Walmart

I'll bite. How?

damn dirty thief

Whenever I use the kiosks I might "forget" to ring a couple of things up. Pretty sure wally world won't miss it.

well. i choose "dont bag this item"
leave that on the screen for the next thing, prefereably the same item, *buying multiple cerelas? coffe? then hit it after word it will beep, make sure ur not being scrutinized and u have plausible deniablity.
the worse that could happen is someone confronts u and u play dumb. the way i see it , walmart has more than enough money , and has factored in losses like that , so its more of a barter system than actual theft. they'd rather i come there and buy some things than go somewhere else anyways.

*not barter , but "haggle"
anyways u gotta be reasonable , you know?
but i pay what i think is fair for the shit i get.
if they let me out the store with it , and they have it on their books to accept that sort of loss, while at the same time making massive ungodly profits while putting mom and pops out of business , hey man, it is wut it is , gotta get it how you live. anyways i've probably saved hundreds of dollars, over time. maybe even a thousand. but im not recommending u do this unless u are in need ofc.
i mean its not like they have a charity program, where they give food based on need. which they absolutely could if they weren't such greedy cunts.

As someone who works on Self Service Checkouts at Walmart, I can tell you you're right.

Walmart don't give a shit about lost inventory. We're a multi-billion dollar industry. Your free cereal packet does not register.

However, stuff that beeps will get your noticed. Clothes and electronics being taken out the door will alert staff and have your prosecuted.

Enjoy.

Food doesn't set off the alarm?

It does, but employees check your basket for stolen electronics. They don't agressively scan carts to see if you have an extra box of cereal in there.

Yeah but they check your receipt

A family member accidently stole a fishing rod from walmart a while back.

>go to walmart to buy fishing rod
>decide to get 2
>brings them to checkout
>leans one against counter, holds barcode tag for the other one out so checkout girl can scan it
>completely forgets about the second pole and it doesnt get scanned
>pays, unconsciously picks up both rods and walks out
>alarm goes off as he walks through exit
>he hands the receipt to the person that comes up
>quick glimpse at it, marks off with highlighter, lets him go on his way

didn't notice he stole the rod until he got home and started rigging them up

They check the receipt to see if the pricey items on there match whats in the basket. They dont look at it for more than 5 seconds. As long as you have a distracting item, like a $15+ item in your basket, they will check to see if thats not being stolen. Not the extra box of $1 cereal.
The only way you could fuck it up is if you bought one box of cereal the right way and then tried to walk out with like 10 extra boxes that arent even on your receipt.

Ex's stepdad stole a 50in tv and $400 swimming pool. Apparently those don't set the alarms off. I actually watched him do it and couldn't believe it.

I work there

My friend stole a lot of games last Christmas
>big crowd around the electronics register
>there's a Christmas gift bag with a bunch of ps4 games
>he grabs it and nobody says anything as we walk out

You can also save an edited html of the store's page and say it says there's a discount online and show it to the cashier

...

A giant corporation on government assistance.

>You can also save an edited html of the store's page and say it says there's a discount online and show it to the cashier
Does that work for electronics or are they more likely to check for that?

Major franchises are a cancerous meme.

K-Mart

home.

at least before i fucked errythang up.

I've only worked there a day. I don't think electronics would make a difference. It would just depend on who you're dealing with and if they trust your phone without checking theirs

My mom bought a heavily discounted printer that way (it was actually discounted) and the guy didn't feel the need to check anything beyond her phone

What is that supposed to mean

Stop being fucking niggers
Shop at Target instead. Only whites and asians.

Nice, thanks man.

10 year club, just got home from work

Apparently a guy literally just walked off with a 55 inch tv at my first store, the alarms went off and everyone around thought "oh, there's no way he would casually walk out if he didn't pay for it".

The cool thing is you can work your way up to corporate, but the bad thing is how heavily corporate relies on office drama bullshit.

I can't be bothered to look up who said it, but the "small" store I was at was making """only""" $1.89 mil net profit a month, no one cares about you lifting an extra box of cereal or one of those tabloid magazines, and the only reason we care about electronics is because corporate shits on everyone when that happens, and clothes because they get lifted more than plates at World Gym.

I miss /b/ coupon s. I remember I used to come out with a bag filled with beef jerky for $20 worth about $80+. Too bad all the idiots used to make coupons for electronics and abuse the hell outta them, now none of them work anymore.

Fuck greedy idiots ruining it for everyone else.

When I go shopping I put 3 milks in my cart and only ring up one at the register. If the cashier doesn't see cart i get 2 milks free. If not I'm like sorry senpai

Hey, faggot, you are one of the greedy idiots using fake coupons to buy shit.

How the fuck would that ever work?, wouldn't the alarm just go off and they'd check your receipt?

is it true that they start each shift with a pep rally where they have to sing wal-mart's corporate anthem?

Do you really fucking think everything has a sensor tag on it?

so you're saying someone can just walk out with a mars bar in their pocket?

>ill do shit people get paid to do for free
faggots like you are why we pump our own gas now

Crippled child detected

they may have put plastic in mars bars but they've yet to put an rfid in one.

back when walmart started price matching online I got a PS4 and wii u bundle for $100 by making a fake 3rd party listing on amazon

You don't look very proud, Pedro

are you 74 years old? I'm glad we pump our own gas, just another unwanted middle man holding me up. I bet they expected a tip too

>we
lmao

>"Proud Walmart Associate"
LOL.

>Wal Mart
>there are at maximum 4 walls

I actually do know a trick to ring up baked goods at a lower price

on the reduced baked goods there will be a yellow bar code, now you want to smudge this so it wont work. when you ring it up it will ask you to enter in the number on the tag, the last few numbers will be the price and you can substitute whatever you please

> error cashier needed
> cashier needed for ID

> bagging your own groceries

I'm sorry, I thought this was America?

So he stole an empty gift bag?