League of Legends General - /lolg/

OT: Evelynn Edition!

ITT: We break the fuck out of the game by making everything OP. I will be update pastebin with proposed updates.

Bombard the fuck out of me with ideas of how to make whatever champions broken as fuck.

Xth for gassing the LeBlanc fags.

I love you!

Pastebin: pastebin.com/aKSxv5yw

Will be updating with broken ideas as I go along.

>need attack speed, crit, attack damage, arpen and lifesteal to kill a tank
>all a tank needs is armor and HP and they can crush me without losing more than 30% of their HP

league of legends

>it's a "Janna maxes Q first and goes OoM trying and failing to harass with it" episode

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAVE THE GOD TIER DISENGAGE FOR DISENGAGE STOP TRYING TO POKE WITH IT

buttblasted Zed babby detected

>champion ults
>another champion counter-ults and it does what its intended to do
>omg wow so broke

What should i max first on Kayle? Until now i've done Q but i went with E previous game and it seemed to work much better once i got a stinger early but i'm not sure if it´s better to go Q against some matchups.

Today is a good day.

I like today.

Not even in the ballpark with that guess faggot,

>LeBlanc fags so delusional that THE most played midlaner in the game while still maintaining a decent winrate and a staple play in comp play needs buffs

It's always E. That shouldn't be a question. Just auto attack with E and play her like a hyper carry. Build Nashor's Tooth and Rageblade. Q is just used to catch up with the enemy.

Never stop believing in the bear, bearbro

Helpful. I'm currently grinding out games in Silver V, and I was getting worried of dropping if I kept losing at 0 LP (hasn't happened yet, but this is League). Thanks for clearing it up.

On that note, if you constantly lose at 0 LP, is that the highest risk of being demoted? I assume constant losses degrade MMR regardless of your own performance?

And do you need to lose "X" amount of games in a row at 0LP, or does hitting 20-40 LP and dropping to 0LP have the same effect?

It's almost like the entire DPS/healer/tank trinity was an invention of single player games and PvE MMORPGs where aggro manipulation was huge, and tanks don't belong in a PvP game.

How to stop the tanky damage meta

Defense tax. The more defense you stack, the less damage you do to a cap.

I have an idea: Zed now has no way of being denied cs and farm like a long ranged mage despite being a melee assassin.

xth for Cute Vi

Super Galaxy Monday Edition

The FUCK is that sivir art
That's fan-art tier, holy shit
The cho is trash too, what the fuck

>Bruiser items now counter themselves
gracias

>make his auto attack throwing small shuriken
>does 75% AD to minions, nothing to champions
>when in melee range, instead has his normal melee autos

Haha, that's pretty goo- hang on a second.

Fundamentally flawed idea. Tanks have to do damage, otherwise you could literally just ignore them and walk away. Which in itself makes tanks a fundamentally flawed concept in league, since a champion that deals enough damage to be a threat while being a big tanky fuck invalidates squishy DPS.

Choose my name /lolg/.

Im an adc if that helps

>people unironically pick teemo in ranked

Its the price you pay for walking in the middle of the road. You choose damage, or defense. You don't get to stack one and still get the other in return.

>hating chinnese splash arts

Trump get out

Gotta meme on the enemy mid/top and make them tilt.

PASTEBIN HAS BEEN UPDATED

pastebin.com/aKSxv5yw

I'm going to be spamming everywhere with these ideas til someone at Riot pays attention

Keep throwing ridiculously broken ideas at me!

It's posts like these that make me glad none of you retards are on the balance team

No it fucking does not

Run a team of 5 tanks and see how that goes for you against a standard comp. You have zero siege potential and your overall damage output and ability to secure kills goes in the dumpster.

gibe moni pls

It's like a mix between Tron and Metal Gear Rising. I love it.

jesus christ riot

:^)

>not memepicking teeto when enemy top is memepicking singed/susan

I'm not saying remove ALL of their damage, just enough to where a full tank ekko or mundo or garen can't just walk up to your carry and out damage them while standing in the middle of 5 people and not dying.

Hey uh

Hey guys

Guys imagine

Imagine for a second

You know Liandry's?

What if Liandry's did %missing instead of %current damage.

who /lossstreak/ here?
suicide watch bros ww@???

does that work?

It would be redundant on Fizz.

That looks good.
Go jerk off over your crappy outdated western art somewhere else.

Best girl.
Best box.
Best wife.

>Pokechamps with this
jesus christ

I'm adding that to the pastebin.
With the difference that when he tries to ranged attack champions, he can't. Makes the character walk up to melee them.

