/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

Daily reminder that you're lorded over by a bunch of gay furries who don't even like the game.

I think vamp needs a serious fucking rework because thralling half the station and killing everyone else over the course of two hours is about as fun as jacking off with 24 grit sandpaper

Don't talk about probe like that you nigger

>Try to make a fun round whever everyone is a power ranger by the rules of the silcions so we can all have justice fun
>Red ranger asks me to go to armory to see them
>Go and do it to be a nice guy
>Red ranger was actually the blood ranger
>Become corrupted by them and forced to do what they say
>Be forced to kill zarbon, feel bad about it and pick up his mmi so he doesn't get spaced.
>Blood ranger takes it in, he gets to live thankfully
>Blood ranger tells me to go and take out Zordon
>Try and have it let me in so nothing bad has to happen by saying I want to change laws
>Doesn't work
>Have to wait for shuttle call and lie to it to let me in to card it and wipe
>I apologize to it and it calls me a faggot
>Tell blood ranger of the job well done
>They tell me to immediately kill myself after doing so
>Ask them if they are joking
>They say no
>Zordon is begging me not to kill myself as they are slowly dying from the deletion
>Have to do it anyway
>Snap my own neck with my last words being "Henshin"

None of this was justice.

>how do we stop the two most powerful antags from being too slow and boring
>I know, buff them!
How about no

no hard feelings, I just turned into a sodium golem after all that horseshit

Not every gamemode needs to be a shitfest with a shuttlecall within 20.
Sometimes you just want to autismfort.

>get thralled early on
>spend the whole round dragging people into perma for the slightest crimes to be snacks
Pretty rare for a round where I actually had fun as a thrall

That's pretty dark
Sorry to end your life that way

...

Top 20 for vomit grenades soon

puu sh/oteSz/ca61c6bfc4.gif

>Join as trader, first time playing as vox
>One other trader around
>Spend my time exploring the asteroid
>Other vox apparently went to the station and came back soon after, because the crew was rude to him
>Crew screaming for our blood over comms despite us not having done anything, not even breaking into the mining- or science stations
Now I know why people don't play vox traders

>a spaceman had a dream about me.
Oh, that's just cute.

Shame you're not.

Rude. I do my best with what I have hun. Which upsetti spaghetti are you?

attention seeking fucks will never be cute

If you insist.

yeah you use your assets a lot lmao

kill yourself immediately attention whore

What the fuck is with all these hippie admins trying to become admins over here now.

Fucking hippie shitters GET OUT.

BUILD THE WALL NOW.

If you've got it, flaunt it girl.
Just for you, baby.

>hippie admins trying to become admins over here
Please give me names so i can make fun of them next time i see them.

>hun
FUCKING CAMILLE POWERGAMER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This guy got in:
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=2434

Now this guy wants in:
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=10818#p10818

>tfw you and sawbones will never double team annie rodgers as she's dressed up like a jester

To be fair looping is one of the best admins hippie has, and he's been here forever.

Doobie is almost as good, and i think he would be a better admin than no admin.

>tfw you and yahir will never ban valid morena

go suck sj's dick

>tfw you won't be able to see Peacock in quite awhile

>upsetti spaghetti
Why do you copy SJ whorena?

You get mad at him and block him after saying very dramatic things and then start to copy his phrases.

Smh

>tfw you will never stop being a cancerous shitposter

>medbay that round

I understand it since there was a ling, but holy shit that was terrible.

>tfw rail will never hug you while you come out of surgery with her worse that you entered it before

But I don't really want anything to do with him.
Old habits die hard, I steal phrases and stuff from people.
I enjoy being double-teamed.

I was constantly flat out there. I had to do like 7 head replacements and clones with no cryomix or biomass.

And that happened as soon as I found the ling bodies which was just after I arrived.

That chief engineer needs to catch a head ban right in his teeth

>don't really want anything to do with him
>literally 2 days ago you were sucking his dick

LMAO

L M A O

Go back to vore and stay there.

When you make the ban request.

I've never been to vore, you're mistaking me for someone else.
I change my mind a lot.

