Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE CM, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them
Reminder that my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/
Reminder that that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio
Reminder you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763
Reminder that once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out that nerfs OD & Invoker, Abaddon will be top pick again
Reminder that I am the chosen by the mist
Aaron Mitchell
Counter axe for me first
Carter Roberts
I wish you could just play old Dota 2. Even just going back to 6.81 would be a totally different game.
That's the worst part about the change. If you and 9 other people really hated a new version of DotA, the possibility was always there to just play the previous one with your mates.
Hudson Reed
I learry rike this new brademair meta.
Ryan Diaz
>building nu abyssal on wraith king
I bet he didn't even read the description
Literally pointless for Wk now.
Wyatt Adams
replace heart with that one item that makes you hit more or an abyssal
Connor Jenkins
Guess the champion
Jacob Scott
Purge patch analysis when?
Brody Lee
>you only build it when you need to counter something like a prophet/PL/brood And if you want to farm.
Hunter Morris
I've wanted to kill myself since I was 9. Things have only gotten worse.
Zachary Price
Yurnero.
Jacob Carter
Wraith King vs mana drainers
Asher Rivera
Why do you faggots need a ebin dota personality to analise the patch when you have already been able to play it yourselves
Nicholas Ortiz
It's in the title, faggot
Ryan Adams
Now that Axe is meta, will he finally get some decent full sets?
Levi Ross
batten down muh dick
Josiah Collins
>OD dumpstered hard >Invoker only got one nerf to Forge Spirits and an irrelevant cast point What the fuck Icefrog. OD wasn't even that OP.
Wyatt Gomez
>avatarfagging >constant use of words like "dudester" to make himself recognizable >making a pasta of his own memespouting and spamming it every thread >derail thread with off topic shit >spic nigger 40 years old tranny Why didn't the mods ban this pathethic human wreck yet?
Christopher King
>No battlefury It's like you hate that farm YOU NIGGER. There's no excuse for that shit. You're WK with double crit for creeps. You don't wanna cleave that shit for farm? That's like not building a farming item on alch. Total trash.
Carter Murphy
I have about as much respect for this patch as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is casual. It is League of Legends.
William Lee
Anyone noticing they're being put with extremely low-skill players in non-ranked? I'm seeing people maxing caustic finale first on sand king multiple times, and people don't understand the basics, I've got thousands of games . . .
Austin Reyes
>being tobi's sloppy seconds
Gavin Reyes
the mental health people tell me I might get well eventually. ask your local mentalist about your prognosis why dontcha
Andrew Gray
It's also the way Forge Spirits used to work, and made no sense for HP to be on Exort. It should never have been changed away from that, this is more of a fix.
Kayden Perez
you're shit
John Thomas
3 0 M I N U T E S
Matthew Fisher
Which one of these unplayed heroes should I queue up with next game? I post results after
Joseph Kelly
You ban him
Ryan King
why the FUCK does the ranged creep drop 90 xp now
like whats the actual point of that dotards
Ryan Myers
lolbabs who try to play every time a new patch comes out or people smurfing
im guilty of this
i go for pants on head retarded builds on my 4k smurf
Jacob Morales
add me let's 1v1 friend
my name is Snow Sdorms a gomin :DD
Nicholas Perry
>Things get better >Whenever I was home, after I was done with bawling my eyes out, cutting myself, skipping meals and every other self-harm courses of action a 15yearold could manage, I would turn to Dota, as a last resort. I've known it since the Defense of the Ancients day, and it never left me. I was never a good player, but I didn't care. Dota was the drug and I was the addict, as focusing on landing a perfect Mass Serpent Ward would take me away from the still-open scars in my anus that would open up tomorrow, and the day after that, because my "pussy" needed to be "satisfied" by those 3 people. So, I played. And I played a lot. During the course of a normal game, I met a teammate called Glen. I still remembered that match I was Shadow Shaman and he was Wisp. We were losing badly, and the other 3 teammates started to become toxic. I always tried to be a positive dude in my games, and so was Glen. We were spamming mic to cheer our teammates up. He was cracking jokes about my terrible attempts at Snakeblocking the enemies despite having had a Euls. From something like 3 - 25, we managed to get a crazy number of pickoffs and were able to get our items. Long story short, we won, and I added Glen on Steam. We almost always played daily from 6 pm to 10 pm and would chat on Steam about how we could improve ourselves. As time went by, we became more comfortable with each other and we started to open up. We started to talk less about aiming ET's combo and more about ourselves. I felt, for the first time in my life, as if I was not alone.
Is this what you have in mind? Things don't get better for the sane people like us.
Carter Cox
I'm fed of winning games just because my opponents' team is dogshit
Xavier Garcia
I am so done with this fucking shit.
This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.
Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.
They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.
This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.
Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.
But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.
Fucking end your existence, seriously.
Dominic Ross
makes mid more interesting i guess
Kayden Taylor
i hate the notion of a valve employee browsing Veeky Forums and calling himself a "valvebro"
Bentley Lewis
DONT LET YOUR MEMES STAY DREAMS, /d2g/
Jeremiah Torres
Is there is a pudge with shit falling out his ass? Are you showing your teammates time and time again how to dumpster the shitstains?
