Killing Floor General - /kfg/

Hans edition

Latest Patch: forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?t=117109

Previous thread: steamcommunity.com/groups/kf2vg

>Guide for beginners (STATS/STRATS MAY BE OUTDATED):
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=425843240

Memetastic maps by /kfg/:
>KF-Mall drive.google.com/file/d/0BywcqXA0Kt4IS3pwMFQ2VVRHZ00/view?pli=1
>KF-ParkingGarage kf2.gamebanana.com/maps/187054
>KF-DanceFloor moddb.com/games/killing-floor-2/addons/kf-dance-floor-contest
>KF-Fog_Rig moddb.com/games/killing-floor-2/addons/kf-fog-rig-contest
>KF-GreenStreet moddb.com/games/killing-floor-2/addons/kf-greenstreet-beta
>KF-Antarctic moddb.com/games/killing-floor-2/addons/kf-antarctic/
>KF-Nuked moddb.com/games/killing-floor-2/addons/kf-nuked-beta

Mods n shit:
>user's weapon skins and modded Soundtracks
mega.nz/#F!axEgHD7L!7d-vuxYC5SBMmADi6cMjlA
>Engraveless 1911 skin
kf2.gamebanana.com/skins/143388
>user's guide to modding sounds
pastebin.com/UTnM0yb8

>Useful console commands for testing or goofing around:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=424641626

>Spreadsheet with lots of stats about Perks, Damage, Weapons, Etc:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GDpg2mN1l_86U_RaDug0glFx8cZCuErwxZLiBKl9SyY/

>Grind map for gaining xp fast:
kf2.gamebanana.com/maps/187635

>Mapping/modding help, Bugs, Tweaks, Downloads, and extra stuff:
pastebin.com/w5jdaGVn

>How to join servers via the console
1. Press F3 or ~
2. type "open" then the IP address. if the server is passworded you append that with "?password=blahblah"
3. example: open 127.0.0.1:23020?password=cocaine

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=9k_2R204tiw&feature=youtu.be&t=229
steamcommunity.com/app/232090/discussions/0/364040166669631173/
steamcommunity.com/groups/TWINOMICROTRANSACTIONS/discussions/0/492378265893573295/
steamcommunity.com/groups/TWINOMICROTRANSACTIONS/discussions/0/364039531221175561/
steamcommunity.com/app/232090/discussions/0/364040166669631173/#p440
store.steampowered.com/app/365360
youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
youtube.com/watch?v=EhaMmYFANQQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Thank god somebody made a new one.
First for healmeme etc.

Its becoming a habit I gotta make these now inb4 just let it die, luckily the last thread was someone else.

Will he finally get his flamethrower?

>hans now gets a fire weakness
Imagine..

hans is fun if you're a zerk :^)

I mean as an attack, he has the voice lines for it.

Will we be able to hear his good lines?

youtube.com/watch?v=9k_2R204tiw&feature=youtu.be&t=229

Are you implying his gas lines and "time for a swift death" aren't top notch?

daily reminder that without Paramedic Alfred Anderson all dreams are dead :^)

Why not though

I dunno, I guess I just hold out hope we'll get some good news that can spark a bit of life into us again

>Hans being reworked
Fuck me, Patty is the one needing a rework.
Him switching his aggro to whoever stays out of LoS for the longest is the second shittiest mechanic in the game.

PUT ANDERSON BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

Give strasser a green med mask and green hat, almost close enough

>they'll still keep the sound asset limit so his lines keep cutting each other off

>time for a new experitime for a swift death

>page 10

lets get some requests going for any wandering drawfags

I kind of think its a somewhat interesting idea since it might be used to try and attack the players with lower health.

I think that if they made the bosses weaker BUT smarter in choosing who to target they might be more fun to play against maybe.

>teammate decides to fuck off right at the start of a patty fight even though the team tell him to come back
>think that the mechanic would do its thing where it punishes cowardice like pattys lines imply
>runaways practically left untouched as if he was never there
Just terrible

XENOS IS A FUCCBOI

ive afkd hans just goofing around with a katana in a corner

can i do the same with patty?

