Aegros Murderer edition
Previous thread: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk
-The Game
>store.steampowered.com
>undertale.com
-The Demo
>undertale.com
-Booru
>under.booru.org
-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com
-Writebin
>pastebin.com
-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com
-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com
-Shimejbin
>pastebin.com
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Hello, my name is...
Nth for chara
Oh okay
>ygopro has added cards announced like 12 hours ago
>still hasn't added Kaiju X-files
what the fuck is this bullshit
Asgore
cue shit posters
What would you do if Asriel said this to you?
Hello.
That's the most Toriel-like picture of Frisk I've ever seen.
I would say YOU GOT IT PAL and commit suicide
Go home, eat buttercups until death occurs.
The spider a cute. Cute! CUTE!!!
If Asgore's so great explain this canon artwork dadfags!
bato.to
When you think about it, what Asriel said was even worse (as an insult) than what they said in the comic that this was an edit of.
Giving the baby spider an easy-bake oven for her birthday!
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
Is that Omega Asgore?
Man, that's freaky.
Horrortale Asgore, its retardedly edgy
Telling her she can't cook juice in the overn!
War turns the best of men into unforgivable monsters.
Horrortale? What's that AU about?
Underfell but more edgy
What the fuck?
Throwing the spider a surprise birthday party!
Inviting this user!
Everyone having a good time!
It's time to cut the cake!
Thousands of spiders pop out!
Most people getting spooked, but later laughing it off!
The spiders rounded up and made into ANOTHER cake!
Double cake party!
I was actually surprised to find there was no "sure killl me" option
Why would anyone like Asgore "I ate six kids and then shoved my entire body below the waist down my throat so I could rape them while they digest" Dreemurr
MORE edgy!?
How could you get any edgier than Underfell?
Luck's on your side, cheif.
The Goat is a girl now.
CHARA MEETS DIO BRANDO FROM JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE.
Warning: plot twist at the end.
We just attract a lot of trash people like that I guess.
PAPYRUS MEETS DIO BRANDO
That was so crazy, it was actually pretty funny.
I'm surprised Chara and Dio didn't just explode upon contact.
flower anxiety
>implying he can't change his gender as he wish
having beautiful humanoid goats childs and no limits in terms of creativity in bed
Hey, wasn't there a picture of Papyrus saying "Nyeheheh!" the same way Gyro did in the opening chapters of Steel Ball Run?
Going through directories on my PC seems oddly slow.
ccleaner was a mistake
I'm actually a huge fan of child murder, I don't know about the rest of these fags
I wish I was as good at drawing as Frisk
post canon couples better then Asgore x Toriel
sounds like ccleaner may have deleted the thumbnail cache. next time you run it uncheck that box
any flowerfags on?
okay
>spending springs and summers with Asrielle, playing together in the warm meadows, laughing and eventually having a child together
>spending autumns and winters with Asriel, who keeps you warm at night and leads a quiet life reminiscing and smiling beside you
Oh yessss
best goat with best skeleton
Still cleaned up 500MB after yesterday without that.
Sure, why not
What about after winter though?
objectively the best couple
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I wonder... If someone did something like this with Undertale, do you think it would turn out good, or would it most likely be cringe material?
I guess me first then.
hey dude, how's it going
I DEMAND MORE NICEPANTS
YES
Non-canon fag ship
worst skeleton and worst goat
tumblr pandering
why of course my good man
Would you rather be Nicecream and date Burgerpants or be Burgerpants and date Nicecream?
I'd rather be Burgerpants - sure me life and job would suck but I'd get to date Nicecream. If I was Nicecream I wouldn't have the joy of dating Nicecream.
I'd rather be Nicecream tbqh
I want to make Burgerpants's arduous grueling day better
>implying goat and skeleton is a viable ship/
>implying it's canon and they're not just good friends
>implying Sans is capable of romance
You are literally trash get out
dont let him bait you friend just stick to best ship
Its more canon and more likely then the shit you're posting, burgerpants finds Nicecream guy annoying not attractive
What's the deal with you Nicecream fans? Do you love the ship because you latch onto the idea that even someone who's as depressed and hopeless as Burgerpants can get a qt bf?
B-b-because that's totally not what I think h-ha...
Oh you were just baiting.
Well I can still post stuff.
