/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

Reminder that this is unacceptable
Washing machines should be pure and monogamous

Not my fault it opens its hole for every new thing getting tossed in there

>not putting the official discord in the OP

discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh1VF0co

It is pretty amazing that an autistic game about 32x32 pixel spessmen can give me the adrenaline pumping action of a "last man standing" situation in CS:GO
Being a changeling and absorbing someone in a dodgy spot gets the heart pumping like mad.

>everyone shyed out of posting terrible porn now that it's official

I made some changes to the sprite. Tried rounding up the stock, gave the foregrip a blue-ish tint for contrast as well as some other minor changes. Thoughts?

It's a very nice blindfold, user.

I plan on dumping every lewd I ever draw there for criticism.

>Not even a BR

Can't wait

did this shit just fucking die on me

serb ded?

Yeah, can't wait for my motivation to return too.

Server died

gr8 bus m8 I rate it a crash/10

god damnit

serb died?

Serb dead.

I loaded the wrong texture for the finale, causing the serber to die.

The dream.

Got caught.

Hue.

That was the cringiest round I ever observed
Holy shit

Rip serb, weed lmao too stronk.

>Find three bottles of superglue in a vault
>Cover a full bottle in glue and leave it by the brig
>Cover the bison in glue and drag it over the HoS

The Dreamcatcher is inside everyone.

So were the RD and Jeremy traitors then?

RD made off with Patrick just before I wanted to let him go, and I took Jeremy's side in a dispute with another robo. I want to know if I fucked up trusting these guys

so who were the double agents

THE DREAMCATCHER WINS
i still dont know where you went or who you are, robert

That was one of the strangest buses that went completely everywhere and nowhere.
Was expecting it to be more of timefuckery though but it ended up being mind fuckery.

I also love how I ended up making Dreamcatcher go drunk and hallucinate by injecting my drunker mind into it.

Rob you were a bro.

I called a proc and it broke the server apparently.
Sorry.

>get conviced to drink till i die
>i accept it because adminbus
>get cloned and serb ded

What was so bad?

you fucker

well played

i was not a traitor. I made off with Patrick because he said you were a traitor.
your reason for borging him was a bit thin

JACK
i thought you fucking died, where were you

more like Dreamcatcher got wasted

serb up

Went inside of Dreamcatchers mind and made him go wasted because I was wasted

By the way, whats that song
>Gonna fly today, something something baby nanananana
Punk rockish song that plays during round ends, well one of them

He literally agreed to it. He killed someone that was most likely not a traitor and beat the shit out of another. I wanted to see if he was telling the truth.

It was the best I could do without finding Jono's body, which I never did

Where the fuck does that disposal go anyway?

I'm feeling a bit of déjà vu from that round.

cargo

I added a sprite and it broke the server apparently.
Sorry.

Patrick here, I was a double agent who tried to kill everyone with the two sleepy pens but got caught. I convinced the RD to help me break out and make him think you are a traitor.

Don't you sorry me motherfucker I got them sorryvalids
Deadmin he

Not that guy but when Jack start ALL CAPSing the lyrics to Don't Feel from Frozen, wasn't getting any responce so he decided to spam the radios more when there were actual traitors still stabbing crew with sleepy pens, it was pretty shit desuka

damn you roosed me good. whatever, tho it was fun.

It was all good, made it fitting

I thought so, I must have not made it in time to find you there. That, or it takes a lot longer to get to cargo from disposals than it does on foot, and I left before you got there

Okay that's what I figured until the last moment where I decided to just let you go because fuck it whatever you earned it

That really threw me off 2bh

>Give Warden advice in the thread
>eh why not pick warden
>do wardeny things
>everything goes well
All smiles.

wish people played warden as autistically as I play HoS and officer 2bh

there was an eldritch abomination bus going on
if you played along instead of being a boring nofun person it would play out more fun

>BR over the original AR
Fuck off
It's great, shame full auto isn't a thing.