God I want to cum inside of xeno's cute mouth

>open the game for the first time in months
>launch Prison Normal matchmaking
>wave 8
>what a silly camping tower spot
>haha funny Russian posters
>wave 9
>why is everybody lv 25 except me
>wave 10
>the fuck, it's Hell on Earth
>Pat wave
>die last

i did a sui pub earlier, this level 0 demo joined and he only realized it was suicidal on wave like 8/9

>lvl 2 demo joins
>request dosh
>request dosh
>request dosh

everytime

>wanted to get a game of HoE and did the stupid act of matchmaking because server listings were usually dead
>joined a voltermanor game 6 waves deep
>bunch of level 20+ and a level 11
>assumed it was HoE since the levels were appropriate and went with it
>notice shits dying easier than expected
>think the teams actually really good
>check my score on the tab
>notice it was on hard all along
>type in chat saying didn't even realize it was on hard til just now
>"lol of course its hard what did you think it was?"
>this came from the level 23 mando
A lot of shocks that day

MOOR GAS

all i ever hear from hans is "GAS" and "GAH OOGH AAAGH GAH"

READY TO DIIIIE

Time for a new LETS TRY GAS

could understand confusing sui, but how do you not notice all or none of the zeds sprinting?

>try the Predator AK skin user sold me
>it's way too shiny and dark
>the bullets are a solid fucking red color

Fucking hell, it looks nothing like the workshop preview

>bullets are red
You serious?

Yes

Not on my watch

Reminder that Megumi is a slut and a shit demo

Meguminposters are for fucking

[Guts the NHS in the distance]

WHY DO YOU STRUGGLE?
THIS LINGERING TORMENT
IS YOUR OWN CREATION

>Yoshiro finally snapped and banned Bigguns
>Bigguns cucked out of his own cucked thread
>Forced to post in his cuck group about the INJUSTICE

Looks like Yoshiro's trying to be TUFF GUY.
This easily makes up for this month of Staying Tuned.

link pls

steamcommunity.com/app/232090/discussions/0/364040166669631173/
steamcommunity.com/groups/TWINOMICROTRANSACTIONS/discussions/0/492378265893573295/
steamcommunity.com/groups/TWINOMICROTRANSACTIONS/discussions/0/364039531221175561/

Looks like TW is shitting all over their favorite group of Ex-fanboys. Breaks my heart :^)


Also, Bigguns aside, check this shit out:
steamcommunity.com/app/232090/discussions/0/364040166669631173/#p440


>Yoshiro
>Using SteamSpy - unique players in the last 2 weeks: 148,814
>Please do not use bad/invented data to support your opinions. It does not help the conversation. Most of the conversation I see about peak player count seems very misinformed/interpreted when it comes to how a game is doing.
>148,814
>148,814

Is this legit?

He said unique players but even then it's not believable.

Yeah I think he's "cooking the books" on that somehow.
There's a lot more of Yoshiro on the forums nowadays, I wonder why now?

>Vortexing the berzerker into a building so none of his teammates camping in the watch tower can save him
>Scrake and Fleshpound spawn at the same time

PVP is shit because it's designed for normal baby mode and they can't even get it to work on all their maps but it is fun sometimes.

This company and game is just a magnet for drama.
I like it.

So apparently if you join a versus game as a survivor, throw all your grenades on top of the other survivors then quickly join the zed team, your nades will hurt the survivors.

Almost accidentally killed like a level 6 gs this way. was pretty funny tho.

>bow added for braindead take downs of large zeds
>pubs still too retarded to use it

Their marketing is just the most baffling shit sometimes.

They have this talent for staying silent long enough to irritate people with lack of news, then finally break the ice with dumb shit that gets them even more hate.

They really need to choose between taking their community communication seriously, or being a silent, corporate fortress in between updates. Trying to play it both ways is biting them in the ass twice as hard.