Not baiting just pointing out the your ship is just pandering and that the characters would never get together in real life
you pretty much nailed it for me. i hate my job and my boss and my life. having someone like nice cream guy would make me not want to shoot myself, probably
You cannot possibly think that, or know that.
You said to post a good canon ship.
There are only actually 2, so I posted one.
What's exactly up, man? What do you do for a living/ I'm no Nicecream but I can listen to you vent if that'll make you feel a little better
>can't possible known that
Did you play the game? Their entire relationship is based on Alphys lying to Undyne.
And still Undyne loved her because just like in real life, people can forgive others' mistakes.
i work at carls jr. because i cant get anything better and i take care of my grandpa, i love him but its pretty sad. thats pretty much all i do
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I challenge someone to find a more intense video.
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>tfw you will never be papyrus in this picture
Being invited by optimistic Asgore for tea!
Telling him that you were taught to not talk to evil people!
Watching his face twist as his sins hit him again!
Telling him that you'll make exception for him this one time!
Watching his hope return!
Refusing the cup he offers you!
Making your own tea instead!
Sneakily watching Asgore feel horrible as he realizes you don't trust him for your life!
Sitting on the table with him and focusing on your tea instead of giving him a look!
Suddenly asking him if he has any milk for your tea!
Watching him lighten up slightly as he feels useful from merely going to fetch it for you!
Dropping the laxatives you brought with you into Asgore's teacup!
Unnecessarily double-checking if the milk he brings you has gone bad or not!
Pretending to look uncomfortable and refusing to put any milk into your tea, telling him it's probably better without it!
Watching Asgore sadly take a sip of his doctored tea!
Slyly keeping your smile away as he keeps sipping the whole cup, not realizing anything wrong with it!
Pretending to look happy as you tell him you could have another cup that you also make yourself!
Sitting back at the table and watching him now clearly feel the effects of the laxative in his stomach!
Pretending to look worried and sad as you ask if your company is making him ill!
Watching him lie about being happy and fine for your sake with visible difficulty!
Calmly drinking your tea as you hear his stomach make terrible noise!
Asgore's face going red all over as he suddenly releases an uncontrollable flatulence!
Looking extremely disgusted and revolted as you tell him that he's disgusting and gross!
Throwing your still half-full and hot teacup at him!
Immediately running away from his place as you yell about how horrible of a monster he is!
Hearing him burst into tears from behind the corner as you leave him be the crying, farting mess that he now is!
You're a good man for taking care of your grandfather - I hope he appreciates all you do for him
Feed this goat kid!
One last shill during a new time period for father and son downing the souls of human beings
Hope you all have been enjoying your respective times of day, love you all.
We get it you have a hate boner for Asgore and you're salty that he got a happy ending, do you really have to keep trying to bait dadfags with all this Soriel and retarded walls of text?
im always on
>Oh you were just baiting.
Stop making faggy replies like this to baiters and just stop responding instead.
They operate on your attention and emotions.
So he can do cute scatties on your chest and mouth afterwards!
Ah! I've been beaten at a challenge I thought I was sure to win!
Post Cropped Lewd
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Storyshift's will be better.
>happy ending
Asgore is forever alone.
He'll be in trouble once the fact that he murdered six humans slips out one way or another.
thank you for the kind words but i could've been there earlier and now neither of us can really appreciate anything, im kinda garbage
me too haha. even if i'm doing other shit i have a tab for this place.
how's it going dude
Look we get it, you're mad that some people like Asgore more then Toriel but you can stop now
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I wrote that text but didn't actually bother reposting it.
Asgore deserves it though, I don't like Toriel much more but she's no sextuplet-murderer.
We all make mistakes and wish we did things differently - the important thing is that you're there for him now though. I'm sure you're not as garbage as you feel you are - you have great taste, at the very least
If that doesn't help - here's more Nicepants
yes we get it you have a hate boner for a fictional goat but your spam is more annoying then the dadfags at this point
Just stop
>Don't post images you like
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Making the goat cry because he's being too edgy!
Post images you like, just don't reply to the posts that are made specifically for you to not like.
thats true, thanks a lot user. its nice to have someone say im doing something good for once. also, here's more food courtship before i go to bed
Please don't bully any of the goats, they all deserve to be happy
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All of them deserve to be bullied, at least some.
Especially Asgore.
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oh, I just woke up