>Start as a scientist
>Decide to do robotics for the first time
>Dead for the first 10 minutes
>Suddenly a Positron awakes, I'm given a head, and Security wants me to MMI a convict
>Figure sec asking me to do shit is the most important
>Trinity pulls the guy off the table
>WE HAVE NO MEDBAY AND SHE HAS APPENDICITIS
>Panic as I've never done surgery
>Take forever to remove her appendix
>Finally start debraining the guy
>Midway through the operation, a radioactivty belt
>Finally debrain him, put the traitor in a MMI and get the IAA to interrogate him
>RD asks me if I wanna learn toxins
>He accidentally plasmas us
>Go to MedBay
>The IAA asks me if I want to help him test a pen he found on the traitor's body because Sec asked him to
>Tell him to wait until my plasma burns are treated
>He pens me anyway
>Die
>Cloned and lost my ID
>The Warden gives me CMO access of all things despite me never doing medical stuff
>That wild fucking ride at the end

Jesus Christ this round was fun.

Seems almost too soft, especially with no defining outline

whatcha mean?

When i said "add more contrast", i meant literally increasing the contrast. Give it darker shading, make the details "pop" more.
Also the part above the grip looks a bit thin and weak but i'm not a halo-nerd so can't tell if it's intentional.

How the fuck can you debrain without knowing how to remove an appendix and vice versa?

>How dare someone be new
>Everyone must be perfect at Veeky Forumscode before coming on Veeky Forums!

Space yourself nerd

It was my first time doing both.

Serb ded?

I keep getting "connection closed".

Blowout's added when? I'm experiencing a real life one right now and its pretty good.

what did you think radstorms were

It would be cooler than the green glowing rooms we have now

Something boring and not that harmful

Sorry I could not find your ID, the locker of science gear was all I could do, but thanks for cloning me anyway.

I mean I wish there was someone that played warden every round every day

ah yeah that'd be nice.

post on github

>it's an animating wizard with clown curse and magic missiles claims to be friendly round

gib tips for a first time sec officer

Don't do it alone.

>it's an join medbay even though I have no idea how to treat injuries round

1. Remember its just a game
2. Treat people like human beans and they will treat you like one probably.
3. Don't snap and start harmbatoning cargo techs because they misplaced your order.
4. Git gud.

Only in death is a criminal truly stopped

Buddy system

Keep space law in your bag
Stay to the book in sentencing until you memorize the law
stick to standard operating procedure
if someone comes at you, fucking tase them
if you're going in for melee, use your flash.
empty your pepper spray and fill it with water, so if you need to retreat you cover your tracks with water for possible kills/arrests
Fart on EVERYONE you stun.

>be female CMO
>order all the men on the crew into your office for penis inspection day

Did something change recently? I haven't touched my firewall settings since the last time I played.

free trip for powers or bad muts.

>you get chloraled and farted on because im not a beta cuck

sounds like a terrible plan for dick desu

I'm having the same problem.
All I know is that it's nothing to due with the firewall as I tried everything with that.

>play female character
>Always show up to johnson inspections at medical bay
>mfw they think I'm here to inspect johnsons

Get ready for chloral followed by delimbing.

That's ironic, I took a criminal out of a round one time and you yelled at me and told me how much you hated people like me.
Then the round after when he metagrudged me you did nothing.

Same here, my client closes whenever I try to access the server.

GITHUB

MAKE AN ISSUE

I too play a futa unironically

Y-you meant off server?
Oh....

>Walk in to comply because if you do, you get priority on the wild ride
>unzips
>pasta starts to fall out
>try to stuff it back in
>everyone outside sees a person fumbling with his pants and a CMOs in front of him with her face in a shocked expression

Its like you all lack the ability to read

I'd like to say that didn't happen, but my memory isn't good enough to say for sure. Are you sure that was me?

>lol, post it to github

Great advice nerd

It is since we can't fucking fix it and coders can