>bow added for braindead pubs
Most the time they don't even use it tho

>get crossbow
>everyone else dies because when big zeds show up they instantly rage them with no plan while ignoring trash crowding them
>they watch me clutch the rest of the wave, xbowing big zeds only after making sure nothing else is too near
>all of them inspired to buy crossbows after they respawn
>now they're ignoring the trash twice as hard, trying to xbow headshot scrakes while being pinballed around by crawlers

Reminds me of a game a while back
>firebug asks zerk to carry his second mwg
>zerk said he's carrying crossbow atm so he can't
>firebug said something along the lines of "kind of pointless but okay"

>supports and berserkers don't clean mid zeds
>commandos, and pyros aren't taking out the trash
>gunslingers, demos and medics aren't eyeballing their squad to see where help is needed with heals or stuns
>fight for zed kills
>run from danger, expecting others to deal with it
>let sirens live
>aggro big zeds with no plan
Sometimes I really hate hardcore games, since most people don't have any fucking brains.

I always go after the Siren with the Zerker, since I took soundproof and I thought it was just me who found it annoying when people would waste ammo to go after kills that were already someone else's just so they can look cooler.

If it helps, I only have like 58 hours in this game and my highest classes are a level 11 Medic and level 10 Zerker, so I feel like I have no idea what im talking about most of the time.

>playing Solo HoE
>kill everything but sirens and Husks after Game Conductor kicks in
>5 sirens, 4 husks
>on the map at once

KF2 makes me want to kill people in real life

Shut up white bitch.

shut up white bitch

>play zerker
>EMP scrake
>nobody does anything
>EMP wears off
>crossbow stun to the face
>nobody does anything

Fucking pubs man I swear to god. Every once in a while I get into a group where the medic/zerker are crossbowing and the gunslinger knows how to headshot and suicidal feels like normal mode. It's amazing.

Stop bulling pretty please

Bitch up shut white

>Medic with Med AR and Crossbow
There is literally no better way to play the game

It honestly mad medic so much more fun to me. Just having the weak ass AR and being a heal bitch sucked balls.

Would you?

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Medic AR with dual deagles/magnums still feels more fun than xbow to me, it's just relatively much less effective now.

Does anyone want to play with a healslut who can only not suck shit on Hard mode?

alright, im getting pretty fucking tired of pattys bugged minigun. that's like 3 games today where he gunned me down while shooting backwards with perfect accuracy

>Not diving behind the nearest cover every time he raises his gun regardless of where you are.

i try but on a map like outpost there isn't always cover especially when you're zerking it with no armor left

Have you seen his sliding rocket, its pretty funny when its not happening to you.

only seen it once live but no one died to it surprisingly

SEND THIS ONE TO JOURNEY ELSEWHERE
FOR WE HAVE NEED OF STRONGER STOCK

Early access done right.

...

You called?

store.steampowered.com/app/365360

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So is the only reliable strat against bosses to stick a medic up a zerks ass and have them tank while everyone else does damage and prays they don't draw aggro? Because I'm fucking tired of wiping in boss waves its mega gay

AA12 Medic
You cannot go wrong

But then what after you unload those 80(?) rounds? They just outspeed everyone and meleespam until everyone's dead

All the solo stuff I've seen takes like half an hour and fuck that honestly

>But then what after you unload those 80(?) rounds?
get more
AA12 is the best user of ammo box spawns

Well there are these things called "ammoboxes". They're little green cubes scattered around the map which give you more ammo.

If he's running at you to smack you, whip out your knife (assuming you didn't bring a Katana) and block, you'll be fine (nine times out of ten).

I personally don't enjoy kiting for very long either, but if your plan for when shit really goes down is "fuck that honestly", then you may as well learn to love being wiped, because you'll be doing a lot of it.

>tfw no Fleshpound bf

>not having a big brown dong for scrake bf

>not having a futa siren gf

I laugh at both of you.

>not having a big scrake bf to grab your arms and hold you while he fucks you from behind
>not feeling your legs shake as he roars while pumping your ass full of his huge load
laugh all you want the joke is on you

would rather have a qt trap stalker.

>not having a harem of all the zeds with both futa and nonfuta siren and stalker

Why make a choice when you can have it all?

youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

youtube.com/watch?v=EhaMmYFANQQ

>this thread so far

It brings back memories of v1008, doesn't it?

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Next update in june is that it ?
SS two dot actually here or what ?
>quality bump pic

Sounds kind of nice actually...

who the fuck is you

How dead is VS Mode (compared the regular deadness of KF2)?