/kspg/ Kerbal ShitPosting General

Physics of driving edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI
youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/
spacedock.info/
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
ksp.olex.biz/
i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
raceintospace.org
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
nytimes.com/2016/04/25/world/americas/missing-mexican-students-suffered-a-night-of-terror-investigators-say.html
youtube.com/watch?v=UW-qcsDLxUY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Previous thread: >Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI

>Dev Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k

>FAQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)

>Flags
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)


>Official forum
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. MAN and turning the thread to shit are not.

Stay with us user, it's a fun ride

Anyone here knows if the 1.05 deltav map is still good for 1.1?
I don't know if I suddenly became shit at launching or if they changed something, but I feel like it takes a bit more deltav to reach orbit than before.

fuck

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>What are the devs doing?
1.1, while utilizing new development tactics, demonstrates Squad's total incompetence and is symbolic of their lack of desire to finish the game. And it took a year, to add nothing. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.

Also, you've removed snek, and cat dick from the OP and the warning about angry user fucking off.

AMA about how Squad collected $100 million for a PC game, used it to make a console game, never gave back the $100 million and how it's all Max's fault and correlates to digital highway robbery, which is punishable by the death penalty in Mexico.

Oh also MAN is a figment of your imagination and you need to stop polluting the thread with your sociopathic paranoia.

The more I look ay this post the more confused I am

Snek and cat dick have never been in the unwelcome section so it's implied they are welcome here.
Go be autistic somewhere else

oh good we still do this

fucking hell porting to xbox and shit?
i'd be outraged if I had any interest in ever playing this game again.
I was mad when they announced 3dmouse support
now I dont care
it feels weird

>literally caring about what people will do with a game platform you are not interested into

Really, who fucking cares, it's obviously a cash grab but it's not like they force me to buy the ps4/xb1/wiiu game.
As long as I get to play on my PC with my mods I couldn't care less about console versions

What
Did you schizophrenia evolve to the point where MAN dissolved into multiple people?

>tfw no qt sociopath gf

>MAN does not exist

Ok MAN

Well, if they were to, say, spend a year working on an engine upgrade after pushing to 1.0 but it turns out they were actually optimizing for consoles and not working on the game and the reason they pushed to 1.0 was to line up the console offers, then that suggests they did not bother to finish the game for the ONE unacceptable reason when you collect $100 million in early access funding: to make the same game for a different cohort and ALSO charge them!

This is the simplest definition of fraud ever -- defraud 4 million PC players by giving them a console optimized build and then resell your already funded project you retooled on the salary of the original funders!

And Squad thought they could get away with it too if the lies were complex enough, too bad the truth always shines through,

any of you nerds play MTG?

You should sue Activision for using the players' money from previous CoDs to develop a new CoD on more than the platform you are using.
After all, that money could have been used to make a killer PC-only game, instead you get 4 games, 3 of which are on platforms you probably don't use.
Definition of fraud right there.

What's MTG

as a mexican i think all whites should be killed, except the conglomerate formerly known as MAN, which should take its meds

Not to mention the fact that you give money to Activision, but the game is actually developed by someone else on Activision's payroll so they are clearly hiding money somewhere to avoid paying taxes on the profits.
It's tax evasion, it's embezzlement!
Someone call a lawyer, we are in for some good money!

monetary trickery game

the game where Wizards of the Coast tries to steal as much money from you as possible before you catch on

Never heard of that

they call it "Magic the Gathering" when speaking to the plebs but everyone knows its real name

Oh ok, i'm not into that either, i have a friend who is an hardcore player and makes weekly games with other people.

I don't like role-playing

hey i don't like roleplaying either but some of my best memories were playing d&d in highschool. of course d&d doesn't require any money so it's a little different.

oh shit is that what it's all about?
I haven't caught on yet i guess.

>I don't like role-playing
it's a card game, you only have to roleplay a geek. hearthstone is essensially a MTG clone.
you've heard of that, right? billy?

No because you see Activision didn't take the Mexican path and ask for money BEFORE ever making the game.

Early access provides slack. It's how that slack is used that is crucial to the method of production. In Squad's case, it was used to hide as much money as possible while decreasing the content of updates and increasing the wait in between, and it all correlated to Maxmaps' career there.

Squad must explain the money situation or Maxmaps must die dangling from a rope or chain

And I'm not MAN, even though you've been calling me him for months, he doesn't exist bro.

oh god it's literal spam, it's three times as big as my meme swastika

is this going to keep escalating

I'm excited
I haven't been here in yonks and nothing has changed.
the shitposting has gotten slightly more entertaining.

I dont like card games either

no real human beings do

Ok

Try vocalizing your hatred for squad and watch how a dozen forum billies call you MAN and then spam the report button continuously then get confused why this place turns into a shooting range for janitors

Take your meds please.

I mean, I like traditional card games, I don't like the card games where you have to cast spells, compare stats, switch decks, pull one other card from the pile of dead cards and force the opponent to shuffle his cards, put one of his cards in the pile of dead cards and stop two other cards from being effective for 2 turns.
Shit like that is stupid.

