/dsg/ - Dark Souls General

Onion Edition

>/dsg/ Player List
pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
imgur.com/a/wwtuf (DaS2)
flockmod.com/dsg

>KING'S FIELD
pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/h1etMh8E
>Essential PC mods
pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB
>DSCM - manually connect to specific players
youtu.be/cvII-WJWo5s

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>BLOODBORNE
pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>SL Meta Poll Results
strawpoll.me/7403169/r

Hollowed:

How am I supposed to reach 30 wins in Blue Sentinels? That is literally impossible.

1st for DaS3 is worst souls

>friend tells me you get to marry Anri in this game
>cool, she sounds cute
>glad I get to cuck that Horace guy
>some bitch tells me the wedding is ready
>eventually make it to the tomb in anor londo

that was the worst wedding i've ever been to

Parrying mobs is so broken, why am I taking damage on a successful parry? Fuck you Pontiff Knights, let my dex character win

JAM
IT
IN

I actually like it a little better than 1

Asking again. Does somebody here own the offical guide and can post the pendant description? It is on the page with all the multiplayer items listed.

You don't invasions are fucked.

>3v1
>Kill the blue
>2v1 almost gets me
>Another invaders shows up
>Finally, a fair fight
>Retreat to recover and assess my new partner
>Instead they run right past me and get killed in less than 2 seconds

Come on man.

Reposting because I want people to laugh at my frustration.

Dude she deep throated your great sword what's not to Like?

does rolling negate bleed damage when the bar fills up like in DS1?

I hope the DLC puts in the Royal Swordsman helm.

Best helm in the series.

>implying Horace doesn't still cuck you from beyond the grave

Best dex weapons?
And Luck isn't worth leveling for anything but Anri's sword, right? I assume the boost to bleed is very negligible?

I like it better than 2 and 1

oh wait that's like saying nothing

I keep forgetting DS2 looks like a Resident Evil game from the PS2 era

I've seen this music video before and I'm not really sure where

Farron greatsword makes me feel happy in a way few weapons in games can. I burst out laughing everytime I spin

>it's a "the baby is actually invisible and Oceiros is mentally sound" episode

Why is being hollow suddenly a big deal? Everyone and their moms used to be hollows that look just like you do in 3

why is dragon aerie so cool

>implying any DaS game looks good for it's gen
>implying DaS3 doesnt look like shit
>implying DaS1 didnt look shit when that released

Hey atleast DaS2 was optimized for 60fps.

Still trying for sliders.

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Oceiros is the baby and the real consumed king is long dead.

>doesn't shrug next to and inside the dragon memories
i wonder how many have actually gone into it
just being in there and seeing how bare it was made me a bit sad

Post butts

Yeah, still works like that.

> Do Onion bros final climactic fight
> 1 minute of a giant getting dicked every time he tries to stand up
> Get an armor I already paid for, a dupe of a shield I already paid for, and a dupe of a useless ass sword that doesn't even work on any of the other giants

At least the beer was good.
They should've brought back the ladle and have him give it to you in the kitchen.

Tbh i wanna kiss sirris

WAT IS THE NEW PVP META?????????????????????????????

>it's a Firelink Shrine is an illusion created by Ludleth episode

So which would be the best route for the twin axes? Should I do a quality build?

Anyone done an onion cosplay? How much vit do you need?

Why does the Sorcerer staff with A scaling in INT have more spell buff than the fucking Court Sorcerer staff with S scaling? this is stupid

DeS looked good for the time.
BB looks good for PS4 standards.

fuck off degenerate

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I had the same reaction.
If Yuria had added the little detail of her being a corpse maybe I wouldn't have been so eager.

>Get an armor

wat

I didnt get shit from him

What was From thinking making the undead have such insanely high physical defence. It's essentially just masochism getting through Catacombs/Tomb of the Giants on a Str character.

Rate.

So wait
Where the fuck is all the slutwear?

oroboro

>no shrug gesture
>i fucked up and didn't get applause from leonhard before murdering his ass in firelink
character ruined

Stormruler works on that ass giant that shoots arrows on the undead settlement.
At least I think so, maybe his HP were just so low that I thought it worked.
Or perhaps...

Because the scaling affects how much damage it does when you strike with it, not the spell buff

Spell buff is an internal stat related to the staff's reinforcement level that also scales with casting stat

Eat my ass

Dark Souls 2 was bad. But why do I miss it?

It's okay. As long as it makes you happy. Maybe go for a more fitting shield.

80

Which is why I didnt mention BB or DeS.

is sl31 +4 weapon too high for deacon sunbro or do nobody summon for him

1.34/7.83

Regular defense is kind of worthless but remember to have a bit of elemental defense. I usually riposte for around 410 damage, but as he was wearing just the master's drops the damage went nuts.

