EVE Online /eog/

Best Girl Edition
>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

Read the /eog/ pastebin: pastebin.com/t9Af7NJY
Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Apr 27: Citadels Expansion & cap rebalance
>Apr 23: Fanfest - info about "Not Legion" game replacing killed Dust.

Ongoing:
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers flipped all Razor's space, then DRF (at GSF's request) attacked; DW now flipping DRF systems as well

Past:
>Apr 12: GSF begins absorbing Imperiusm corps; FCON and SMA bail and SMA moves to Outer Ring
>Apr 07: More CFC CSAAs have been destroyed than caps destroyed in B-R
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Apr 07: White Legion. recruits UNITAS. (ex SMA)
>Mar 25: CSM IX voting closed (and Apoth withdrew)
>Mar 18: Guristas Hunt event (Shekel Madness: 3D)
>Mar 09: Project Discovery launched + massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits. Elo Knight creates White Legion.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 20: Carrier gameplay slides from Eve NT imgur.com/a/wppLG
>Feb 12: FAX will use the racial carrier skill and carrier w/triage fit will convert to FAX
>Feb 09: SP trading live.
>Nov 26: Fozzie confirms OGB removal in ~1 minute
>Oct 25: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/reworking-capital-ships-and-thus-it-begins/
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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youtube.com/watch?v=U95iMdQqreQ&feature=youtu.be&t
youtube.com/watch?v=3QE5JukFBnA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Do it for him

Second for

INTIES
ARE
GOOD
EXPLORATION SHIPS

>Miss making a new thread


Goddamnit I was going to introduce new memes

OLD THREAD: PERMALINK: orph.link/eog

>forgetting to move fanfest down to the Past section
>introducing nothing to the OP
mediocre

>Not posting the patch notes

community.eveonline.com/news/patch-notes/patch-notes-for-eve-online-citadel

xD
xD
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Calm down bro, shouldn't have argued the wrong opinion so hard. This damage control shitposting won't help you save face.

>Gleam XL

>implying it will hit anything

There is only one thing in the op that matters

>If you have say a Titan tethered to an Astrahus citadel you could be bumped out of tethering range and killed. We have been working on a solution to this but it is not quite ready for prime time, so if you tether a big ship on a small citadel you do so at your own risk for now.

>future
>23rd

maller-chan pls

>slasher
Finally.

did they say when I actually think I like the current slasher more lol, but whatever I don't mind

>palatine
>200t build cost
yeezus

For barely any gains, at that.

It has like one extra highslot? Totally worth 200trillion.

how much is the one it's almost the same as?

titan price

125-ish billion fully fitted

>200t station
>still no player owned Iapetan titans

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> literally a giant firetail
minmanigger originality donut steel

>tfw literally crying watching Max talk about the coming Orion capsule missions.

wat

youtube.com/watch?v=U95iMdQqreQ&feature=youtu.be&t

It may seem stupid but it actually gets super emotional watching him talk about working at NASA. Especially towards the end when he is talking about the test launch of their new capsule that is going to be the one they're going to use to land on Mars.

>gallente got their Iapetan tital stolen

>gallente

>tfw my T2 covert ops frigate goes 8 AU/s
>tfw I didn't find shit anyway
>tfw I just traveled more than 40 systems through nullsec and found nobody

>tfw find a sabre gatecamp 10 jumps from home
>tfw I slowboat my way through 3 bubbles and avoid 2 ships trying to decloak me with superior double clicking in space
twice

nice blog

I'd upboat it if I could

By the cuckpentis no less.

>still buttblasted

Should have used an interceptor ;^)

Buttblasted?

Yeah I'm definitely one of those sabre pilots.

>Iapetan titans that can fit citadel modules and doomsday

>tfw you share a board with redditor retards

Many of those redditor retards play EVE. Its because the large alliances and coalitions use reddit as a staging ground. Its highly unlikely that an user is pure unless he doesn't hang out in corporations pretty much.

>be CEO of corp
>one of corpmates: "hey user check this reddit article"
>kick him from corp
This is how you should do it.

Just fit a jump drive to a citadel

>one of corpmates: "hey user check this dog on /eog/"

Enjoy your one man corp, user.

>unironically harboring retards browsing reddit

>be ceo
its rude to lie on the internet user

>choosing poor company over being alone

You are a lost cause.

Good memes my friends.

>You are a lost cause
Why else would I be on /dog/?

Checkmate, atheist.

>alliance member makes a bad shitpost
>pretends he didn't make it and shits on it to avoid embarrassment

I know who you are you redditor shitbird

Frumb dogposter

Reminder to keep awoxing your reddit-browsing corpmates until they realize their mistake and stop using it.

tfw my previously non-reddit alliance is getting more reddit all the time

post the dog!

>logical fallacy
>hyperbole
>meme

>barrage

>poorly chosen reaction images

This general is literally worse than reddit.

