/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

I can't get over how well her face was captured in shitty paint.

photoshop

It's called common fucking sense

Nothing is ever revealed about TES games before official announcements

youtube.com/watch?v=x15VZLgdAS0

Picture's from this video, stop being gullible.

why are you trapped behind terrible textures?

>delicious
I'd kill it but I wouldn't cook and eat it. Just leave it for the carrion birds.

>Did the helgen Reborn questline
>popped a boner at tall mist tavern
>dissapointed that you can't do it again after finishing the quesline
Fuck this. I'm going to get sex mods. What mods are good out there?

Wasn't there a huge ass Skyrim leak tho?

Guys
Guys

What are your absolute SLUTTIEST outfits?
Like, what in your mind, is an outfit so hot it makes you jizz just looking at it?

For me, It'd be pic related

who knows, guess the author didnt want to use rugnarok resources

They're still busy milking Fallout 4. You won't get ANY info about the next TES until maybe next E3.

>that texture that looks like complete ass
>you still post it here
>you still took the screenshot in the first place

...

well ive had sex with an actual female before so although some outfits in skyrim look nice none of them really do it for me

do you normally masturbate to overpoweringly shiny things? are you a crow?

Why are /tesg/s the biggest faggots about textures?

I don't care if a game looks like that cloth as long as its good.

yeah i know i normally discard any screenshots with lowres textures, but that entire place is lowres textures ;_;

I'd like to see Pyandonea. Or well, It's not important enough I think to be the main setting of a game, so maybe Alinor with a Pyandonea DLC. It'd be cool as heck, goddamn giant serpents and sea jungles and stuff

>They described Pyandonea as a "sea jungle" barraged by mist storms. Massive plateaus spill over with vegetation which form mazes around valleys of ocean. Waving tendrils of kelp trap all but the Maormer's own ships, and provide a well-camouflaged home for the sea serpents that are Orgnum's guards and occasional mounts
>The island is covered mostly in dense rain forests which provides a habitat for the southern water spirits. It was also marshy, and full of insects

I laughed so hard when I found out that the way to solve this "puzzle" was basically to hit buttons randomly.

Pump-a-rum

Dude, sex sucks compared to fapping to shiny shit.

Can someone explain to me what the fuck happened to the dwemer?

>I don't care if a game looks like that cloth as long as its good.
>as long as its good.
That's a juicy contradiction, mate.

They yelled NO so loud that they stopped existing.

Yes, I'm serious.

>make music by hitting the literal heart of the world
>this music gives god powers
>fuck it up
>entire race becomes literal skin of the literal embodiment of "no"

Srsly is Perkus Maximus good?

You've never played 8-bit?
Ocarina?
First Dragon Age?
Crash Bandicoot?

Graphics don't make the game.

They played musical notes on the heart of a dead god and accidentally turned themselves into skin for their giant fuck your mouth robot turning it sentient
>It now stomps around through space and time

That is actually what happened

The universe is centered around Akatosh
Dwemer don't like the gods
Dwemer decide the way to become all powerful is to be release from Akatosh, by centering themselves around something else instead.

Which was the Heart

And they fucked up
and all dissipated.

Or something. Fuck if I know.

Where's that screencap that explains all this shit?

>shit we're in a vidya game
>wow all these other guys are faggots they don't even know we're in a game
>fuck this shit
>finds a rock allowing them to tap into the folds of code supporting the system
>no idea what they are doing, try to fuck with the code to get out
>accidentally delete all the dwemer except the one who wasn't in the game at the time

>not pickle-pee

played with god toys
roasted their entire race trying to build optimus prime

nerevarine killed optimus prime and deleted every single dwemer soul except the fat /v/irgin

that pic makes you jizz?
You jizz from your mouth?

>implying any of those games have bad graphics
Never reply to me again.

You saying morrowind doesn't look good?
I don't think that image should have been posted in the first place, but textures can look good without looking good

Would Ilx support Donald Trump?

That's not the point. If you take a shit texture like that and put it next to HD everything it sticks out like a sore thumb.

Will we ever get it in a game?
That sounds trippy as hell.
And what do you mean by "no"?
They're the god of refusal/denial or something?

>that pic makes you jizz?
>You jizz from your mouth?

Yes
Into, out of. Same thing.

sauce on pic and waifu?

desu Ocarina of Time is an extremely overrated game. It's not a bad game, but it's really mediocre at best. I didn't even like it all that much when it came out.

Goddamn why is Pre-Oblivion lore so good?

Fine, I can kinda understand it now.
Some of you still take it a bit to far though.
Maybe all our characters are near/far sighted.

We got the numidium in daggerfall i think, i haven't actually played it
>"no"
He literally "no"s you out of existence
Think this cake exists?
"No"
Cake doesn't exits

PS1 Crash bandicoot is has good graphics tough for it's time.

Thats muh waifu, Anna. An old version of her tho

Everyone should

The ambiguity of the Dwemer's culture and disappearance is (at least in my opinion) one of the interesting things in TES lore, so it'd be nice to keep it somewhat mysterious.

>Will we ever get it in a game?
We already did. Morrowind, kiddo.

>And what do you mean by "no"?
>They're the god of refusal/denial or something?
They refused to be part of The Dreamer's Dream. Using the Heart of Lorkhan, they refused so hard that they poofed.

