/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #944

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Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
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>DA:O Mods
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>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Checking his privilege

>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
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>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
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>/dag/ booru
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>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
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tfw ywn fuck morrigan

liara > all

>'tis still very cold

But yea, Leliana is clearly crazy and shouldn't be breeding.

Meanwhile Jack would settle in to being a parent assuming she can still have children. A stable family would probably do wonders for her even if they have an alternative lifestyle.

/meg/ is better

Jack is shit

For love

Then go there you idiot, nobody gives a shit

So why are you here?

Best sup for tristana?

what

youtube.com/watch?v=txrPOJG5bUc
i like this song

>ywn never have any kind of experience with Morrigan
>ywn be her partner
>ywn be her lover
>ywn be her friend
>ywn be her pupil that hse teaches spells
>she will never be real

Fuck Bioware for making such a great character ;_;

She's one of the better evil romances I've experienced. I love her.

Bastila's force sensitive dick

Not really evil, just morally ambiguous. If you let her do certain things though, it seems like she gets in over her head.

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Not evil, just alpha.

>Joins the Inquisition
>Never met up with Hawke during this time, just went tomb raiding instead

>Mass Effect thread on /v/
>someone unironically posts about how Josephine is the best looking and written DAI LI and that she and DAI Leliana are the only hot girls in the game
My sides

>Josephine is the best looking
She is except from a few angles.

>best written
I wouldn't go that far though.

Also, Leliana has dead, crazy eyes. Which is why I would still choose Cass over her even if she was an option.

>not even in the main game
>still best girl
I like leaving her MP and DA2 banters playing as background noise
It's a bit pathetic

>best looking
>not Morrigan, Briala or Harding
Josephine is ghastly

>She is except from a few angles.
You mean every angle that doesn't involve her wearing a paper bag over her head

Josephine has a higher ceiling. Sometimes she's a straight bombshell. Other times she's nothing special.

Morrigan and Hardin are more consistent though.

If any of that makes sense.

Josephine's only flaw is her ugly hook nose.

She looks like a mouse/rat.

Which is caused by her ugly nose. Seriously, with that and shes 8/10

It's also because she has an ugly mouth

>You mean every angle
Her main flaw is her nose and that can't be noticed in every angle.

Kiki fuck off

And eyebrows
And face shape (fat cheeks, pointy chin)
And unnaturally tiny forehead
And greasy skin texture
And hair
And outfit
And voice

The waifus were the weakest part of Inquisition. Hopefully we'll get a femdwarf or femqunari in DA4.

I hope we won't get DA4 because the franchise has suffered enough

None of those are her nose, so I'm not seeing the issue.

The issue is that they're ugly

I just don't see it. I mean you make it sound like she's Sera or femQunari ugly.

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Wat do?

David is cumming WITH ME

Free him obviously

Paragon of course. Their ME3 appearances are great.

Let him stay, you need every resource you can gather against the Reapers

Done. And bonus.

Are you the guy whose Shep looks like Conrad Verner?

Harsh!

...yes

Is any one class in Inquisition more fun than the others?

Melee feels a bit limp, never thought I'd be missing DA 2

Nope. They all limp. Melee just limper.

Well they're correct

At least more so than you fucking arguing that Sera was a good character

Nope, I take it back. Mage feels like something they put most effort into and feels like actually powerful class.

Cool, I'll try that

Melee felt worse than kingdoms of amalur and that was a weak game

I disagree about Mage outside of Necromancy shenanigans. I honestly think two handed Warriors are the most fun in this game and the core game doesn't have access to the Avvar variant in multiplayer.

>have a DA bookmark for waifu art
>have to specifically filter out "cat" to keep shit like this deviantart.com/art/Ninja-s-Devaraja-01-04-12-15-604506841 out of the results

Man fringes are cute

I'm confused as to whether you like fringes on men or if you're just a fan of fringes

Both

i have a fringe!

Prove it

it touches my nose if i straighten it

selfie

no sorry

Raito-kun...

Josephine is too brown for me and she doesn't have the best mouth/nose. Wouldn't go for the rich gossip anyway.

I want to start a new playthrough today, inquisition or origins? I loved origins but its not aged well

My waifu could beat your waifu up

My husbando could beat your waifu up

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It's aged better than inquisition already has

10!?

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I'm going to take a nap, I hope you guys keep us alive

>it's just a lion I don't se-
>check descripton and comments
Oh boy

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Semi Off-Topic thought I'd ask here because it moves faster.

Anyone have some top notch Femslash fics to recommend at all? Any pairings at all, bonus if it's FemShep and Samara. No dick girls, clit dicks or anything of the sort please. I don't know any good DA ones ether

I'd ask this on /u/ but they're slow as fuck.

LIVE

Is that PMC blood?

Your waifu makes a burger for you and it looks like this

Wat do?

Dead

Taste it and be honest with her. I'd never lie to my waifu but I'd try to not hurt her at the same time.

You eat it and get salmonella, what now?

>waifu takes care of you while you're sick
>never tries to cook again
I fail to see the downside

Take a big boy bite

I puke then tell her to never cook for me again.

10 (finished my nap)

I love when varric starts spouting bullshit

>BETHANY'S TITS WERE LIKE BAM

>I TOTALLY REKT BARTRAND ALL BY MYSELF

>WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM SEEKER

>cass is just sitting there rolling her eyes

grumpy pre-menstrual waifus?

What sort of sounds did he make as he imitating Bianca firing over and over?

Did he go "pew pew"? Or was it more of a "pft pft".

Having more of varric's bullshit would've made the game way more fun.

i figured it more of a KLIK KLIK KLIK KA-CHUNK KERSPLOOSH AND THEN THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE

>a death in the fade will make fenriel tranquil
>but if you kill your party members they'll wake up here just fine
>because magic

These /dag/ck/ crossovers are amusing

You come home and watch your waifu do this in your kitchen

anyone else hate when there are god items in these games? I can't even blame this shit on DA2, DA:O had the same thing with Final Reason / Staff of the Magister Lord

That's not a god item

how so? it is literally the best staff in the game before the one you can only get in final quest

It doesn't make you nigh invincible, are you playing on easy?

Put everything in a large trash bag and make them take it to the street, hitting them with a shoe repeatedly on the way back inside the house.

oh, i see, you misinterpreted what I meant by "god item"

i'm not saying that the item makes you invulnerable (god mode cheat). I'm saying that the item is so absurdly overpowered that you'd never want to choose an alternative.

>Cass repeatedly asking Varric to get in-depth about Hawke's sexual exploits