This was the only good thing that round.

>Okay, going to have FUN this round, just focus on being funny and enjoying myself
>Want to make something
>Fuck, research isn't done
>Go do all of research
>Head over to medbay to make my medicine pizza
>Fuck, fridge is empty
>Grind up plasma and start making medicine
>Realize an hour has passed and I've only done one clown thing all round
>Head to caps office to make a joke announcement
>Validthirsty CE pops me and permas me for being a clown
>Get eaten by ling in perma
>Another round completely wasted

Why do I do this to myself.

Just like you change dicks a lot

LMAO

L M A O

>I change my mind a lot.
yeah
new sexual partner once a week

thanks.

LMAO BTFO!!
nice meme..

What if the vox outpost had a PDA messaging capable computer to make initial communication easier

shapki cmon..

@Morena

I've been writing this for a while now, trying to think of what to say. Here's some advice because honestly it sound's like you've hit the wall in your life.

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Bowling for Soup just reminds me of the trashy side of America.

morena is on the trashy side of england desu senpai

famtoidarino u gotta apprciate gud memes..

>Morena is english

She fucking would be wouldn't she?

Why do all the shitters have to invade MY COUNTRY.

Vote UKIP to stop waifus

I went on a date to bowling for soup concert once. It was really good, I enjoyed myself.
Not that frequent I'm afraid.
I'm a Londoner, born and raised.

ay what's your snap

I don't have snapchat, sorry to disappoint.

ayo gimme your kik

If you want to find me then catch me at XOYO most friday nights.

nobody wants to see some fat ugly muslim cunt
go back to your shariah zone

you can measure how shitty the heads of staff are by how they treat their clown

>tfw you will never manager to roll a spot on the Deathsquid or ERT

Deathsquad is chosen from the dead who have it active in preferences, and the admin asks who wants in, ERT is self opt-in through the IC tab Join-Response-Team

ayy who /greytide/ here?

What the hell was the Captain doing all game?

It sounded like some 'le funny racism' gimmick that was ridiculously forced.

Literally asked FIVE TIMES in deadchat who wanted to join deathsquad

being a racist dick

Ensuring mass murder as a non-antag

>tfw you help the vox get on an escape pod because they deserve a chance to live.
I had a borer that let me understand pidgin if you were wondering.

I was going to bomb the shit out of the station, but left to meed other syndicate at bar, then bomb went off, captain asked to see my ID and took away all my station access, so I wasn't able to get back to science to make bombs.

Or else there would have been a lot more bombs that round.

Silicon players, concerning honor.

Is it important to be important, to be honorable?

Only if your laws say it is important.

I'm asking if importance is a necessity to be honorable

You don't need to be important to act honorable, dipshit.

>Set Engineer priority to high.
>Spawn as the Captain.
>No Engineers, so I have to set up the power anyway.
>Poly drops cult talk in the engineering chat.
>Get chloral'd and beheaded trying to save an officer from (what I didn't realize until later was) a fully culted medbay.

I'm sorry, I really panicked and didn't want to kill you but too much shit was going on and I didn't have the time to deimplant you.

You are actually retarded, learn to read.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Who are you?
Who is this?
I've been out of the loop!

>you've started avatarfagging

Hi i'm morena.

Nah, I just have a really small reaction image folder and ones involving pasqualo amuse me.

What's with all the attention?
Is it because you're a girl?

>had to break up a rape for the first time as an admin

What the actual fuck is wrong with people

>I am a shitter
Followed by
>excuses for why I am a shitter

>Nar-Sie just teleported into space for no reason

pretending to be a girl is all that's needed for all the thirsty faggots to come running

he's not the only one who can post ih!! images
but he's the only one who does

ye
the irl grills are getting slobbered on by a few people and everyone else looks on with disgust

Do tell us all the details!
I didn't see it, how far did they get?

You should be saying "what good people we have playing on our server" since it has taken this long

It wasn't on Veeky Forums but someone drugged a medbay worker, dragged them to the bar, built a bed, then emoted raping them.

Really sick shit

Not Veeky Forums