Senran Kagura General /skg/ #717

Lovin Kafuru!

Love* gotta love autocorrect

Gotta *live autocorrect.

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Prepare for cake death, bitch.

I live autocorrect!

pick one to be beheaded by

Appreciating Hanabi!

Gah! If your going to steal my thing at least do it right!

It is Luvin'! LUVIN'!

>tfw even your phone knows you're doomed to die alone

Hanabi is dumb and I hate her but she has a cute outfit!

How do you steal a word?

Early thread Dokkan post
Spin2Win with Hanabi!

Hanabi what's 6 X 7 + 14?

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Uhh....sex?

126

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Silly Hanabi, sex is what I'm gonna have with you tonight!

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I l-love Y-Yumi p-pls don't b-bully me.

No.
>Bullies you

HE SAID HE LIKES YUMI!

GET HIM!

I'll teach her to when in doubt to just apply her hammer to the problem

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DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You love who!?

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Hey buddy. See this fist of mine? If you have a moment to spare, I'd like to show it what it does when placed on your fist.

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

You're gonna hold his hand?

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Yumi looks disgustingly fat in that picture.

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>Yumi looks perfectly fat in that picture.

She's skinny there.

Minnow is bursting with sexual energy.

Clearly he wants to save his hand for Yumi later. A quick fist bump wouldn't hurt, though. Unless he has baby hands or if I was Daidouji.

Go home, Minori, you're lost.

She asked Murasaki how to be cute.
I don't think her metabolism is handling all that pizza very well.

YUMI A BEST

A

BEST

I want to fatten Yumi up and make her hips plump and perfect for childbirth!

Murasaki has to have a ridiculously fast metabolism. She's lazy, eats like a pig but is thin enough to be a model.

Everyone else that tried her diet ended up looking pregnant.

She's trying her best!

I think she needs to drink a lot of liquid

She isn't fat. She's soft and out of shape.

While it's attractive, it doesn't fit her at all and CERTAINLY isn't suitable for a ninja. Yumi, correct it at once! No-one can fight evil if they run out of breath after two minutes!

Ryoubi's boobs not growing at all while pregnant! While her ass balloons outwards!

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Don't worry! Now she can just sit on evil instead and it won't be able to escape her fat ass!

She could just end up laying on the evil and smothering it.

Her boobs grow. They swell up like like little waterballoons filled with milk and jiggle obscenely all the time!

Don't tell my ninja that she's fat, she's perfect as she is!

Sorry, this thread is exclusively for senrans with living parents.

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what are those, stinklines?

short of a shower, you should at least towel off between events minori

They'll swell back down when she's not pregnant! And then she'll be sad when her daughter grows huge boobs by the age of 16 and is still growing!

Yumi is PREGNANT

When I look at this the first thing I think of is Minnow waiting to walk home with you

Minori looking for her husband at the train station but she's too short to see over everyone!

>calling Yumi fat

Yumi is puri puri indeed.

When searching for Minori just look for her hilariously round hamster backpack. It means she can't be hidden in crowds easily.

I want to make Ryoubi pregnant

[muchi muchi noises]

Indeed she is. She's back in shape wonderfully!

Congratulations!

I want to impregnate Asuka!

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I want to make Ryouna get all fancied up for a date at Alinea (dress, jewelry, shoes; the whole nine yards), enjoy à relaxing meal with her and watch her marvel at how odd the way they serve food there is, but try new dishes and just have a normal, calm evening with her for the first time in who knows how long.

And then as I'm waiting for her to finish up in the restroom, she dashes out, grabs my hand, and yanks me along behind her through the door and into one of the stalls, pushes the door shut, locks it, and tells me to pull up her dress, shove her face up against the stall door clamp one of my hands around her mouth, and pound her into next week because she can't take being all proper any more!

Ryouna is objectively the Senran most suited for dolling up in a dress, high heels, and makeup, and then taking home and tossing her onto the bed like a throwpillow before ravaging her mercilessly while her pumps are still on her feet and she drips pussy juice all over her dress while squealing at the top of her lungs.

Dammit you guys, I can only jack off so many times in a day!

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Gotta exceed your limits user

Rough handjobs from Daidouji!

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Surely she could at least try to be gentle

She could, but why would I want her to be?

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Also abjobs.

So that she doesn't accidentally rip your dick off?

'Cause you don't want to end up cumming blood, or becoming an eunuch.

Accidental genital mutilation from Daidouji!

Also pussyjobs.

>Daidoji gives user a blow job!
>She thinks you actually have to blow.
>user tries to correct her but she won't have it.
>She accidentally inflates user!

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

you did it

>>She accidentally inflates user!

Did she not run out of gas yet?

Nice pecs but he needs to work on his other muscles too.

you did it this time

I did it!
>Miyabi will never tell me she's proud I successfully posted an image on Veeky Forums