/utg/ - Undertale General

This thread is sucks
SUCKS
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSS

yes

I wonder how many times Bratty and Catty made Alphys lick their stinking muck-coated snatches while calling her a dumb faggot and telling her that it's all she's good for

Bratty has a clean and stylish snatch, thank you very much

void n friends

Torture asriel to death

Clean your guttered mind

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

About 4 threads ago someone asked for Chara hiding under the bed. I told a friend the idea and they insisted on drawing it themself, so here you go user.

whoa

I didn't really want to go to bed anyways

Why do I suddenly start seeing giant Charas around?

Gooooooddddd afternoon, /utg/!

I hope you're all having a truly wonderful day today and that you all do your best to come out of today a better person than you were when it started.

I love you all and I hope you have a nice day.

Also friendly reminder
Yukino > Naoto

I need more of them.

Well, yeah, he kind of deserves it.
>I'm a bored little flower
>I know, I'll just start killing people and ruin everyone's lives!
>Ya know, for fun!

Torture asgore to death

we're in the right edition

SWOL is bae

LET'S GET SWOLE

>Naoto > Yukino
Seems you made a small mistake but don't worry I fixed it for you

Taking the baby spider's booties and pushing her into a puddle so she has to walk home barefoot and wet and gets a cold!

That doesn't mean anything to me

Good edition.
I feel like shit.

Everyone but sans deserves to be tortured honestly. Poor sans, constantly dealing with his depression and autistic brother, must be a difficult life.

Feel good, user, it is a good day

Sans ain't no saint either

>I feel like shit.
There's an easy solution for that.
Torture asriel

That's cause you're probably a gote fucker with shit taste

no

Roight then. How is everyone this afternoon, eh?

sans is literally perfect.

Yes.

Okay. I literally had a person dying on my hands today though.
No that doesn't help.
>stop 300

Giving the spider a comfy change of clothes and a blanket!
Giving the spider medicine for a cold!
Setting up a heater close to the spider!

Papyrus isn't autismic he's just le silly

Not exactly what I had in mind

But good

But Asriel is the worst of the worst. After all, I don't remember anyone else committing time traveling mass murder.

I wish I could anesthetize this artist, have a quality surgeon cut open their chest and separate their ribcage, and then step aside so I could punch them directly in the spleen for drawing those stupid goddamned eyebrows

Oh
well that makes things a bit more difficult
in that case probably just get drunk

I'm ok user, how about you?

Join the club user

frisk
and gaster commited time/space travelling mass spookings
imagine how many poor monsters in various timelines stumbled upon a gaster follower or the man him and had a heart attack

>I literally had a person dying on my hands today though.
Jesus that sounds awful, what happened if you don't mind sharing?

heres a cute small gote to hopefully make you feel a bit better

he's criminally underappreciated

HOWDY
I'M SWOLEY. SWOLEY THE SWOLE.
HMMM...
YOU'RE NEW TO THE UNDERGYM AREN'TCHA?
GOLLY, YOU MUST BE SO CONFUSED
SOMEONE OUGHT TO BE YOUR SPOTTER.
I GUESS BIG OLD ME WILL HAVE TO DO.
READY? HERE WE GO!
SEE THAT HEART? THAT IS YOUR SWOLE, THE VERY CULMINATION OF YOUR STRENGTH
YOUR SWOLE STARTS OFF WEAK BUT CAN GROW STRONG IF YOU GET A LOT OF GNS.
WHAT'S GNS STAND FOR? WHY GAINS OF COURSE!
YOU WANT SOME GAINS DON'T YOU?
DON'T WORRY, I'LL SHARE SOME WITH YOU!
DOWN HERE, GAINS ARE SHARED THROUGH...
LITTLE WHITE... "PROTEIN PELLETS"
ARE YOU READY?
MOVE AROUND! GET AS MANY AS YOU CAN!
YOU IDIOT.
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S LIFT OR BE LIFTED.
WHY WOULD ANYONE PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS!?

Bonus: Asriel is replaced with Zyzz for this AU.

I would like to commit time traveling mass murder with him, sounds like fun honestly. Nobody would remember it either.

I feel fucking amazing for once.
I don't know if that's a bad thing, because every time I feel great, something happens to put me down.

Frisk doesn't count because there are multiple routes they can take and none are canon.

>zyzz
>not manlytears

that fucking sans what the fuck
for some reason he reminds me of buzz lightyear

People canonically have deja vu about non-true resets, so it is possible some memory could remain

No-one cares about ManlyQueers, but Zyzz is beloved by everyone.

imagine playing undertale and then drawing this stupid fucking picture

Why? The artist draws the skeletons how they appear in the game.

Agreed. It's such a shame really.

it was actually drawn after reading a 325k+ word sans/reader fanfic

Which is why Zyzz would be papyrus, user.

I know

there's no way someone could actually play undertale and then direct their hands to create something this awful

An older, sixty or so male customer with back problems comes to reception, says he has to sit down for a moment because they fainted a moment earlier.
They sit down, suddenly their stare goes blankest I've ever seen and they fall over. I yell others for help, they call 911 and tell us to start trying to revive them, I spend the time trying to until paramedics come and start helping them.
Half an hour after that call they say there's no more to be done.

The heater being too hot!
The spider's blanket catching on fire!
Bursting in just in time to put the fire out!
You becoming suspected for attempted murder as the sole inheritor in case of the baby spider's demise!
You getting arrested!
Me becoming the guardian, caretaker, and inheritor!
Slipping poison in the baby spider's pre-bedtime warm milk!
It's all going according to plan!

Wow that's shitty, sorry you had to go through that.

...

...

John Cena died

Good.

Whichever one of you fucks keeps putting "give me asrielle" in my ask box I'm gonna fuckin cunt punt you

John Cena accidentally said "you can't see me" to a blind kid

If they have an account when they ask you can see it by muting the user and then looking at the list of people you've muted

good morning, frick

Give link to your askbox

you created this monster, you have only yourself to blame=

...

Stink is my favorite word

I enjoy the thought of squeezing the goat kid from midsection and having him try to wriggle free.
I wanna do it to a cute user.

That is such le dark humor

I'M FIXING THIS SHIT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Sorry it didn't pass your mature Veeky Forums sniff test

I'll try harder next time

Think it's someone without an account or they're using a private tab

Good morning me

frickanon.tumblr.com/ pls don't make me close it reeee

Frickanon, give link to your ask box, please, I have a request

fix the dialogue so that alphys is talking about anime and science and sans makes a shitty pun

Reminder that one day Bratty is going to eat Catty.

Cross out the OC too

The type hits my heart

pick me

it's a good word desu

You have only yourself to blame, Frickenstein..

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Why does Alphys have a pair of earphones up her nose

Getting a trial!
Presenting my evidence!
Security cameras (normally in case of robberies) reveal the fire was completely accidental!
They also reveal you slipping poison in the milk!
Getting responsibility for the spider back from your malevolent clutches!
You getting arrested!
Anti-bullying extremist convicts ganging up on you!
Despite having committed crimes and being seen as unwanted by the general public, they still care deeply for the spider's well being!
Staying with the spider all day, every day, in the hospital!
The spider quickly getting better and better!

i cant tell if this means hugs or vore. i know your pic is hugs but vore fetishists are sneaky rat bastards

I've heard before that if you stick earbuds in your nostrils, you can hear sound out of your mouth

never got it to work

gotcha, i'll start working on 2.0