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>News

- Team Patrick has won the latest NA and EU Splatfest!
- Team Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri has won the latest JP Splatest!
- A large balance patch has landed, updating the performance of numerous weapons, abilities, specials, and more!
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- The Squid Sisters will be performing live at the Nico Nico Super Conference's Ultra Music Festival on April 29th, except this time they'll be as they were as children! twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/712950899811856385

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Friends with Octolings!

fuck off

die

hell no

kys

kill yourself

goodnight callie
i love you

Reminder that liking Callie because she's fat makes as much sense as liking Callie for her short hair.

Sleep well user

reminder that it is ok to think characters with different body types are cute

Playing together!

Can confirm, the discord link has absolutely no reason to be in the OP.

It's been there for the last three threads, and the link has been BROKEN. It links to an expired room. And nobody has mentioned it or complained about it once. Because nobody uses it.

but no one likes callie because she's fat.
some people who like chubby girls just also like callie!

Then I like short hair

So can someone explain the "make a thread 50 posts early" meme to me?

you kept your word
good callie

Discordfags used to make it up to fifty posts early to cram their link into the OP.
Now that it's proven how pointless it is, it will probably stop.

Link to the discord?

NEVER POST THIS AGAIN

Try looking in the OP four threads ago.

that's cool!
i don't care much for it, but it is interesting to see people draw callie like that when they do.

discord.gg/0hRffD2svs54JJ8U

Don't kid yourself; it's disgusting.

gotchu senpai

discord.gg/0hRffD2svs54JJ8U

i'm sorry you have such a strong opinion.
but that does not mean other people do not have the right to voice theirs!

It kinda does. Projecting preferred characteristics onto unrelated characters they can't possibly belong on is a pretty retarded practice.
Damned if I can stop it though, so whatever.

Is this the same artist that does the Manmenmeis?

>nice penis!
...interesting

I am indifferent for Octolings

"projecting" seems like the wrong word.
i think you are exaggerating a little.
just because someone likes seeing a character with some trait does not mean they believe they possess that trait.
callie has never worn a santa outfit, and yet i am sure you would not chastise me if i were to think this picture was cute!

Well no, but it's the same process that causes people to draw Inklings with long tongues or draw Octolings as citizens. As well as 80% of Deviantart.

>18/4 and similar on many matches on splatfest with Nzap '89
I don't know what happened but I loved every second of it

Hopefully by next Splatfest I have an account on every rank so I can report from all fronts.

nice picture, where's it from?

>more ricks than bobs

Please do if you and report back if you have the patience for it

...

Why would you do such a thing?

My sister was on bob and she was B+ so I tried to balance out, fucked up and rolled with it.
You mean play splatfest 5 times over or report on all ranks? The answer for both is; I have no fucking idea.

If you're that autistic, no offense intended, why not use the same weapon in each run? Might be more accurate that way.

I might be, but no offense taken even if I am.

Using the same weapon would have some level of control element, but how much can I use a weapon without getting bored of it?

On my B+ Pat run, I was mucking about with Bamboozler mk III and only lost twice on my way to Champ.

Spaghetti-o's > Woomies
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hot dogs > Marshmallows
Decepticons > Autobots
Science > art
Planes > Cars
Pirates > Ninjas
Burgers > Pizza
Naughty > Nice
Past > Future
Blue > Red
Snowmen > Sandcastles
Patrick > Spongebob

Made it a while ago

>he's still posting his shit opinions and bara memes

Facts cants be shit

I'm just glad to see some old memes still stand, shit memes or not.

go back to /co/

>Spaghetti-o's > Woomies
>Pirates > Ninjas
>Burgers > Pizza
>Past > Future
>Snowmen > Sandcastles
These are objectively wrong, everything else is right

>visit the /ink/ booru
>all these inkling lewds
>all these tagmes

at least octolings tag their shit, you god damn s u b c e p h a l o p o d s

to be fair there's only like 3 people using it

>prefering ninjas

okay sasuke

only 3 people use this general, god damn dead game

It's just an image store for drawanons, not an archive. Not much point in tagging.

we should all move over to /nintyg/ then

Pokken general is dead because of you guys. I hope you're happy.

this

kys

I'm almost there, /ink/. Wish me luck!

>Naruto is the only ninja
okay veggie tales

You'll make it.

hmm? what happened that you had to blame another general over?

nice. good luck user.

the farthest i've gotten is S90

Damn, I remember that show. Good times.

keep desu?

Everyone knows there can only be one successful Wii U game.

no

Splatfest took away all the Pokken posters and now the general is gone.

Yeah no shit.

Well in that case MK8 wins since it has a 1:2 attach rate

Post link

Thats why the general is still kicking right?

They'll be back to your shitty game soon.

I don't know why you don't just move the General to /vp/ instead.

you cant be damned to read the header of the thread, but you sure can read them waifu posts all day long.

its ok i forgive you friend

!!!

he does it!

Told you so.

Welcome to the least fun part of the game.

He said most successful not most discussed

Remember to stay calm. Frustration will make you quickly lose your rank.

>he
That's a Woomy

hello newfriend

beautiful

you can't just say a meme and expect it to work everywhere my jibun wo.

it's an ink meme faggot fuck off

Sounds dumb to me

I think you're just making memes up

check the archives buster brown

I want to __-scarth__ a Callie back to teh discord! fUckk off seaweed

tia's feet

we all do

Based retardbro

he specifically means you have to change it to "she does it"
you have to modify memes for context sometimes

fuck off tumblr

just stop posting.

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Memes are serious business. Why can't you take your own seriously?

fuck off samefag from tumbly

lmao

Holy fuck, YES.

Best shirt in the game, and you roll it yourself? Definitely keep. I use mine all the time.

>can't admit that they fucked up
>regresses into a child-like state where all they can say is buzzwords
This is pathetic.

i just really want tumblr to fuck off

Stop posting.