Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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>Previously on /xivg/:

>backstab static
who is this? moni twofaceroni are on a6s?

xth for husbandos

What does "mt" mean?

mistell
main tank
my titties

Ishgardian housing
Soon™

do you like mooncats...

Main tank or mistell (you intended to write something one chat and ended up posting it in another by mistake).

yes lets eb

masturbation time

I like mooncats with sprouts...

F'telor
what drives you to become this salty and obsessed? like, why would you even bother making up stories about other peopole's relations, that's pretty creepy

Thanks
:^)

hello

Catbois

I want to marry an elezen~!

maybe

what do you have to offer

ugly

don't you fucking tease me

>make up

hahahahahahahahahaha
you are sheltered

who let you out of the cuckshed

>peopole's
i'm great at english

catboy tails

I don't have a sprout anymore...

sorry...

It's mistell and not mistype!?

...

Catboys getting one chest >W

well they clearly are filling in quite a few gaps so that's deffo not a false statement

Who plucked you...

They one chested a6s?

Oops, quoted wrong thing by accident

If you're planning on buying gils, don't pick zamgold.

They garanteed a 5 minutes delivery and it has been like 20 minutes now

What are the best skills to use for gathering large amounts of HQ item?

someone you can bully whenever you want
also we can play video games

P'roci is one-chesting it RIGHT NOW

He wouldn't do that to his static.

...

I did some fishman beast tribe quests and then it wasn't there anymore...

don't know what to make of this...

wow, i like video games too

not sure if i can turn this down...

PLEASE post more THIGHS

Except he would and he is

...

But why?

Post ftelwhore fiasco

ugly

Because he wants the page?

It's a little shitty to go ahead of your static.
When part of the reason you can't clear is because he doesn't take it seriously.

crafting catzs

holy fucking shit, lmao. how many ebins are we up to now that have gotten one chest carried through something in their ffxiv carreee?

no

post your clear

queue chemo meltdown

The game's kind of at a point where I'm happy for people who maintain enough interest to one-chest stuff instead of just giving up on raiding entirely desu

ugly

...

Giant crocs and giant balls.

Is that a crafting brahms

he looks manly~

If he's done raiding for the week with his main group, why would he not take up the offer to go and get a 'free' A6S page?

whaddya know
like clockwork

>don't know what to make of this...
Now you can never be a bride...

last time i do business with those damn chinks. still havent delivered.

I believe it's time for a lesson

do you like raen?

p-post your clear, faggot! bet YOU haven't gotten carried through that fight!

you people crack me up.

he's a very good crafter! we're both grandmasters of land and hand.

why did he intentionally make himself uglier

omg cute moonc@

HEHEHEGGE POST BRAHMS

HEHEHEBWB LANDWHALE E LOVE
HEHHEHEHRH

Stop buying gil, Sera.

>cute
>moonc@

hahaha very funny, friend

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>expending this much effort to shitpost on a canadian sandwich artistry board

May the hasty touch RNG gods be with you.

are you okay there buddy
I think you may need some kind of sedative

>ywn run into downycat in df
>ywn pet her on the head after the run is over and immediately leave afterwards
why live

I guess I'm a little old fashioned. It always felt like kind of an insult to the group when someone went ahead.

>going through all this effort to press a hotkey and upload a screenshot
you got me.

sometimes

not male ones though...

you're right... just end it...

>still responding

wheres that A8S clear tho

I want to irrecoverably tailfuck Naaki's lizard sliz!

Do you guys like cats in tin cans?

>tfw a8 on a Tuesday

Pic related

Not even the Japs are safe from the shittery that is Tuesday morning duty finder™

where's yours, P'roci?
find a 1chest carry yet?

>one chesting a6s
>after it was nerfed
>"Where's your a8s clear?"
fucking cringe city

>le one guy

not even on balgamesh m8

Could you still be a husband..?

mooncat shana is cute!

This is the length shitters in this thread go through to defend their celebrity avatarfag ERP buddies.

Watch them do mental gymnastics and throw a fit while they move goalposts.

>Forgot my image out of anger

how about min height raen, for maximum bullying potential

New glamour, which are the better gloves?

>gilgamesh "raiders"
>good

lol the JPs run laps around you shitters

did proci's static really disband or is there just turmoil?

>english "raiders"
>good

is there a reason someone would choose to do neverreap or fractal instead of this one when farming esoterics? it seems more logical to pick the one that gives the most, am i missing something?

thats not even a tin can, friend

There's no turmoil
We don't care if he does it or not

aetherochemical is a terrible instance with no loot, so there's that.

if you get retards it will take forever

there's turmoil
no one likes sugi and he's probably gonna be kicked soon

Left for outdoors mage, right for evil metrosexual.

that sounds almost TOO easy to bully...

I can be whatever you want, user...