/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Sweden edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old thread

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1st for traps aren't gay

gf

reminder

...

this is my thread too

What's a trap?

GLHF

Boypussy>girlpussy

gfhl

>Sweden
JUST

ghlf milf gilf diligaf

faggot

im guessing you never fucked a girl ever

I've fucked girls and boys and he's absolutely correct.

youre my gf :3

but I'm a cute boy!~

pussy feels waaaaay better. you must be gay

can someone post a link to the match with the crying swedish girls who got fucked up?

was it yesterday or the day before?
i need to have a laugh

fake gayposting disappears the second you touch a girl for the first time, pathetic losers pretend to be gay to get attention from other losers online

>pussy feels waaaaay better
it literally doesn't that's not even subjective that's just false. Ass > vagina every single day of the week

>being this big of a manchild

youre a girl when were together

reminder that this game takes no skill whatsoever

o-okay~

WutFace

KKona

now let me kiss your tummy :3

>not laughing as a team of csgo players are brought to fucking tears because of a game

are you the man child here who pretends he's hot shit?

y-yes

>KKona
Welcome to my ignore list.

whore

tummy kissu~

wow reported

t. newfag

Who /vp/ here?

>tfw can't see your messages because you are ignored
4Head

suck my cock

get a load of this newfag FishMoley

no, reported again
/csgog/ is an anti-bullying general and you should know that

it's anti-anime too you fucking retarded lobster eyed niggerfaggot

>all this twitch talk
FailFish

no, it's not, it's anti niggers like you, so kys

end your life you pathetic permavirgin

>complaining about animu in Veeky Forums
nys
Also, what are some /csgog/ approved mangas and animes?

>Niggers in Pijamas skin case with themed skins WHEN?

>permavirgin
>mfw I get to fuck my waifu daily
>mfw you probably don't have a waifu
>mfw you probably still have sex with disgusting 3D women
I can only laugh at you and report you again :^)

>animes wanting to use Team Reddit skins

oh my fucking sides you can't make this shit up

I don't have a waifu because I have sex with cute 3D boys you sad greasy spic

>3d
DISGUSTING

>not having sex with cute 2D boys
*laughs at you*

even 2d laughs at your little penis lmao

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. ok?

I don't really go on other generals. Are they all this bad or is /csgog/ just pure shit, gay posting trap postings anime posting. The list goes on.

helloooooo reddit

No, indie games generals are far worse.
There's a website you might like though, it's called reddit, and it has a subforum for csgo where you can upvote stuff you like and downvote stuff you dislike.

yeah indies are the worst generals by far, they're basically hangouts for fandoms

can we get some 1G's in the general?

1G 1G

thanks famm

What the fuck is wrong with the matchmaking in this game?
I'm MGE and I keep getting matched with teams with one to three LE-LEMs and they carry with 30 bombs every time, how do I make this stop happening?

>I'm MGE
No you are not.

>he fell for the 4:3 meme

>bet 22 euro on HR
>4 euro projected return
>dont get a single skin
epic

>he isn't waiting for Prime MM to launch

you brought it on yourself my man

what

you bout to rank up boi

Small playerbase and unpopular genre = good generals
And vice versa.

Hello Reddo Silvo 3

nice filename

if prime makes any difference I'll slice off my dick

lounge is a fucking scam

>he didn't fall for the 4:3

I have random filenames enabled my man

Yes you have.
Hello Reddo Silvo 3

>1200 hrs of gameplay
>200 competitive wins
>gold nova 3

I AM GONNA END MY PATHETIC LIFE

Here's a dank pape for your PC. Sorry it is not 4:3

all of them, me

im the same rank as you

i deranked after having to play 3 v 5 2 games in a row

should I nms?

>he doesn't watch anime

>1v1 tournament
>no fnatic players

guess it would be too obvious huh?

yeah it would be obvious that they would've won easily, every player is better than any trash this tournament has

Seriously gotards, what is this shit

This is called being a good goy, by buying ugly and expensive skins and losing them on jew nigger approved activities such as betting on e-sports instead of just watching those.

>he watches anime

have you ever been invited to a party that had girls in it and didn't have the word LAN before it? lmao loser

you just got jewed my man
learn from your mistakes and don't use lounge again

stop being a fucking underage babby and bet cash on a real site you fucking ledditor

I never bought a single skin though.

So should I use fanobet?

but fanobet is blocked in america

>So should I use fanobet?
yes

>wake up
>learn that NiP got trashed by VP
Rest in peace, skines, they were super favored.

Might as well scratch all my NiP stickers.

Nice blog, Ja'JaDeMarcus Williums

Ty for commenting
don't forget to subsrib

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Nice blog reddo friend.

rate my video
youtube.com/watch?v=zVroM5FUCKA

This was funny? Didn't even smirk, better luck next time kiddo.

post your vid then

would you let young pasha fuck your tight puckered ass?

>watching the video in the first place
Good goy.

he looks like a botoxed david hasselhoff lmao

>mouz not banning train
Why?

>Steel
Beit Halochem Canada $55,000.00
Beth Chabad Israeli Community Centre 25,000.00
The Canadian Zionist Cultural Association $18,000.00