She gets better.

>putting your sign at the boss fog
Come on, user.

Pls no
I'm already over 80 but muh Int is far from done levelling

He's supposed to drop his own armor when he dies at the end of his quest line.

+4 is probably a little high for most

Are there any other PVP hotspots beside the Irythyll one?

Started NG+ and now I'm kinda regretting it. Seeing 1-2 signs at the High Wall bonfire.

>Gwynevere, Nashandra and throne of want portrait in the same room

What's the lore behind this?

Fucking hate people that mix armor sets. You aren't a special little snowflake you god damn cucks.

What's the pvp like at weapon reinforcement +10? More/less players than at +9?

does he look the same?
pls no
thanks
explain

Why are all the DaS3 invaders boring as fuck? Why aren't there random NPC invaders like forlorn spawning in even if you've cleared an area?

It had great build variety and good pvp that soul memory nearly ruined

fuuuck I didnt kill onionbro because I really like him

Goddammit

89

>when you're about to finish a boss but you do the kick instead because you made the mistake of pressing a movement key during your attack
FUCK
THIS
SHIT

WHY CANT I DISABLE KICK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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>guarding the forest as a watchdoggy
>invade some poor fuck who already has two watchdoggies chasing his ass
>mfw he runs straight into me with pixel health

>PC
>memester
>CEfaggots
>trainer babbies

Ps4
>fps
>no players
>no cheaters

Choices...

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whatever level it takes for everyone to be a fastrolling havelstoc.

Gwynevere is Manus, Gwynevere is Smaugh, Gwynevere is Gwyn, Gwynevere is Nashandra, Hwynevere is Creighton, Gwynevere is Rosaria, Gwynevere is Soulf of Cinder, Gwynevere is Yuria, Gwynevere is Straid, Gwynevere is Lautrec, Gwynevere is everyone.

Can you parry the tip of weapons like in das2? Or do you must kiss their cheeks like das1/des

Regular defense isn't that useless, even with the armor of favor I could see a clear differencein PvE, enemies did less damage to me, defense enoguh to endure 1 hit more.

Because DaS3 is pretty bad compared to the other Souls games.

>fightclub
>kid in full havel + shield + dark sword
>hit him 8 times in a row with broadsword, shield never goes down
>eventually die because i don't use a shield that blocks 100% damage

absolute joke and he must think he's good as well.

Cleansing chapel, i was hosting there all day

From should have kept ds2 invading in cleared areas

pls respond

If you're playing a caster it'll only get worse for you the higher up you go than 80.

I'm a SL90 pyro and I regret not staying at 80, since I can't get Aldrich invasions anymore.

>nameless robe and cornyx head
So clever!

0/10.

Does anyone else just stop at an area to invade a bunch as they progress through the game? Having a mad fun time invading in the Catacombs, all these ledges and traps and shit make fighting even gangbangs viable.

I'm level 30/+6 and afraid to level up because I'll lose access to this fun, and I'm about to start Irithyll. What even is the average level for Catacombs? And how's Aldrich Faithful these days?

Because DaS3 is worse

Buffs don't affect critical damage
At least, when I was farming the respawning drakeblood knight I did the same backstab damage with flame arc and without

I'd take console over PC any day. Motherfuckers love to cheat in Souls.

I'm not good enough at the kick input to accidentally do it, pls.

Hm, haven't seen a single cheater on pc for 100 hours, yeah... choices

WHY do people use the dark sword
is it even that good
i swear everybody uses it
fucking memers

i love it it's so good

Son you got outskilled, he's obviously too pro for you.

It's not just technical quality that makes dark souls 2 shit, it's the design. I still have nightmares about the shaded woods IE "one muddy forest texture covering everything in sight"

>being in a fightclub that doesn't instantly clownsquad havelshitters trying to ruin the fun

you asked for this,just get into a good fightclub

100
>get matched with stubborn "muh build variety" 80s
>get matched with "it's always been 120 and it always will be" guys
>get matched with perfectly reasonable people like yourself

>win 3 fights in a row in fight club
>host and last two other phantoms cosplaying solaire
>all spamming praise the sun
>hurry up
>still spamming praise the sun
>solaire #2 comes down
>get him down to nothing, he has about 900 health
>about to finish him off
>"you've been disconnected"

are you serious?

how does anyone even like fight clubs? i cringe whenever people spam these gestures

is this what assburgers looks like?

>absolute joke and he must think he's good as well.
You're the one who died kid. If he's bad, what does that make you?

I already can't get aldrich invasions anymore. Whatever I guess, I'm gonna get all trophies with this character, level him to le 99 meta and make a twink.