/srg/ speedrunning general

this is a crab free thread

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- twitter.com/NASAMarathon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/stealnbread/status/724117633507926016
reddit.com/r/ChibiCrew/
youtu.be/lqNEth7FuS4
youtube.com/watch?v=LlbMUnagjlQ
mixthatdrink.com/soylent-green/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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get help grav

twitch tv/narcissawright/v/50972168?t=01m29s

I actually feel bad for her.. Hope she'll be happy at some point

Is he an adult baby now too? Jesus Christ, I'm just done with this shit.

Daily reminder that this is the deadest general there is, kept alive by angst, stigma and narcissa

this is the first cosme video i've watched since 18:10 and jesus christ the change
it's fucking scary man

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>game is so shit you need to do lag reduction strats to go fast

Woke up, saw Easter Speedsters is done. What happened?

they got hijacked on teamviewer again and porn was streamed on chibis account

>implying lag reduction isn't the purest form of skill

menuing is a close second tbqh

i know right goldeneye is such a terrible fucking speedgame it's got to be the biggest meme in the history of the sport

During the TeamViewer hijack backdoors were installed on Chibi's computer, so even when they stopped using TeamViewer the stream key was constantly hijacked.

They were even able to login to his personal channel as he lets Chrome save his password on his computer, change the password, then stream more porn.

Then, as he had a massive pity party, he kicked anyone who wasn't patting him on the back, including Bread, a staff member who provided constructive feedback in a large post on their discord on how they should handle their tech, when Chibi asked for it.

>using rta timing
lol okay

twitter.com/stealnbread/status/724117633507926016

Not only is Chibi banning anyone who isn't immediately coming to let him cry on their shoulder, he is further using this to cement himself as part of the "speedrunning community", saying on his twitter this isn't an attack on him, it's an attack on the community.

>run a marathon solely for the purpose of attempting to salvage your "speedrun cred" and continue to pretend to be part of a community that has you largely blacklisted
>do it so fucking incompetently that you spend more than half of the marathon sleeping or being AFK, putting your equally incompetent friend in charge for double shifts
>have the stream keys and TeamViewer account info publicly shown on stream due to said incompetence
>have dozens of no-shows and a run that was just a stream of an AGDQ run with trolls reading fake donations during it because Chibi didn't vet or verify that anybody running could run their games
>ban actual runners with multiple runs like Cyberdemon and YoshiPro for reasons that consistently keep changing anytime people ask why
>ban people pointing out the Deus Ex run was footage, both during and after the run
>After asking for feedback for "next time" banning staff who did more work than Chibi did the entire marathon when they give feedback

>"wow guys, sabotaging a charity? so low...you guys aren't attacking me, you're attack the COMMUNITY and CHARITY, never mind in my consistent pursuit for attention and to be accepted in this community I allowed and enabled all of this to fucking happen, now it's about charity and communities!

His password for TeamViewer was OrganizationThirteen by the way.

who is "us. as a collective"

The speedrunning community. The same way that has him blacklisted from every marathon and organized event for misbehaving and being inappropriate at physical events, cheating at speedrunning and probably sending nude pictures of himself to underage girls.

reddit.com/r/ChibiCrew/

>most recent posts are all from 1 year ago

>OrganizationThirteen
Kingdom Hearts though?

Chibi is obssesed with Kingdom Hearts.

For awhile his twitter handle was "Buff Riku", as this was the point when part of his persona was working out and going to the gym and he has at several times declared he looks like Riku.

Fuck off you chibi obessed freak

This is /srg/

>g-guys stop talking about Chibi and his failed marathon
Where do you think you are?

Not on /v/ last time I checked.

>speedrun general
>don't talk about a speedrun marathon that is supposed to be still running right now but isn't

I get as a fan, you want everyone to move on, but that's not how it works.

Then you should be aware you're in /srg/.

Hey, it beats talking about the irrelevant Narcissa

>new speedgame has lag issues
>everything can be timed with IGT

couple of things

1. Why does TMR think it's just him and this one other guy? I'm sure out of the millions of autists with savestates out there there are a couple more who have beaten every game on NES. INCLUDING UNLICENSED.

2. Why isn't bluegrass streaming yet, pic relatedarino.

3. Narcissa getting high, it was a while ago but why would you get high and then go and read thousands of comments hating on you? I could barely keep my shit together when all I read was positive shit. Is he actually looking to end it all.

4. We don't meme enough. We need more memes, espectially more chibi meams.

posted wrong picarino

I said I was going to write-up a recap of ESM tonight, but there's really just no point. Everything that can be said about what went wrong has been covered here, SRD, and in the discord. I think the main takeaways is have a staff that knows what they are doing, ESPECIALLY if one of the staff members spends the majority of the time being the restreamer.