Some say that they became the skin of Numidium. Numidium was basically a giant robot created by the Dwemer powered by the Heart of Lorkhan built to be the embodiment of their edgy refusal to be limited by reality.

They were basically fedoras, and they became euphoric.

>Pre-Oblivion
do you have problems with a genocidal time-traveling gay robot?

Should make a follower mod. Ur waifu a qt.

>We already did. Morrowind, kiddo.
Yeah, we got dragons in morrowind too.
>

Soooooo....Unless I play Morrowind I won't get to live the lore?
Fuck.
/tesg/ has very good vocabulary.

>slutwear

Oh shit I love it when we talk about this. I don't know too much about the NO, but from what I understand the Dwemer were a very rebellious and egotistical race of people. They refused to worship any gods and instead relied on their own power. At their heart they wanted to deny reality. With enough power, they could have the power to NO things out of existence, which is the power the Numidium, the giant fuck your mouth robot, gained. I could be very wrong about this and other people could explain it much better, but that's what I got from it. We probably won't get it in a future game because Kirkbride lore is fucking nuts. This isn't related to that, but it's another one of my favorite crazy lore bits.

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Muatra

I made one. Never finished it. Killed it.

You mean the robot that we got absolutely no reference of his backstory about anything in the quest line?
The one where elves can be the hero and elves can replacement followers?
That oblivion lore?

Probably not, she doesn't really care about politics

>They were basically fedoras, and they became euphoric.
kek.

I'm gonna back peddle and say that I don't honestly remember anything about Oblivion outside of a few faction quests.

>le kooky randumb shit is good meme
>le Oblivion is bad meme
Nice.

I wish I could not care about politics

You don't understand, though, the Dwemer were LITERALLY rational atheists.

Why does her chest/neck look like it just got whipped with leather straps?

>that pic
lost it

Do it. So we can fap to it.

Just play it man. The GOTY edition like $5 on G2A, or you could pirate it. Either one works.

>atheists
Wouldn't that imply that they didn't believe in deities? I think it's more like they disregard/denounce deities rather than disbelieve.

hey cucktears, stop trying to make people support drumpf. it's not working.

Being an atheist in the Elder Scrolls is fucking stupid, you can literally see and talk to gods whenever you want. It's not that the dwemer didn't believe in them, they just hated them.

Old version of Cloneskin that used a generic neckseam blend based on RG.

That doesnt exist in later version.

Hm maybe one day again when i can be bothered with the CK. Right now, i have to fix my textures first, and i am not even closely done with working on Anna so my autism would force me to constantly update the follower.

>drumpf
kys my man

They didn't believe that they were "divine" in the sense that they were omnipotent and omniscient, like most mortals seem to believe. They're not denying that the Gods exist. They're denying that the Gods are Gods in the first place. In fact, there's a story where a Dwemer scientist gets a bunch of dwemer mages to summon Azura (I think? Might have been a different Prince) in order to see if he could trick her. He did. And she was mad.

>He fell for le drumpf meme

holy pip

After seeing that dwemer, no thanks.

>he fell for the drumpf meme
>based on RG
Why? Was the old version really that dark?

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Oblivion was bland as fuck, eat shit.

Great meme, I bet you unironically like Skyrim too right :^) haha meme

>whenever i sheathe my weapon my character tries to put his shield on back
>am not using dual sheath redux
Fuck i don't know what's causing this but i bet i fucked somewhere

Oblivion as a setting suffered from lotr syndrome yes, but the lore is fine.

Check your skeleton type.

More than Oblivion, though that doesn't exactly equate to much since Oblivion was so bland. I'm taking the bait, here's your (You)

>LOTR syndrome
You best not be dissing Papa Tolkien, son.

>Why? Was the old version really that dark?
The original one i released was VERY red, which i actually did not know due to my ENB color settings.
I then adjusted the color to a brighter one(lighten shadows, reduced magenta, added cyan, and lighten again) but the neckseam blend wouldnt play along and now had a very different color which was still pretty red compared to the rest.

Then i made a perfect fitting neckseam by myself(pic related) using all of the 0 available guides on the internet(well i didnt try the nifscope one yet) but still have a little seam at the neck and seams at the wrists.

>not liking Skyrim
Skyrim> Morrowind > Oblivion

Is Unnecessary Violence III any good, or is it just an unstable buggy mess?

That's the problem though, the gameplay of Oblvion was so boring I completely forgot any lore that I might've picked up. I like the kooky bullshit of Morrowind despite initially hating the gameplay. I say this as having played it only recently

First off, lotr is just a fuckhuge conglomeration of basically anything tolkien could find
Second, the issue isn't lotr being bad, it's oblivion trying to be lotr instead of elder scrolls

I want to make an altmer waifu that looks like Sofia Coppola, because I'm a weird guy. Any tips?

I think he means how artists run out of ideas so they just say "fuck it let's just copy LOTR".

>I wish I could not care about politics
But you can! It's never too late to stop giving a heck!

>That doesnt exist in later version.
Did you ever release that version?

Kill Parthunnax
Y/N?

But what if white people are outbred in the future

No, faggot.

you can't do anything to change it