"MAN" does sound an awful lot like "WAHHH"

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> I like coin flips
>thinking about strategy games hurts my head
>shit like that is stupid
billy IS here guys!

There is no MAN

We just want to be left alone to discuss how squad stole our money

Pls go Angry user(s)

Nah..I just report obvious MANposting because it's copy-pasted shit and to spite him, everyone else can talk shit about squad all they want for all I care.

hey there i'm who you'd call "angry user", the original. i run the cabal that's secretly been trying to destroy this thread and specifically ruin MAN for the past 3 years. just letting you know we're never going to stop ;)

>he thinks card games are all coin flips

It's ok, you don't have to admit you are wrong, just silently stop posting

but
angry user
I lost that fire long ago
I let the rage and indignation flow out of me
I got addicted to MDMA
and here we are, no hate for squid or maxlies
I dont even want to play this game

>reporting posts to spite people that don't exist
>damaging the whole general for one's personal desires
cancer killing /kspg/ right here, you turned your personal paranoia into a reason for a janitor to come here. get the fuck out

they are
"hit" or "stay" are hardly complex strategic decision, and the end result is just as randomised as a coin flip.
poker, blackjack, baccrat, go fish, it's all the same coin flip

It wouldn't happen if someone stopped pasting his own posts every day every thread with absolutely no new content attached to them

if you think poker is a game of chance maybe you should leave the discussion to people old enough to enter a casino

look at this manchild getting so wound up over his tabletop games

did Veeky Forums kick you out?

there is a critical difference between spamming text and spamming ideas

there is no copy pasted content -- it was all written from scratch.

though I'm about ten seconds away from giving up on my goal of no more copying and pasting, so I recommend you weigh your next response carefully

yeah it absolutely is.
if nobody bet money, you'd all just stare at cards flipping over and each person would win a proportional ammount of times to the number of players

coin flip

>so I recommend you weigh your next response carefully
*tips fedora*

do it kiddo, you've never been anything but all talk and no action.

whew lad let er rip on us.

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Poker his a psychology-heavy game which requires as much math as some of the card games you like.
The difference being that you have to do the math in your head because exposing said math to everyone else cripples your strategy.

There are cases of incredibly successful poker players who played and won matches by never looking at their cards, just by knowing what's on the table and correctly guessing other people's cards by interpreting their in game decisions and body language.

What I don't like of those card games it the inevitable implied roleplay that comes with them.
When cards are 50% pictures of dragons, kinghts and monsters, with names such as "Blue-eyed Dragon of eternal darkness" and the occasional flavour text that comes with them, I completely lose interest.
I would rather play with a card that says "this does X damage to Y type of cards, suspends the ability of Z type of cards and has a +10% bonus against K type of cards" without all the usual cosmetic shit.

popcorn is in the microwave.
I'm chopping a bong on a chopping board with a knife
/kspg/ is open

life is good
do it son.

If you think I care about your threats then you are in for yet another delusion.

Just like you threatened to make le ebin Reddit post that you never made or that you said you were an inch from retiring, all talk with no consequences whatsoever.

So eat shit and die

do the people bragging about their reporting skills also think shitposting is bad?

Nope, just MANposting

>people ready to nuke the thread over one poster
It's becoming obvious who the real enemy of /kspg/ is here.

not the person reporting, though i don't blame anyone that wants to report MAN.

i think shitposting is wonderful.

the problem is that this isn't really shitposting in the traditional sense, it's an ongoing autistic meltdown. sure the posts are shit, but there's no australian-style levity underneath them. only rage and hate.

>Poker his a psychology-heavy game which requires as much math as some of the card games you like.
>The difference being that you have to do the math in your head because exposing said math to everyone else cripples your strategy.
>There are cases of incredibly successful poker players who played and won matches by never looking at their cards, just by knowing what's on the table and correctly guessing other people's cards by interpreting their in game decisions and body language.


it all boils down to a pre-determined set of cards and a binary decision the player makes of "yes" or "no"
You can put as much flowery language in front of it as you want. it's still a coinflip
whether you have the option of leaving the room before they coinflip, or part way through doesn't suddenly increase the randomness, or change the state of the game in any way.
you could play poker quite happily with NO players at all, just dealing cards out and seeing which hands win
great game.

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>taking the bait by "calling it out"
never got this desu

it's okay if you dont understand user
maybe one day.

I mean, that alternative is that whoever wrote is actually serious, and that'd just be sad.

>though I'm about ten seconds away from giving up on my goal of no more copying and pasting
It's been ten seconds and nobody's got on the ground to lick your boots in submission yet. Where's the terrifying spam?

But money is an essential part of the strategy.
Have you ever tried to play online poker where you don't pay money at the table?
It's all people playing completely random, no strategy, no careful playing, no risk whatsoever, it's hardly even poker.
In that case, yes, it all comes down to hoping the next card is good for you and not for someone else, but again you are removing a fundamental part of the game by removing the risk factor.

When risk is involved, then there is when poker becomes less of a coin flip and more of a strategy game.

