/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

guffy you should go lizard on your main

they're cute

yes I agree

>tfw this dimension's f'telor is a girl and not a cute gay boy

Don't respond to me queermo

oop post in wrong thread

i legit have no idea what u mean i mean i kinda might but

to my knowledge u hated me for an EXTREMELY long time like well before i even interacted with u or anyone i knew interacted with u

someone used to tell me you had this seething hatred for me back on ultros and i didn't even talk to like anyone on ultros besides 2 people and you weren't one

but yeah no hard feelings i only ever bit back and maybe got defensive that one time, you know the one i never really felt anything bad towards u

hi cat!

That'd be awesome if you and Kiki left Balmung to raid with Mateus cats

Like really awesome

For real

because that time is better spent getting cucked and shitting up the general right?

Midlander at daybreak, after mining the night away.

Where did we touch you, user?
>I can't read

But shit is doing half of mado's work though.

don't think you can write either

Who the hell is Brittany?

Why would she post this

No one would miss you if you'd die, Androna.

Ftelwhore

>picking the worst cat face
i thought better of u moni

>shitnose

Midlander in the afternoon, trying his hand at tanking.

you must be really, really salty

I would.
Shut the fuck up.

xth for lens flare

good morning pip 'w'

oh same

maybe he was just being a snake or something and bsing me but i was friends with someone you were real close to from like day 1

trying not to be a namedropping fag

>5'6
>105 pounds
it's impressive she's even alive

tfw he wont poop on your kittyface

Casseia would

Finaly a correct picture in the OP,
I salute you,
Maker.

Femroes!

Remember to kiss Creepyscale if you see them.

who do you think is posting that

Stop queueing if you don't know the fight. Fuck off.

good morning cutie

Marry me pip!

Captcha: Choose all images with pizzas

Now you know its meant to be.

morning!

Or what bitch?

>tfw you poo poo in the shower and smush your toes into it
nobody knows about my chunky dunkies, its my little secret

no don't start this again

What's wrong with it? I think it looks pretty good.

Welcome back, Ada.

hello stratos

>find the ada post

>chunky dunkies

/xivg/ in a nutshell, folks.

you forgot your trip, mado

when's the ceremony

idk every other face is just better

knowing that they told me a great deal of things as well i'd say it could be the first thing

i am an exceptionally shitty person though so i mean, it's likely that you had at least some solid reason to hate me

I'm having a top secret EB today and nobody is invited.

Pippers do you even play the game,
I only see the same screenshots from you

6'2
130

Step it up

You are emaciated.

I think that's their point.

But that's the best face
Worst one would be the chinkface

nah that was it

when are you bringing back little lucien tho

jesus christ dude. maybe some water actually wouldn't hurt lol. but seriously that's very concerning. go eat something.

barely at all in the last couple weeks

Last time Guffy posted his weight and height he defended it saying anything more is 'Amerifat'.

I never said that
I drink a lot of coffee and eat like once or twice a day
it's all good

I wonder why does Guffy think his height and weight are remotely relevant to anyone's interest in this thread except for his e-girlfriend.

Nah, Fecal Carbine is fucked irl afaik

his neet life took the obvious turn when the person supporting it kicked the bucket

the fate of 90% of this general

I'm 130 at 5'8 and that is still scary thin for me

>tfw have neetbux until i die
>tfw live on my own

>decide to look up what 130 pounds is
>59kg
oh geez

190cm/64kg here

>tfw anyone here, even the fattest neet, could easily kick guffy "the swemaciated thirster" guff's ass irl

>that face
>the best
fk that
the chink face is good if used properly

5'7
127-130 i think since i'm like 9.5 stone
u need to put on weight my boy because jesus fuckin christ
and this is coming from someone who's pretty skinny

ayy

Skeleton buddies

At least post the fucking full version and make sure everyone saves it before prociprick and other orbiteri report this post for their mlady

DANGEROUSLY UNDERWEIGHT LANKY NIGGAS WW@

2014 was a long year and the person i was then is long dead

so probably never

6 feet
185 poundies

Hi Sera.

you and me both

2 years is such a short time but things can change so drastically

5'11
135lbs
I've gained some mass from moving heavy shit at work though, maybe one day i'll get huge.

...

You show up in this general every few months, off topic shitposting and then disappear again.

I hope your stay here is a short one this time.

that can't possibly be good. is the coffee because of headaches/chronic exhaustion? i know a lot of people here are borderline suicidal and I apologize if you aren't but thats a long painful route. i don't even know you but I'm legitimately concerned. I'm redownloading ffxiv, if you're on when it's done I'll hop on my mateus alt and talk a bit. if you want to.

I hit a milestone. 4'11 / 149 cms. 92lbs / 42kgs

what the fuck is lbs

p sure Sera didnt even use that face

Are you a guy or a girl though?

Hi Sera.

hi briah

6'3"
260

what the fuck is a stone

>being a lalafell irl

too far, bruh, too far

L O N D O N

kys

>tfw 6'1 skeleton and have a tall (not taller) slightly chubby gf
Too bad she doesn't want to go go my favorite race, I'd have the perfect waifu ingame and out.

Don't forget to throw a 'cuck' in there, Sera.

I wish i was a lalafell IRL holy shit,
The smug things i would do and getting away with it.

how would you like getting carried around like a backpack?