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What alliance

White stag

nice1
welcome to the no fly list 4 the gym

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>capital neuts

Dis nigga.
Twitch dot tv/schkred

>no instadocks

>watching any stream at all

fedora.jpg

>not harassing whores
>not looking for people to kill

will people be using the phoenix unironically, and I'm not talking about wormhole memes or ebin armour fits with 3 target painters whatever

>phoenix
>capital shield extenders
>shield buffer implants
Fuck neuts lol

>rapid torpedo phoenixes with capital shield extenders ratting
yeah they will be a thing

>Implying you need a cap shield extender

youtube.com/watch?v=3QE5JukFBnA

I would use an auto targeting system

>ratting

So many Citadel modules, and yet most of them are going to devolve in worthlessness due to cookie cutter standard fits.

how do you know that

How do you know otherwise?

I don't

Ok

I have all day

Are citadels replacing POS?

Eventually.

>Refitting in space will no longer be possible with a weapons timer.
eve requires skill guise

>durr I just carry every module in the game and refit
>muh apm

so much skill

Where the fuck are my industry/research modules ccp

>waah this guy used skill to increase his chances of winning

Where the fuck are my drone implants?

being smart and using the right fit is skill, being a noncommittal faggot isn't skill

also you are crying btw right now, stop crying lol tears lmao

This is a dumb fix, it doesn't help anything and if anything it fucks over every marauder pilot trying to rat because bastion (unlike siege or triage) gives you a weapons timer the moment you activate it.

Its also the pinnacle juggle mechanic behind every triage duo

now when your friend is coasting out of triage and you have to refit, you can't because he has a weapons timer and can't swap out for hardeners while you refit for triage because helping team mates with weapons timers gives YOU weapons timers.

bunch of fucking shit, say goodbye to triage pairs which was the ultimate form of skill and planning ever for capital warfare.

>which was the ultimate form of skill and planning ever for capital warfare.
Y-yea but they want to put more skill in by making arbitrary and pointless nerfs!

The real problem is made it impossible to escape from kitefag cancer as a brawling ship.

Not really, Triage and bastion and siege are the most affected.

If you want to escape a kitefag, don't engage it and refit

>right fit
You mean guessing correctly then calling yourself skilled. But when the other guys wins it's just bad luck right.
>how could I know he was dual web fit
>hurr gitgud scrub

This really

CCP wanted to stop slowcats and shit but this is fucking ridiculous

>I got an idea guys
>lets stop the slowcats
How fozzie?
>lets put this dumb timer on refitting because reasons
>but won't that fuck over literally every one who refits in general?
>yes but thats not the point we have to stop slow cats even though we took away their remote rep modules

>killed by instalock svipul gatecamp carrying 160 mil in exploration loot.

Fuck this.

Fuck it.

I'm mission running from now on, maybe I'll do incursions too at some point. Exploration just isn't worth it, you can call it being bad, or whatever the fuck you want. But I'm tired of the paranoia, I'm tired of dying, I'm tired of lulls of getting tons of isk, and just not finding shit.

Fuck exploration.

why didn't you cloak?

>guessing correctly then calling yourself skilled

I don't even know what to say to this, is this what you think whenever you deal with uncertainty? do you sperg out wildly about games with elements of chance, you seem the type

no it didn't, you have no reason to be aggressing anyway if you can't hit

>because reasons

why don't you give some reasons why refitting is good for the game and doesn't completely fuck everything up

because I was dead.

Thats a dumb question.

What is the best big dick ship?

Currently looking at:
Nano navpoc
Nano paladin
Absolution
Sin
Loki
Nano legion
Navy mega

>why don't you give some reasons why refitting is good for the game and doesn't completely fuck everything up
It literally doesn't fuck anything up. The only time it "fucked anything up" is with slowcats which were utterly and completely removed from the game when they were disallowed from running capital remote reps and energy transfers.

There was literally no other instance ever where refitting somehow poisoned an entire meta. In fact refitting has been a good thing for projecting a small number of capital ships in the form of hotswapping triage.

but now because slowcats were fucking cancer (ONE FUCKING THING) several other things need to die too? Triage refitting and triage-swapping will NEVER happen at again because of weapon timers you can't ignore. You'll never be able to swap due to this completely arbitrary limitation on the game which is a pseudo-argument for "skill" when there is no skill involved in selecting a fit and magically being stuck to it.

This arbitrary reduction has eliminated an entire branch of skill based play. Triage swapping is heavily reliant on timing, execution and planning. This arbitrary refit timer has completely ruined valid gameplay thinking it replaces it with "skill" when it literally KILLED a fucking skill based mechanic.

none of those ships are "dick ships" you wanna be a dick? fly a falcon

Aye yo, why don't you just pick the right thing when you undock?

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