Austin Robinson
...
Jacob Martinez
>play ranked AP >pudge banned every game
nice la
Colton Cooper
>implying it wasn't fake and not just a beta tester who memorized a few key changes He even got the numbers wrong, come the fuck on.
Isaiah Cruz
Those eyes. Dammit. My hearts beating faster.
Christian Flores
I miss -override_vpk
Benjamin Reyes
my pet rats eyes look like those maybe you should get a pet rat
Sebastian King
>They already have blade mail because ure PA
Brandon Campbell
fuck all yall second rate e celebs, when is Blitz patch analyses??
Noah Powell
Wraith King.
Colton Hill
...
Julian Green
I played my first Void game today and won 4v5 as a right click carry. Play carry void user!
Mason White
Cap said blitz's analysis is "storm is still shit"
Chase Fisher
Tobi fucked every single female being on this planet. There's no way to NOT be Tobi's sloppy seconds.
John Long
REMOVE icefrog?
Leo Sanders
You don't sound so neurotypical yourself m8
Isaac Ward
>resort to non-humans for company That's like betraying my race
Angel Stewart
Is Hurricane pike on Sven viable? Use it on an enemy and get >lmao free ranged cleave
William Campbell
That and some occasional Dota Psychology
Robert Rodriguez
Because people here are literal shit eaters that can't even think for themselves and figure out what is good or bad in this shit ass stupid fuck easy game.
Seriously, anyone wanting or watching some other fucking shit eating mongoloid do a "patch analysis should literally just kill himself in order to save oxygen in the planet.
Seriously though.
Seriously.
Fucking retarded shitlords, man.
Jayden Wood
How's Lycan now?
Nicholas Hughes
+10000
Josiah Foster
Build? If it contains vanguard or radiance, I'll discard it though.
Logan Howard
>tfw abyssal axe is now legit as fuck
Brody Thompson
icefrog is a yuro for sure s m h
Brayden Lee
Most people that post here don't actually play the game
Luis Russell
Quick d2g I need a game I can play with one hand
Adam Thompson
Icefrog is middle eastern
David Moore
Who cares he's fired and probably even dead too at this point
Cameron Thompson
Is Doom any different in this patch? Any new meme items I should buy? I don't like drums nerf.
Adam Cook
>Vanguard AM is finally viable again
Ryder Kelly
My laptop was stolen. I can't play the game. It was my only friend for 4 years. I'm thinking of buying a desktop now though. But I don't need a desktop to play dota.
Parker Rogers
So let's say I'm dumb enough to have PA as a favorite hero. And let's say that beyond that I'm such a retard I'd pick her in a patch like this.
Barring ring of repick what's my best option for success in a climate like this?
Hudson Thomas
Doom is literally just bad Bloodthorn at this point
He's so shit he's outclassed by an item
Thomas Jenkins
Hearthstone.
New patch with actual content is out as well.
You know, CONTENT.
Something you don't have with Valve and DOTA.
Wyatt Richardson
>6400 gold for 10 damage
Samuel Sanchez
midas before boots you need a dual lane. i stacked with a friend. then treads -> glove of haste -> vlads -> finish maelstrom -> mjoll -> butterfly -> daedalus ->heart
it worked, but keep in mind I'm deep in the trench and stacked with a friend for a good dual lane
Ryder Murphy
Dumpster the shitstains. SnY skadi or something. Lifesteal, echosabre or some shit. Damn I hate PA so much.
Nathaniel Roberts
Literally just build her the same as you always do only this time you can pray on retards who came back to the patch and haven't played in awhile or are trying stupid shit that doesn't work.
Aaron Bennett
>its a "come across a DD rune while playing Treant with Echo Sabre Armlet episode" episode
Mason Perez
>Can't kill it with nukes >Can't kill it with physical
I might just ban this little bastard every game, not a strong hero but it irritates the hell out of me on either team, just like a Tinker
Levi Lee
He's total shit Even worse than last patch since Bloodthorn is a better silence than Doom could ever hope to be and he no longer has a range advantage over melee heroes If you insist on playing him do so as a bottom bitch support and spend your gold on wards and smokes to make your actual useful teammates carry your fat ass
Lucas Gray
So I just went to reddit for the first time to find out what it's about and I only see this.
How the fuck do you use that website?
Brandon Collins
How often do you play Void? You can only judge an item build properly if you play a hero enough times in different situations.
Austin Wright
butterfly was to avoid manadrain, heart instead of ac because most damage would be from lesh
Jordan Fisher
Umm, did you know that the oxigen in our planet is literally infinite?
Charles Bailey
NEVER MIND. IM A MONGOLOID
Colton Lopez
Step one: go to your country's politics subreddit Step two: use the word 'faggot' Step three: get banned
Leo Lee
...
Tyler Gray
this was the first time. that's the point: my first time; your first time.
Jeremiah Thomas
What commie shit is this?
Julian Cox
What gives a change "dotaness" and what doesn't?
Adam Nguyen
Can someone past /d2g/ on the box man's face and then just have the boxes be different patches?