/twg/ - Total War General

9th for the only innovation more powerful than the Atom Bomb

When Romans talking trash

I don't give a shit because it's not gonna get released.

IF OUR LEADER IS TO BECOME TOMB KANG

*Bones rattling*

MILITARY LEADER OF ALL NEHEKHARA

Is this a new meme or something

> Tomb Kings still not announced

IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING his wife's son will be a half elf prince

This shit is getting tedious. Factions I've never been close to declare war on me and travel towards my hordes like homing missiles for years. At least I now have an excuse to burn Pontus to the ground.

>LORD OF ALL KEKOLDRY

I turned this into a meme back when I did something like that with Archaon
I regret nothing

It will. They've said so.

>inb4 50 first posts will be memes garbage

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Who?

I kinda want it to be, it was hilarious two threads ago:

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Medieval kingdoms when lads?

I never used formation in M2, it just didn't seem necessary.

It's not like I could even come up or use them anyway.

OVER THE MEMES PERHAPS!?

Like Bonnerlord

After BofTE

so never.

NOW!
store.steampowered.com/app/300080/

>needing an excuse to burn Pontus to the ground

I don't give a shit about mount and blade

>ahh /twg/ the eternal general
>I have seen the end of threads and posts from now men will say...
>here began the fall of /twg/

>the powers of dank memes were taken from the many and given to the few
>and those who posted fantasy memes grew sick with every kind of wickedness
>they were filled with glee, arrogance and malice
>they shitposted and shilled
>they betrayed their fellow posters
>and baited those they loved

>they did all this... and called it fun

>and I saw in his hand a book, sealed with seven seals the first of which was broken

>and behold a shitpost and he who posted it had a pic of frog on his hdd, and he went forth to conquer

>the thread was filled with shit and smug...

uh, I just started a new Epirus campaign and the AI wasn't dumb. They actually prevented any kind of my hammer&anvil

This is horrible!
if only there was any other tactics besides hammer anvil

just use the skirmishers and gaps tactic

You just need bigger hammer and bigger anvil.

STEAM TANKS FOOTAGE: (keke at 0:43)

youtube.com/watch?v=ZiVXAntNgnw

That user got his wish.

I've got a laptop and it sucks because I can barely play Attila TW on minimum but Shogun II is still manageable to play, btw, I rediscovered the beauty of Medieval I, really my favorite TW game but it doesn't feel really "deep"

>frogposting

Basically it boils down to Bret archers being able to deploy states and braziers for flaming arrows in the tabletop game. One user mentioned that sounded OP for a Total War game, which prompted a slew of "Welp, the tank popped a tire on the sticks" and "Our only hope against giants and dragons is that dude over there behind some sticks."

ZU UT RIK AN ARM ZA

KAZAK-GOV A ZURN UZKULL

>bretonnia archers
>they have armour and decent equipment
fake and gay

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twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?728833-Medieval-Kingdoms-Total-War-First-Public-Build-Announcement
>Q: Enough stalling! When are you going to release it!
>A: May 5th, 2016

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>Tomb Kings announced

>BoET is never going to be released
Stop this shitty meme right now

Guess i'll have to get tunngle

>no campaign mode

False alarm people

daily reminder attila has 48 siege layouts
warhammer total war has 3

Seen more than 8 so far :^)

same wall with 8 different themes doesnt count buddy

More than 8 different wall layouts :^)

so is Warhammer going to have drop in battles?

Haven't heard a definitive one way or the other but probably.

Has anyone here played a hotseat campaign?how does it work?

Works the same as a regular campaign except when it's the other player's turn you have to wait longer.

What about battles,do the other players get to command some troops or just spectate

All auto resolve or playing against AI. If I recall correctly

Anyone got that BotET webm of an artillery burning some skaven?

>TW:WH 3rd top selling game on steam
not bad desu

Hotseat means you're all sharing one computer and taking turns with it, so no battles between players except autoresolve

Shogun 2 and later have real MP where 2 players connect over the internet and can fight each other

Theres also a way to do PBEM with hotseat campaigns, but you still can't have more than one player on at a time

>tfw my cuck fetish wants me want to play bretons now

>sharing one computer
Couldn't you send the savefile to someone,they play then send it back?

Yes you can
but its not 1999 anymore

Yeah that was the last sentence, PBEM means play by email

Hotseat comes from having to share one computer, the 'hotseat' being the seat in front of the computer that everyone shared.

Is Rise of the Samurai the worst expansion ever in TW?

Settra actually abducted living humans and forced them to live in his kingdom and rebuild the plantations and towns

kind of cute actually

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Waifu pack when?

One day...

Wrath of Sparta was pretty bad too and The Last Roman is really boring.

>playable Greenskins are one faction
>Azhag and Grimgor are LL of the same Faction
>can't play a multiplayer campaign of Rival Orc Warlords

that's a bummer

Warhammer is cancer

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Pretty sure Top Sellers are regional.

>A multiplayer campaign where you and 2 buds hop on Grimgore, Azhag, and the Green Prophet and WAAGH all over the place

I am a little upset, co-oping as the same faction was a cool idea

In bongland TW:W is number two

Coop is really the only reason that the regional occupation restrictions annoy me.

Several faction combinations are borderline unplayable because you can't expand away from each other.

>Top seller list is regional

Pretty retarded desu

Why would I care about the buying habits of my irrelevant Yuropoop country? I wanna see what's selling well.

Number 12 on global, 18 for my region

>isn't even out yet
>already on the heels of one of the most anticipated games of the year

horry sheet

literally every sore WH player is going to buy this to tell AoS to eat shit

Why does the AI attack me head on in this scenario, are they retarded?

Oh well, I guess moving them down is going to be fun.

>somewhere in the middle of the second page
WH was never popular here, or maybe $30 is too much for my compatriots.

>Pretty retarded desu
That's just you. There is a Global Top Sellers list.

I know, but I don't get why they would display the regional list as the default one on the front page.

I really hope that there are many different models for non legendary lords and heroes.

I want sluts of Sigmar and chaos whores with horns in my armies.

>warhammer was never popular here
>40k game is the literal top seller there.

Perhaps because those are more likely to be relevant to your interest.

Too bad that AoS is already more popular than WHFB ever was.

It's the second page, m8.

>second page

It's 26th in line senpai.

Then how am i gonna teach my friend how to play Med2 mods the fucker only plays classics like Shogun 2

It's the second page.

Yup i'm retart

>AoS selling well
Because sold-out models couldn't possibly mean that GW has a fucked up production chain.

>Because sold-out models couldn't possibly mean that GW has a fucked up production chain.
>dat WHFBfanboy's imagination