Metal Gear & Konami General - /mgg/

im not him, but i am

I want to read about how The Boss always dressed up as Santa Claus before she molested Jack which lead to Big Bossus weird fixation on christmas and Santa.
I bet Jack thought that Santa does it to all kids.

Quiet is a cool character.

No you are. Ya cutie

Sniper Wolf

The Fury

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

MotherBase is literally a pickle jar and Quiet.

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Damn
/mgg/ really is dead

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imagine being pequod and having to ignore the freaky shit that goes on back there

mad disrespect from massive medic to do this shit to a fellow soldier

There is absolutely no way that Venom Snake canonically wanted to bang Quiet.

Yeah, everyone is happier with quiet gone. Even Snake.

Nothing freaky going on but Quiet trying to get boss senpai to notice her. Pequod is a grown ass man, unless he's of the homosexual persuasion I don't know why flirtatious female body language would upset him.

>/mgg/ is ded
>/owg/ has basically been talking about metal gear for an entire thread
wat

fuck, didnt mean to tag

Based Boss > Big Bitch

I fell in love with her

all Quiet will Ever have been to Punished Snake is a tape telling him her 'reasons' for doing what she did.

So did Venom.

Thats the one thing that doesn't make her a Mary Sue, the protag doesn't really fall in love with her.

just like boss did :^)

He's clearly looking at her boobs

She left on my birthday :(

Really there's a lot of reasons why she isn't.

Well yeah, that's because we are venom.

Post some parasite unit webms.

are you the guy who posted in the draw thread on /v/

>those pect zippers
>that banana hammock

If your bond is maxed and you see those chapter 2 cutscenes it's more or less canon 2bh. "love", whatever you want to call it is semantics, he had feelings for her other than that of a friend and comrade that's for sure. Straw grasping memesters can not prove otherwise.

Are (you)?

no

(I'm sorry I had too)

I love how MGS is equal-opportunity fanservice. We're including a unit of scantily-clad snipers? Let's add in some baras in skintight suits to even it out.

Anyone have an issue where the WU pistol will simply refuse to go off for 3-5 seconds after being cocked? Like I'll be clicking on this guy's head and the gun won't fire.

im pretty sure its the otherway.
they added scantily-clad snipers to even out the sausage fest and so you dont realize this series is gayer than brokeback mountain

I always knew MGS was homoerotic as hell.

And I goddamn love it. Unf.

we ded now

the user who keeps making the OPs needs to die

I usually make the OP.
I decided not to make the OP this time because we migrated to another general

everytime

Honest question: How could Venom not fall in love with Quiet?

>migrated
There's that word again.

We'll never know, because he obviously did

fine.
we went to another place to talk about metal gear because they talk about it more than this shithole does

Do link us to this other place.

And where is that?

he's quiet about those kind of things, so we'll never know how he truly felt.

Nobody cares

>he says as the 2 posts above him are asking where to go

You're talking to yourself

so is this like... half NBGO and half MGS:O starter guide thread?

you can call me Ishmael

i would welcome newcomers of the series to these threads now.
since i know there wont be any chance of anyone wanting to spoil anything by talking about the games

Isn't Miller more of an Ahab and Venom an Ishmael?

gotta say v sad that these guys turned out to be just 'parasite powered guys' instead of something more significant. like they had numbers on their head, I wish they were like idk the rest of the failed clones from the Les Enfants project. the aborted clones Liquid talks about in MGS1

I would agree with that. never really understood why those weren't swapped. kaz is the vengeful soul who can't really be tamed. you can say 'oh that's just kojima that sly devil' but it doesn't even add up

Yeah. Wish we got to see more of em, maybe even recruit them, instead of just keeping them in a cage and occasionally strapping them into milking machines when you want it to be misty for about 30 seconds.

And we all know how honest women are

Venom looks pretty fucking sexy there.

the Ishmael/Ahab thing in regards to Big Boss and Venom can be interpreted on multiple levels, I think some of it got skewed as the story was rewritten and or Kojima is just retarded.

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So how much %off do you think tpp is going go thi summers steam sale?

33%

I hope at least 50%

the Boss is with me.

YOU STOP IT RIGHT THERE MISTER!

100%

because I'm spending $0.00 on it ha ha :^)

There's no time, Hurry!

Venom never feels though.

She looks high af there

Really? Remember when Quiet went to save the little monkey's necklace and Venom yelled "No"

wew

>not trying save an asset and possible imformant

>not trying to stop a retard

lad

Don't you dry up on me

what's the new event and are the rewards worth it or are they all repeats again?

all repeats.

>plantzoned forever alone

Staff is close to max, and new recruits no longer go to the waiting room. Is this a feature or can I fix this?

if they are not being hired then its because they are worse than anyone thats already in your waiting room.

Don't have anyone in the waiting room, staff just gets dismissed after getting out of the brig.

Why is dandere Quiet the best Quiet?

I can't understand the difference between kuudere and dandere.

I always wondered what is Venom doing?
Saying bye?

If Mother Base/your FOBs are max upgraded you no longer have a waiting room

It just auto dismisses your lowest staff to replace them with better one you've gotten (or auto discards anyone who isn't good enough to replace anyone)

Maybe he's doing a "cool guy" pose

Ah, thanks man.

That statement pretty much meant that huh? poor girl, I hope she finds a love that goes both ways one day.

i want to be big boss

or just look like him