I see you ignored the part where I said poker, when played by skilled people, is a lot less about what kind of card comes out next and more about interpreting other people's decisions, constsntly calculating risk/reward rations for any given sum on the table and masking your real power.
As I said, you can play poker and win consistently without even looking at your cards, completely removing the random factor in your decisions.
Every objection you made can be made for any other card. It all comes down to hoping your opponent doesn't have a more powerful card than the ones you have.

But hey, I get it, you like fantasy cards and I like traditional cards, to each their own.

but it is relevant to KSP meaning the report button is not meant to be used here

not that I expect you to adhere to that rule, or even understand why, but you should know that with every deleted post, every visiting janitor, you have thrown more gasoline on the fire. your decision to push a button only has one consequence and it is hurting kspg

new here... wondering why the guy who wants the devs to stop being Mexicans is hated here and the people inviting the moderators into the thread are accepted?

I thought this was Veeky Forums.

>but it is relevant to KSP meaning the report button is not meant to be used here
i don't care about any of the rules, they're made by control freaks with no enforceable claim to authority over our thread.

i sympathize with reporting MANposts because i think they're cancer and should go away. i only don't do it myself because i have a weird moral aversion that's hanging by a thread. that's all there is to it.

le may may post :)

Nope, every time MANposting is deleted the only thing that happens is that MAN gets angrier and everyone else gets happier, then there is the whole extremely entertaining factor of watching MAN boiling with rage and start vomiting conspiracy theories about the general consensus being suppressed by an organised shill organisation.

You are grasping at the janny wars from a while ago, while it's clear that nobody cares about deleting snek or other regular memes anymore.
They just come, delete what was reported and leave.

It's a win win situation for everyone except MAN, but hey, you tried

so no answer?

catfucker was wiped yesterday, snek the day before. are you incompetent or a liar?

well the answer is that for a long time the jannies WERE the bigger cancer, but they only show up in waves and since january of this year they're not the primary cancer destroying the thread, the conspiratard spammer is.

i know i'm not replying to an actual newfriend but it's worth a shot.

>le convenient newfag post that pops up when everyone hates on MANposting

Well memed my friend

If by a slim chance you are actually new, then the guy who hates the devs is hated here because he keeps spamming his ideas, refuses to discuss them and starts insulting everyone who disagrees with him.
Everyone here knows his point of view but he feels the need to repeat it ad infinitum and people are rightfully pissed off by this autistic behaviour.
No other kind of dev-hating post is ever deleted so draw your own conclusions.

you know catfucker was the one to first start reporting MANposts right? he knows the risks. snek for some bizarre reason is universally hated by the mod team so him getting deleted is nothing new.

you're reading too far into this. the answer is that nobody likes you.

>not remembering the janitor kicked off the January drama by trying to remove MAN from the thread in 2016 after spending all of November and December hunting him

reminder the janitor has failed and everything since has been damage control

Yeah and catfucker also came in saying he was wiped because he was shitposting in another general and got all his posts wiped because linked to the same banned IP.

Get fucked

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well I got some strange responses but I can see the thread has a serious hard on for a guy named MAN who may or may not exist.

Seems like someone's compensating for something.

what's the point of samefagging if you just out yourself right after

Ok

>81 posts
>26 mentions

New record desu

>But money is an essential part of the strategy.
so? bet on coin flips. much quicker.
you can bet on an infinite numer of arbitrary things and it doesn't suddenly make a good game.

you're advocating for gambling, which dont get me wrong, is fun, but doesn't magically make game fundamentally more complex.
poker is fundamentally a pre-determined set of cards that come out, player actions don't alter that whatsoever.

it's like you're saying cabbage is great if you cook it in shitloads of cheese
nigga cheese is fucking delicious on anything
it doesn't need cabbage to be delicious.
if your food needs cheese to be delicious it's shit food bro.

Poker is a game between the players rather than the set of cards they have in their hands.
I suspect you never played poker beyond the "let's bet $5 each and spend the night playing with each other" level that often times happen during boring nights with friends, but it's ok, you don't like it and that is fine.

But don't try to convince me it's all about coin flips though, because it's obviously not and you may not have idea of what you are talking about.
No need to talk shit about other games you don't know when someone said the game you like is stupid

The skill comes in reading your opponents.

You sound like you're going to graduate high school soon.

I'm just going to paste this here so after I start ignoring you you can read it closely enough to understand the point of why I posted it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

inb4 reading is for fags

>implying your inb4 is enough to stop the truth
reading IS for fags, why do you think europe is the way it is?

not him btw

Dunning-Kruger powers the Internet

you guys are fucking crazy

you're a fucking white male

right words
wrong order

You're male a fucking white?

Fucking male, you're a white?

nytimes.com/2016/04/25/world/americas/missing-mexican-students-suffered-a-night-of-terror-investigators-say.html

>cyrillic subs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's not even like other latin based languages where you can basically read and learn some by listening and watching the translation

it's just gibberish.

>be dirty, rioting and problematic spics
>be surprised when you get shot at

youtube.com/watch?v=UW-qcsDLxUY

>you will live to see the day that Maxmaps suffocates at the end of the rope surrounded by his betrayed countrymen

houray

God is good

>some bizarre reason

I wonder what that could be