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Why can't Miyazaki do dragons right?

So I made it past ocerios and gundyr, to the weird version of firelink. What do I do, other than grab all the items? The shrine maiden isn't helpful.

pls respond

what is dsp's password?

>Sirkibbles literally trying to trigger flame breath

THATS WHY YOU DONT INSULT THE PEOPLE WHO HELP YOU DSP
BLACK CRYSTAL OUT, SEEYA BITCH

SIRKIBLES
THAT WAS ONE OF YOU GUYS, WASN'T IT
I LOVE YOU

BASED SIRKIBBLES

IS THAT OUR GUY
>WAVING
I KNEW IT AS SOON AS I SAW THE GLAIVE

dunno user

post your ashen sluts

hellostr

More like this?

THAT ONE ASSHOLE JUST WAVES AT THE FIRE AND LEAVES

youtube.com/watch?v=JWBMPIETJZ0&feature=youtu.be

meme mage

Because he is a hack.

>lel two dragons guarding a castle AGAIN

>One phantom just standing there waving and eating the fire breath.
The only logical thing to do.

Top of the first boneball stairs, instead of going down the steps turn left and down the hall, she'll be at the end

Next she'll be right before the giant wooden bridge you'll find
Walk around the skeletons and up to the right

Any Xboners should go drop their sign and just style on Nameless King by dodging everything he throws at you

How do I make my guy look like a psychopath?
His name is gonna be Madman Zodd, I wanna give him looks to match his cuh-razeness

Tips?

rest in peace ohio

>get summoned for duel
>guy switches to greatshield and spear and turtles like a bitch once he starts losing

The garbage balancing has left me very disappointed

NO MY HOME BOY IS DOWN

max form emphasis

big eyes

just double checking, it's the ninja skeletons who drop the carthus shotel, right? because i've been killing them for over half an hour with 407 item discovery and am up to my eyeballs in kukris and shards, but haven't gotten a weapon drop

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I wonder if Ohio is stealth shitting him up, he seems to miss a lot and take a lot of hits.

Where is ornstein's armor set?

No it's obviously the red eye knights in lothric castle that drop it and only when they've been buffed and healed by those fucking faggot priests

FIRE WITCH HELM HERE

THIS IS ME

>guy takes full homing soul mass to the face
>307 damage

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She's not wearing any panties.

Guys, how do you find unbreakable Patches? He locked me in the tower, I've talked to Sieg in the well, and he isn't showing up at the bridge.

Right after Nameless King

Beat the Nameless Kang and shiet.

Ornstein will be waiting for you below, all corpsey.

Weapon drops from enemies all have absurdly low drop rates

I wanna make either a lothric or a lorian cosplay, which weapon is more fun? Lorians armor set looks better, and that UGS looks pretty good, but lothric has a straight sword, which is a straight sword.

After Nameless king.

Archdragon Peak

Gotta beat Nameless King first

Optimal build for hollowslayer greatsword?

Whats a good greatsword that can be obtained earlier on and stays awesome? I have no desire to run a rapier or straight sword in DS3.

Raw Flamberge seems worth it, but wasnt sure before I went and spent a few hours getting one.

Any info appreciated.

>tfw cheat engined all online items and no ban
>tfw retards are farming silver knights for hours

I'm trying to get summoned by DSP

I have warmth and mercury

>dsp summons stream watcher
>they try their hardest to be silly or have a silly item because its their brief moment of "fame"

quite sad tbqh

kill nk (however be warned this boss is impossible) then his armor is there because him and nk fucked dragons together

PC Fight club when? I wanna use my fun sets on something not an estoc or straight sword.

Can someone break down a luck build for me? How much STR/DEX should I put in? Do I keep it at 40 LUK? I'm at SL99, and I like the level of activity I get. Really want to know if Hollow weapons are worth it. I'd like to do good damage with Luck, but be able to use a variety of Hollowed weapons. Is that viable?

>not using dried finger to summon 3 phantoms
DSP probably doesn't know how to use it

posted this like a million times by now

>stuck on dancer
>can't get away from it when it starts goin' ham
>can't get a hit in edgewise
>barely deal any damage
>nearly every hit from it deals 50% of my life embered at 27vigor
>"FUCK IT"
>equip lothric straight sword, summon a dude.
>over in 30 seconds

i hate this game.

