/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

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Do you think they're having a domestic dispute?
Do you think their relationship will maintain?

>slaughter demon
update your shit oranges jfc

I hope so, they seem good together.

Polar opposites yet also the same in a lot of ways.

Shit son, I like 0pik-0ort too but get some more shitpost variety.

Also fuck that last round.

I'll have you know someone else wrote this and I do not want to be bothered to updated it

You know what they say, opposites attract. One side brings in a unique freshness the other one doesn't normally get within their daily life.
They seem like a nice couple.

>bob the pyromancer
>slip him once and fart in his face for joining just to go spam at hyun
>go to do it again but he's switched to disarm so quick slip doesn't work
>commence disarmfight
>fart in his face two more times, take his backpack and disposal it
>he gets it back and floor tiles my window till it breaks
>push him in escape and spam *fart on his face
>he finally gets a push in and TRIES TO FUCKING SPACE ME
>he's too unrobust, push him again, fart on him and retreat to medbay, filling a syringe with unstable mutagen
>bob chases, commence another fart in his face and counter disposal dunk since he got a push in but was too slow
>go braindead in my locker because don't want to deal with inevitable BWOINKs when I have to kill his salted asscheeks
Pretty sweet escalation there bro. Get shat upon

I see only salt in this post

>tries to space me
Nigga I was trying to space the soap. (And I did).

Should have let him kill you and made a ban request desu

>drags me towards the Airlocks and goes through both of them
>haha I was just trying to space the soap bro
Yea no fuck off shitter
Gotta soil meat clubs with my ass gasses

Server down?

>Connection failed

WHAT THE FUCK

dead serbian ripperoo

Okay good I thought Probe temp banned me.

What did you do probe

Please stand by while technical difficulties and 510 are merged. The server should be up in less than 10 minutes.

almost

>killing myself due to server down

Lets talk about wiz. What do you think about lowpop mutate lasergun murderbone wiz

is serb ded or are the admins playing midis again?

shitalus what is your opinion of spergay and shiggy

But! Muh antag status!

>white knighting deadpoo
wew

ah yes the metaclub of a guy screaming at people
>Spaced all three soap bars
Yeah na stop pretending you're some kinda hero

>510

Wasn't me.

I'm sorry.

It's poor form, but in the end, I feel that as an antag you should be free to do whatever you want as long as it's within the rules.

>shitalus
Wrong guy, friend

The server is back up.

What the fuck I was taking a shit, there are more dana threadposters than me?

SJ what is your opinion of spergay and shiggy

I don't have my appropriate clown image
Shiggy's like the wrinkled old man in a nursing home that brags about how smooth of a pimp he is for "charming" the nurse
Whoop de doo you erpd with 4 attentionwhores and got your feelings hurt

Spergay- you were okay as talisi but you went and fucked shig's """"""dead"""""" character and tried to pretend you were on some purer level than me which just lol faggot

Tbqh cucking furfags was the best part of vore boogaloo, as well as going nuclear and fighting ert with default sec gear

Sarca I know you're in the thread

come out and play

Johnicus Maximus (as Dr. Slippy Joe M.D) says, "Heh"

nothing personnel, kid

revert post haste

Probe did nothing.
We're merging 510.
That involves changing out the executables and fixing a few minor things.
Please report bugs for 510, it was mine and PJB's project so you can blame mostly me
>why is the submit button not working holy shit

Also there was a bad RSC file because it didn't finish compiling before starting serb

except for that part at the end where he camped arrivals.

>Please report bugs for 510
How will we know whether it's a bug that has to do with us being on 510?

There's a big bug where everyone is giant green squares.

>dragging me into the escape airlock while I'm stunned and opening it to where zas kicks in
>just
>the
>soap
>bro
>I'm a hero somehow for disposal dunking you
The literal fuck is wrong with your thought train
>white knighting
If they weren't behind a desk and I wasn't dealing with bobs retarded ass then I would have farted on them too

well you should be reporting bugs regardless

everything is fire

The major stuff is going to be related to HUD elements (blind/damage/flash overlays showing incorrectly or not at all)

It could be literally anything though, so report anything that breaks functionality no matter what

Please rejoin and we will be back to normal fun.

he got his just desserts. I also think that as an antag, you should be ready to accept the consequences

>Heehee I sure showed those dumb metaclubbers for doing literally nothing, not even talking to each other

I don't think normal fun will do it for me anymore, I need the green squares in my life.

