/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General

Fuck off serpent

>super smash bros crusade and super smash flash are listed in the pastebin

How come this isn't in the pastebin?
youtu.be/351CO5_8fbM

Fuck off pame

You can chain-grab in melee
Take that tr4shfags

v0.0.1b update file, compatible with US smash 3ds: a.desu.sh/fxnoev.7z
dt/ls, raw files: a.desu.sh/jbovvw.7z

>run into a ssbg goer on FG
>body him
>he goes Mario then Sheik
>still loses

Your villager is ass because you don't know dick about fundamentals, playing Sheik and Mario won't save you from being garbage, just makes you a crutch player. Stop spamming Lloyd and fair, it's predictable af.

>not posting names
scrub

>trying to namedrop

Who /alcoholic/ here? Ever played smash while buzzed/drunk? Tell me interesting strories and your go-to drinks

was it pame

Does the first hit of Shulk's Uair combo into anything on landing?

Also does Shulk's Jump-Monado Uthrow > Uair have a percent where it's a true kill confirm?

Shouldn't have made this dead as fuck thread

Then host or ask for games instead of bumping it dummy

3ds dubs? I'll be here all day

fuck off pame

Fuck off retard

fuck off pame

>get dragged by friends to go clubbing again
>just want to play smash like the good ol' times
>bob head to the club music and imagine myself playing smash
>go home drunk and play solo smash for two hours
>sleep

kill me

>having friends that enjoy "clubbing"

You're here all day every day you fat bum

Nice fucking blog retard

This thread was a stupid move. Kill it and move on

Thanks for bumping it and keeping it alive, my friend!

Amirrite?

Losing to Little Mac was a mistake.

>losing to macfag

why couldn't they added this song in Ryu's stage?
youtu.be/WeE0GFs7gWs

Dubs?

fuck off cancer

samus's feet are pretty cute

>Looks for matches
>Gets called cancer
And you wonder why this general is so shit now

He was obviously joking
I've got to say though, finding dubs is much harder lately.

>joking

No you are part of the cancer killing this place by enabling and encouraging blatant shitters like hoody

Fuck you.

be of playing games with the Fishy

Wii U is dead desu
All I see here anymore is us poverty schmucks

You are mistaken. If anything, YOU are the one enabling them by namedropping and drawing attention to them.

NNID? FC?

holy autism

Added.

How do you even put on a trip

I want to hug Samus.

I want to cum inside samus!

Falkore

What if she becomes pregnant?

>falkore

>cancer who plays with chazo

pick dos

Abortion silly she is a bounty hunter can't have rugrats ruining things

I don't think I'm cancer, though if you beat me in a FT5 I'll leave this shithole forever. But you won't.

do not lewd samus

>not filtering hoody

Like I said, cancer

how can you play bayo if you dont love her like terrence

is now not that time for games?

You were cancer ever since this incident.

Hell macfag and the 3dsfags are better than you.

They may be annoying faggots but they aren't legit assholes who shit on people

>screencapping your own shitposting

How can someone be so self aware of their own shitposting and be okay with it?

I found it the other day while looking for my speedtest, the screenshot
and thought it was funny
and saved it

did i commit a crime, officer

macfag, fishy, pame, stef, are the worse kind of shitposters.

The shitpost and then pretend they didn't do nothing

Gayposting that happens every thread and derails the thread isn't funny nor relevant to the thread. If you want to ERP or gaypost with Hoody all the goddamn time, take it to Skype or something. Don't shit up the thread.

these are cool fun posts but personally i love the posts where we're playing games
can we be of playing games
preferably super smash brothers for the 3ds
ya but when I did that he was super creepy so no thank you sir

who are the trap posters in the threads - fishy and hoody?

But she's built for sex

Then just don't it at all. You always make posts about "I just want to play games!", but then you fucking gaypost through out the whole thread. This isn't your personal chatroom.

Hoody posts a lot of traps, Fishy always likes to have long-winded "conversations" with him where every post is supposed to be some "sexually flustered" thing. It's annoying as shit.

that's cool but can i just have games right now
I don't care about then
I want games now
thank you

>, Fishy always likes to have long-winded "conversations" with him where every post is supposed to be some "sexually flustered" thing. It's annoying as shit.

Why is this fucking allowed again? Like, I see it all the time but no one complains.

But make one post on Rivals of Aethers and you get a lynch mob

What if Samus is pro life?

Wrong general

>can't lewd Robin
>can't lewd Samus
>can't lewd Lucina
>can't lewd Palutena
>can't lewd Rosalina

Who can we lewd?

Thanks for bumping it and keeping it alive, my friend!

Too many people here are gay themselves, so they got something to rub their dick to. Rivals of Aether doesn't have anything like it, so it just gets memed on

It's not okay. I'm sure most people here are against the shit those two pull. It's even shittier because they think they do nothing wrong, especially Fishy: Wish the mods would do something about it.

Do I really have to wait to play with Macfag again
like cool you lot are faggots sitting on /ssbg/ shitposting cool
no one fucking gives a shit

Just play games

>lostboy.cia

she might be dabbin but you not slick
fuck off shitposter

But I never see anyone shit on them when they do it

You forgot that you can't lewd Sheik, Zelda, Marth, Pit, Dark Pit, Corrin, Toon Link, Wii Fit Trainer, Ness Lucas, Kirby, Ike, Jigglypuff, Mr. Game and Watch, Roy, or Link

That's the full list. Notable leftovers I guess are Peach, Mega Man, Bayonetta, Villager, Mii Fighters, and Ryu.

>pretending you don't shitpost all the time
Kill yourself.

Not him but it's futile at this point
Someone really just needs to contact a mod or something

so is everyone too busy shitposting for video games
should I come back later

>pretending you don't shitpost all the time
Kill yourself.

Where?

Yeah, at this point you're either a two-faced lying faggot or some super autist who is in deep denial

Kill yourself

>Can't lewd Corrin
>with that outfit.

no I mean
where do I pretend

Macfags alright he hasnt shitposted in a while

fuck off pame

Anyone want to play?

Preference is dubs, but its whatever at this point

Fuck off cancer

You are part of the cancer killing this place by enabling and encouraging blatant shitters like hoody

Fuck you.

and I thought /4ccg/ was bad.

Ok

Hey Swat, did you happen to save that second Luigi match from when I ran into you on FG recently?
Really wanted to see what caused the knockback direction to go all wonky, but I forgot to save the replay in my haste to get started again.

>hurrr namefags and tripfags are killing this general
>despite theyre the ones asking for games most of the time
Obviously the shitposters that tell everyone to fuck off and let it die arent the ones killing it

I wanted, but actually ran out of room. Im sorry I really should open up some space cause that kill was kind of crazy.