EMPYREAN ARCHON IS ONE OF US

>fighintg seath 2.0 consumed king
>learning his 1st phase for 30 minutes
>master it and dodging his stick attacks like a boss
>Only issue i have is that he only leaves room for one strike before he trys to attack you
>am doing perfectly feel confident
>after getting rid of 25% health he falls to the ground
>watch and wait to see if its a stun phase for free hits
>its not and its him beginning his phase 2 after only losing 25% OF HIS FUCKING HEALTH
>Starts instant chargers with little to no start up
>has no opening in between attacks to counter attack and has a 360 if you try and whack his ass the moment you hit him once

THIS IS BULLSHIT AND IM GETTING MY BUDDY TO FINISH THIS FUCKER!

I HAVE SOLO'D EVERYTHING UP TILL NOW CAUSE THIS IS JUST PLAIN DUMB!

ITS LIKE "FROM" DESIGN THIS GAME AND BOSSES TO FAVOR CERTAIN BUILDS INSTEAD OF YOU BEING ABLE TO BEAT IT WITH ANY BUILD!

ABOSOLUTE NONSENSE!

It seems like the only viable option would be to use a bow/long range weapon for his second phase or magic build

Unless any of you anons have advice other than get good cause im sure most people beat him with a shield or a ranged attacks for his second phase

Uncensored link?
Not like anything better's going on.

>I wanna make either a lothric or a lorian cosplay, which weapon is more fun? Lorians armor set looks better, and that UGS looks pretty good, but lothric has a straight sword, which is a straight sword.

Perform fusion.

Acquire TWIN PRINCES GREATSWORD, with the power of Lothric's holy light and Lorian's decidedly less holy flame.

Lothric's Holy Light is great because it deploys absurdly quick and if you hit with both the stab and the soul spear it can do a ton of damage, more on a counter.

Lorian's greatsword is decent for punishing spam or bad ideas.

>forcing myself to use miracles because sunslut
>Jolly coping deacons
>using atonement

I wish I had an edit of this where the tentacles are yellow and her hair is brown

just accept the ban and post uncensored please

With how DSP is he'd probably end up stuck against 3 invaders if he used dried fingers

is your password set to "hellostr" ?

>A TORCH

WOOOOOOOW

just make sure you save it for when he gets close to winning

>all 12 mimics dead
>no Avarice drop
Tried reloading the game at each spot, no dice. Anything else I should try?

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Sweet internet fag.

Haha, what the fuck. Who's getting hazed?

>Archon fighting with a torch

>Ornstein goes to meet his mentor
>gets killed by him
Great son, Gwyn.

learn2dodge

that boss is just ridiculously easy user, even for shitters like me. what are you even doing.

>that clapping
10/10

>Aldia wanted to find a path between Fire and Dark
>the sun in DS3 is revealed to have become a mix of both Fire and Dark
>the Ashen One is able to usurp the fire
Did Aldia succeed?

are people baiting or do they actually have trouble on oceiros

literally just get behind him and dodge, all his shit is telegraphed so hard, it's a cakewalk

Phil called you an idiot :(

I was thinking of twin princes, but I'd have to get to the end of the game in ng+, and Im planning on doing either sl40 or sl60 twinking, so I dunno.

OHIO NO, DONT GET GRABBED.

Just roll. You spent all that time learning his first fucking phase, do it again for his second. Stop being a baby and complaining to people who don't care.

fug
sliders?

I have discovered the BKGA and it is good.

Also fuck fight club fags.

HE CLOSE

I could take a 3 day off.

I don't even know if these work. First time testing those.

Well I don't know what clip that was, but I usually do at least 500. I wasn't using the clutch ring for about half the clips.

Also, it only does the damage left on their HP bar

NOOOOOOO DON'T LET DSP WIN

SANDBAG PHANTOMS

Then Lothric's sword. It's got more utility and has an absurd amount of burst damage in its weapon art for its size.

Aldia might be the one who started the whole ashen one thing.

wow so edge

A HERO HAS FALLEN

A HERO HAS FALLEN

A HERO HAS FALLEN

Ever since I've stopped looking at the screen after dying in pvp I've had so much more enjoyment. No gesturing, no chugging, nothing.

YOU'VE FAILED US, NAMELESS KING

>The nameless king will never take you on a dragon ride
>He will never train you in how to use your spear
>He'll never push up against your back and put your hands over his to show you the correct form
>He will never open up to you about the war while laying his head in your lap

Eh, I don't think it was worth the ban.