/utg/ - Undertale General

Fresh Muffet.

still sneaking in at night and you can never stop me

nth for Omega.

we need more thick goats in socks

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A good old stabbing to the gut should take care of that

Lifting up the little dinosaur

xth for flowey

Goooooooodddddd evenin', /utg/!

I hope you're all having an absolutely amazing day so far and that you've all done your best to make your day enjoyable for yourself as well as those around you.

I love you all and I hope you end your day on a high note that will carry onto tomorrow.
That's great, thank you user.

The guy inhaling dew is my spirit animal.

Holding up an umbrella for him!

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you will never catch me
maybe I'm in there right now
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

Is it actual best pal hours, at last?

I used to be mean to Australians too, but to be honest New Zealand is not so good a country as to be mocking Australia.

By this point I honestly wonder whether New Zealand deserves to be its own country, we run it terribly.

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Same, do you do that thing where if youre walking in the wrong direction you check your pockets and act like you forgot something so you dont look as stupid? i do

All it takes is one slip up and bam spear through the spine

I love it when we have actual game and rpg discussions

Back to gote posting though

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No problem, hope you had a great day.

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Is there any art of Monster Kid playing Undyne's "instrument"?

Yes.
Keep yourself away from the dummyfags, brother.

I will never mess up.
I will continue until my death.

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Not that user but no I just turn around.

Sometimes. Most of the time I simply keep walking in that direction and take a longer different route to get to my destination.

Wow I didn't even know that artist did non-porn
Well stay determined I guess

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Hopefully not.
He shouldn't play recorder. He should blow into the harmonica instead.

Teach me how to be normal senpai
Yo, I like that answer. I might start doin that

Any other botfuckers up right now? How are you people doin' tonight? Was your day at least somewhat good?

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What is this thinking, she has spears but not a spear

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It's interesting how wildy different people draw MK.

CUTE!
I DON'T WANT TO DO LEWD THINGS TO THIS CUTE MONSTER

>tfw no goatlady to get fit with

Post after workout comfy pics plz.

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Crossovers!
Post 'em.

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Whoops, meant

>tfw not texan
>tfw you will never be friends with the qt new zealand user

GORGEOUS, DARLING. THE KINGDOM LOVES IT

Didn't know you guys posted on /int/ too.

>tfw when Texan
>tfw regularly trade dads with them on here

That was the right choice to be honest. But maybe she should introduce him to some girls too just to make sure.
Also I wouldn't have started the second sentence in the first window.

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I dont know if this is supposed to be a joke but its gone way past being anything funny. This needs to stop

Shitposting was never funny.

My day was fine, nothing special.

>turkey shitposting

support gay gotes

Dworven does it pretty well desu

POST FISH VORE [/spoiler

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Fine.
Beware, graphic.

Shyren is too sweet and nice to eat anybody.

I FUCKED UP THE SPOILER

Fuck off Alphys, no one likes your degenerate fetishes

may the lovely goat lady soothe your aching muscles, brother

nooooOOOOOOO

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it's only shit if it has realistic scat and digestion

All

Vore

Is

Shit

/utg/ i need some advice
while i've never played undertale, my cousin has. she's 14 and she's a wolfaboo, i try not to judge her for it. i come here today because she won't shut up about mettaton (the one with the legs? EX?)
at first i just thought she was having her first husbando, but she told me that's not the case. i asked her to elaborate, and turns out she wants him to be her dad? she's having rather detailed fantasies about him adopting her, among other things.
despite this she still yelled "HE'S SO HOT" and "LOOK AT HIS LEGS" when she fought him. i'm getting mixed signals here.
what should i do? should i even do anything and wait for it to pass?

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Kinkshaming is not allowed

At least it's not as bad as your fetish.

Is this copypasta?

'Ey Dudes! How are ye? How me brothers doin'?

1- the fuck is a wolfaboo
2- She could do a lot worse then liking a gay robot
3-Doesn't sound like a big deal desu

Wolfaboo? A furry?
And she likes one of the least furry characters in the game?

Sounds like she hopped on the meme train. It'll pass.

>changes the personalities
garbage

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Your cousin is just a 14-year old geekwad and will eventually move on to something else while regretting everything.

Make sure to remind her of her Mettaton dad/husbando phase every chance you get when she gets older.

Wolfaboos are like weeaboos for wolfs.
I think they used to be more common on the internet, but have mostly died out by now.
It means that they constantly shove wolves into anything, think they are the best animals who can't be beat etc.

Oh the sansfags of furries, gotcha

sadistic-sans.tumblr.com/post/143386632080/

still workin on my dancer character in dark souls
currently trying to kill a giant with papercuts via my leetle twinblades
how're you?

I legit laughed.

well we really don't know what they were like as kids.

Anyone got any good pics/photos of paws?
I need a reference for doing ankles.
Also, are the goats in Undertale digitigrade or plantigrade?

Papyrus a cute!
Those jpg artifacts though.

They seem to have feet/legs like humans.

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That's cool. My first experience in Dark Souls is playing as a dex build. Having a lot of issues getting good at it. Trying to nail those repostes, but I'm just still not very good at it yet with certain enemies. I feel like I just want to do a knight along side it to see how easier it would be to begin with.

Why is adult Alphys wearing children's clothing?

Adult Alphys is much fatter