Does anybody remember what SRG was like back in the glorious times of 2013? Whenever cool people like Duke would post here and stream regularly? Good times

Remember back when FF guy posted here? Good times. I miss those days.

>cool people
>like Duke
>Duke

duke was never good at speedrunning

He was also never funny.

the mental illness is palpable

Deadbolt guy reporting in.

Finally made my first WR! Though it was a very poor run and we discovered new skips. Can't wait to be able to record again!

>mfw /srg/

>speedrunning posts
>in the speedrunning general
Fuck off. You're just as bad as FF guy.

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So.. did we know Brossentia is gay?

yes.

>did we know literally all speedrunners have at least one mental disease
Umm yes

i want to FUCK an elin

how did I not? Isn't SRG supposed to be an informative place about speedinformation?

SRG is supposed to be a drama place about speeddrama

I'm not sure this is the right place to ask, but it seems like the closest to what I want.

I'm playing Super Metroid. I want to cross the moat into the Wrecked Ship. So far I don't have grapple beam or speed booster. I can't seem to do the continuous wall jump, so is there a way to bomb jump across the moat? A video would be appreciated.

>I could barely keep my shit together when all I read was positive shit. Is he actually looking to end it all.
Normal people don't react to marijuana like this. I would try to steer clear from it if I were you.

No. It's a place for drama and shit posting about speedrunners

but that's what this guy was looking for doe

I want to be an elin.

The wall jump is a hundred times easier family just do that.

I feel like getting into speedrunning again after only having routed games for almost 2 years. I put several houndred hours into one game, but speedrunning that would turn it into the next far cry 3. Suggest me some speedgames SRG

pc/ps2+3

dont do that route retard

I'm not trying to speed run, I'm just having fun sequence breaking.

I can't seem to get the timing right.

Final Fantasty X
Final Fantasy XII
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy IX

Hearts of iron 3 - PC
Charlie's angels - PS2
Biker mice from mars - PS2

All solid speedgames with easy to grab WR's if that is what you want

Routing isn't speedrunning.

You can't speedrun without a route.

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hit the door before entering the room that's the setup. jump on the last frame then you get 2 frames to jump after missile pickup.

James Bond 007: Nightfire for the PC

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat Master difficulty best ending.

dont forget le misery mod

You cheat, ur done. It's that simple.

yep. dont see why he doesn't get it

You should only enjoy marijuana when you're 14.

yeah we hooked up at rpg limit break

name 1 speedrun harder and more skillful than misery best ending
you can't

Name one speedrun harder than my dick.
You can't.

Why? When chibi "cheated" he was going through a lot of issues at home which had an effect on his well being. Surely you wouldn't blame chibi for resorting to cheats under those conditions would you?

Complete the run, watch the endings.

>lol noah was killed by bandits who went into the ark to shelter from an emission no best ending for you

hotline miami 2 demolition ils

youtu.be/lqNEth7FuS4

>Complete the run
good one

damn SRD stepping it up in production quality youtube.com/watch?v=LlbMUnagjlQ

Nobody installed a backdoor on chibi's computer, he's just a fucking retard and uses the same password for literally everything.

new speedrun drama senpai

Post chibi's speedcock

this is beyond epic

kek
stop taking women's hormones you fruit
this is what they do to your brain

damn, retro is based

Smoking marijuana underage is a terrible idea, and is why you need to be 21+ to purchase it in legalized states.

Hey slayer can you honestly unironically explain me why you don't do the fc3 commentary again?

yarumasi this has to stop

mixthatdrink.com/soylent-green/

what in the actual fuck

i wonder whether when it grows out of it she'll resent the people who were enabling it

i can't believe i fucking typed "she'll". fuck me

I transitioned MtF then realized it can't send me back in time to experience being a girl and develop as a girl would.

It only makes me look like one on the outside. It solves vanity and nothing else.

I will never be beautiful, will never have friends who see me as a girl, will never have a boyfriend or husband, will never be anything more than a disgusting tranny getting older and older.

There is no future with this but I refuse to stop presenting as a girl.

The only option left is to die.

no shit
you really don't think things through, do you?

must ever asshole on twitch pretend to be depressed or have issues?

is there no one who, despite whatever issues they may have, will just shut up and play games anymore?

can someone post screencaps from when cosme came out as a tranny

I need to remember what it was like to laugh at the situation instead of feel sad

>decide to completely rely on playing shitty video games for a bunch of autists 8 hours a day
>maybe this wasnt as fun as i thought it would be

because that's what twitter is for

you are creating fake problems for yourself because happiness is hard and creating a pity party is easy.

no one cares about problems that you invent for yourself. you are not entitled to anyone's sympathy.

leave your hugbox. get a job. go outside.