>about to get a sick meme in
>server dies again

why live

BAN DYLAN

>looking this far into a *fart
>ignoring the fact you went full Sperg instead of taking it like a good little cuck
Jeez man you might as well replace your plasma tank with methane you dysfunctional fuck

I KNEW DIETY PUTTING ALL THOSE THINGS INTO THE GAME WOULD MAKE THE SERVER LAG

There's a bug with the new update
Green squares

Dylan wasn't actually responsible and I didn't think anyone wanted to hear what a dirty rsc meant.

that fucking clown though

>this many buzzwords
>I SURE SHOWED YOU
>I'M A BIG MAN
>RECOGNIZE HOW BIG A MAN I AM, THREAD
Sure, I'm the cuck. :^)

How do I report a bug?
How do I summerize absolutely everything in less than one hundred characters?
DYLAN APOLOGISTS GO HOME

You farted on a dude and then immediately rushed over here to post about it.

Literally the act of a person who has no life

what's with the new cables?

In case you guys were serious, that was a dirty RSC file because the server didn't compile correctly and started anyway.

Should be good now.
P.S. serb up

I am the literal big man, seeing as you got shat on and tried to space "soap" see: me in autistic rage
Also nice fuckin Lenny face dude shows you're the number one golf hole in the world

underrated meme

I was shitposting in the downtime fuccboi
There is a fucking bird *screaming outside my house and I can't kill it

how do you get this retarded
did you huff paint competitively
>I sure shattered his shitter, made him real angry

And you gargle your grandads soggy nutsack on the way to church every Sunday faggot
You can't give a single point where I'm i the wrong and you're in the right.
You sperged the fuck out and tried to kill me, only to get dunked and attempt to cover your tracks "IT WAS JUST A PRANK U NIGGER" like you do EVERY fucking time you try to kill someone who farted on you
Did you dad shit on your face when you were a wee lad and now Spessmen trigger you?

its fun to tease dana

what the fuck
this is some oddly specific shit man
are you okay?

>now you're just p-projecting!
>it must have happened to y-you!
Nah I just don't use safety scissors cut-and-paste memes like you, fucking mongoloid shit
You've just never experienced posting like mine and now you're throwing up your code red meme shield in a poor defense

man I ain't sure what the fuck you're on about anymore, but you seem pretty mad right now, and I'm not meaning that in a memeing 'lel u mad bro' way, I'm meaning that in a 'you should probably lie down for a while' way, don't burst a bloodvessel over a 2d space game.

Bob my man save yourself the embarrassment because you are sure acting retarded right now
t. Not him

>2016
>not trying to kill retarded greyshit clowns

>acting

It's a natural state of being when I'm forced to play on the same server as cucklords like you
Quit trying to pull the "h-heh ladies look at me being the sensible gentlemen" meme you know you've right fucked up an you're trying to throw your shitbox into reverse and floor it outta here
Consume at least one gallon of bleach to improve your health

IM THE friggen sawbones

Man, I probably hate myself more than you hate me, I'm just tryin' to figure out why you're really this upset, and why you're throwing around cuckmemes like no tomorrow

Seriously

no you are not

whatever happened to Furbeh. I haven't seen him around. Does he still play?

you immediately reacted pretty badly to anyone shittalking you and he saw an opening
roll with the punches

Hes just some memelord shit that thinks LE SLIP AN FERT XD is the peak of being a clown.

Hes lower than garbage, just ignore him.

Fuck off plasnigger
Cuck isn't so much a meme anymore as a general degradation like "fag"
If you hate yourself and are a passive little shit instead of manning the fuck up and embracing who you are, you're a cuck
You may not have a wife for me to fuck
But you're a cuck
Don't like yourself? Wallowing in self pity over trivial shit instead of seeing the big picture?
Not living for the present?
Not being all you can be?
C U C K

man I ain't pity myself, and I'm doin' pretty ok life-wise

There's just constant self-hatred there for no reason.

That's not to say I like your ass even a little bit, you stale-meme-spouting shitstirrer, but hey

who do you think you're messing with motherfucker

I'm lurking, been lurking in IRC as well but haven't played in a couple weeks.
Got accepted to transfer to the uni I really wanted to go to so I've been focusing on that since my major's impacted over there and I got in undeclared.
Can't promise that I'll play anytime soon cause Overwatch is coming out and i'm hyped for that.

A greytiding shit
I'll fart on you next fag
Everyone will bear the mark of shame in their chat log
It's not the peak but it sure as fuck is a staple of the experience, just like having a drink with your meal.

oh sawbones
your short leave was bliss
noone missed you

you were born ten years too late to defeat me
man up or shut up you dip

And you were born fifteen years too early for me to abort you, dipshit

JUUNEN HAYAIN DAYO

I've been playing and *farting longer than you memelord
Actually, I'm the memelord here.
You can't robust me
You've probably never even played clown, you're literal trash, that's why your suit is colored grey and stale.