DUDE
VLOOD
LMAO

tanks dont have to do damage to be viable just make them utility/cc bots.
ex: alistar braum leona sejuani

>Velkoz ultimate doing 20% missing hp damage
>in ten individual intervals
>with each individual having a base + AP ratio + DFT affixed to them as well
>and the passive

That's fucking retarded.

Sujeani got tons of dmg

>matched with 4 premades in "solo"q
>constantly berating me
>all go 0/3
>not on comms so enemy team stomps us

simply epic

who /winstreak/ here?

tfw it doesn't make you happy because all you want to do is support someone special instead of soloq

teemo is really good in some matchups but only if you build attack speed. AP teemo is shit.

server/ign/bp pics

Zed did nothing wrong.

>silver 1 to silver 4

thats the second time i fall from s1. fml

Don't forget

>they blame and then group report you for that ebin gang ban

Somebody come up with a name for a new item that taunts enemy champions within 150 range for 2 seconds.

>LeBlanc's winrate has climbed 2.5% with no direct buffs
What happened?

Twitch E now resets and fully refunds mana if it kills a unit.

Rammus's Cape of Get fucked

>boosted janna mains

Why are you still here?
Why do you still continue with your worthless existence?
Family members hate you.
Your few real life acquaintances talk bad about you.
Your online friends despise you.
Completely useless and utterly worthless.

back to the rimjob with you cocksleeve

Indirect changes and meta changes

yomama's pants

It's why I stopped playing bot lane

maybe more leblancs than usual got carried or some shit who the fuck knows

>walking past an alistar
>walking past a maokai
>walking past a sion
>walking past a braum that's stacking stun on you
how bronze?

What's the best build path for Kindred and when is it ever good to go Warriors instead of Devo?

Zed's "bugfix" dropped him 2%

I WANNA FUCK A LEAGUEBOIS BOIPUCCI AND CARRY HIM TO DIAMOND

t. Talon main

> Walking past an alistair
Yes
> Walking past a maokai
Maokai does damage, that's why he's a top pick and ban
> Walking past a sion
Yes
> Walking past a braum
He will be applying those stuns whether you want to or not and expending more than minimal effort to displace him is worthless
> how bronze
Diamond 3.

Shit, I can't do math, it was actualy less than 1

your mmr depends on your wins and losses only, not your personal performance.
you can guess whether you're at risk of demoting by looking at the ranks of the players you're playing with/against. if you're at silver 5 0lp and playing against people at bronze 3 every game, you better pick your game up.

it's not a matter of losing x games or hitting 0lp, it's your mmr (which, for inexplicable "ranked anxiety" reasons, is hidden from view).

B-but I'm already diamond...

>white hair meme

Reddit fuck off

>not sure if for me
>it all applies
:(

lets go fucking boy

How about /fulltilt/?

Fuck this meta, fuck my teammates. I'm going to pick like 3 champs and grind the fuck out of them. Fuck botlane too.

>implying that's not what he wants to do with Shen

He's using Jhin as an excuse to hook up for fuckbuddy sex like old times again.

Ok, but those factors, i,e losing and continual losses cannot help MMR can they? So is MMR based solely on wins/losses? Does performance effect it at-all?

Is bork into tank the best on warrior Xin? Trying to climb out of silver

> All of these deal with how other people think of me
> Being so much of a faggot you base your happiness and worth on other people
> Using familial love, which is pretty much unconditional, as a reason to be happy
Holy shit user, get it together

what is wrong with people in this general?

I guess chinese skins win

>your mmr depends on your wins and losses only, not your personal performance
you lose your mmr drops
you win your mmr climbs
that's it

I want to cuddle Kog!

Skarner too!

the funny part is I could totally see riot doing this

>Focus the alistair with 70% damage reduction
Are you bronze?

That cho is the same as the western one, just without the smoke

oops wrong reply

And none of the lighting

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Miraculous Magnet
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Frazetta's Breast Plate

>70% dr for 3.5 secs
>never heard of target switching
also, where the fuck did anyone say focus the tank?

Should I buy space dragon or save my ip

I want people to stop sexualizing support

I also want people to stop asking me to play ranked with them I hate "dynamic" queue locking me out of filling based on picks/bans

hahahaha WhaaaaAAaaaAAaAts the DIFFERENCE?!?!

Mostly this.
Not sure if they fixed it but series are/used to be mmr neutral. Meaning you could lose them fall down rise back up and repeat. When you did that you'd artificially raise your mmr and let yourself skip divisions.

Pastebin updated. More ideas, go go go

How would you make League maximum funmode?

pastebin.com/aKSxv5yw

>play Velkoz
>hit 6
>free kill
Wew lad