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>Old Thread

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>anno 2016
>BR teams are still invited to cheat on LANs
nice scene csgog

2nd for shitty skin case

It's worth ethic you fucking mong

4th for not being able to get a drop in time before the price the plummets.

kqly's work ethic really paid off didnt it

they're clearly cheating you retard

tfw stuck in dmg forever

>tfw IDGAF what rank I am in

Being a casual shitter is the best.

lads, who here tried to buy skin "cases" from skinfactory at kinguin?

I tried to check reddit if they think skinfactory is legit but I saw a lot of butthurt. I'm wondering if you guys think the same way too

p.s. I just blew $60 on a knife with a free skin to go with it and so far I have only got the free skin (which is a ST FN Desert Eagle Bronze Deco)

enjoy your new gut knife safari mesh

kys

>gfinity was streaming at 1080p 60fps
>stream cuts for a second
>now back with an xsplit logo and streaming at 720p 60fps

nice lan

>tfw no anime to play casual with

I'm honestly okay with a cheapshit knife as long as it isn't a gut knife or a shadow dagger

if I'm not getting anything I'll be asking for a refund

>I'll be asking for a refund

It will most likely always be 720p@60fps max quality. The amount of bandwidth 1080@60 requires isn't worth it.

>russian keysites giving refunds

I know, but still

The xsplit logo. I feel like something happened where they were using some premium trial feature that only works for like an hour

na? post id

I'll play with you. I play casual all the time.

>Wake up because ppl banging around in apartment
>cant get to sleep
hate it >:(

p o s t

i d

i d

you think you're funny mister? i'll beat you up

>paying to live in a slum with paper thin walls

cuck'd

new skines are whatever af

Ever told on a nigga? (nope)
Ever squeezed a trigger? (yup)
Ever set a nigga up? (nope)
Ever helped a brother out when he was down on his luck? (yup)
You a sap? (nope)
You a boss player, you a mack? (yup)
Let me hold a couple dollars (nope)
Y'all still be poppin' y'all collars? (yup)
Stock rims on a scraper (nope)
Paint wetter than a lake (yup)
Poodle in my blood (nope)
Bitch, I'm a thug (yup)
You a loser? (nope), Winner? (yup)
Starving? (nope), Dinner? (yup)
You still sell dope? (nope)
Now you cleaner than a bar of Dove soap? (yup)
Got a little gouda? (nope)
Got a thumper, got a Ruger? (yup)
You in love with' the ho? (nope)
She bringin' you the dough? (yup)
You gon' cry if she leave? (nope)
You gon' fly overseas? (yup)

Everybody got choices

(I choose to get money, I'm stuck to this bread)

pls no bully

/id/slapyourshitcunt/

did they turn on Prime yet?

what is there to bully about a private profile

anyways, added

p250 and cz look fine

coverts are horrible tho

post your ids, another anime here

You desereved to be bullied in a rude, non-sexual, and hurtful way

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243066529077/76561198066316685

no, you post your id!

i asked first so you have to

lobby links are scary...

If someone came out with a 256 tick server would people start blaming 128 tick every time they die?

I think they're giving too much time for the casters to analyze at gfinity

It seems like helium and metuz are struggling to fill all the time as smoothly as they'd like

>leave positive karma for everybody
>they dont

rip pimp

Can someone explain the situation with Olofmeister? I keep seeing on reddo that he is in jail or some shit, and it's completely serious? Am I just too autistic to see what is happening?

yes he is infact in jail for fraud

yeah, he finally got arrested for that famous illegal boost on overpass :^)

lets just say that some things are better left unanswered, you understand?

Hand injury

youtu.be/iKQQfzbrBes

Don't worry, our guy is on it

I like you :3

guys is there any aussies here?
post ids

I like you too, whoever you are :3

should i buy esea

Just got a chroma 3 case lads what should I do with it

Sell it you mug

Yeah, buy it then make it free with ads imo

>private

FUCK U

we should play together again.

nfl draft in 14 hours boys

woo

>handegg

anytime

Im scared to ask though :c

w-why? i'm friendly

>friis

sk choked so many rounds

I get nervous

>he doesn't have crippling social anxiety
step it up

what's with danes and choking

who are you ;_;

what's with your mother and sucking dick

>another winning bet where lounge doesnt pay out
fuck this site

this guy is a worse interviewer than smix

how do I become the anime /csgog/

I regularly watch but I'm not good so there's obviously something wrong

>drop a 40 bomb
>derank
Uhh gokarts?

>2016
>MM

>he doesn't play casual with animefams

you have to crossdress as well

>playing casual

FACKEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Can I just shave my legs and everything else again instead and sit in a blanket without clothes

>i only play competitive because i'm a real hardcore csgo gamer

that only works if you stick things up your butt

/csgog/ anime shitters group when

So I just need to shave and sit on something the entire match? Anything else worth mentioning?

casual is flawed on all levels nigga

make sure to grind on it when you are doing well

hellraisers should beat optic right?

>i have never played 1.6 or source

thank you for your help on getting me to global user

>be global
>trying to rank up mge alt
>have to fight urge to have seizures while teammates have absolutely no idea how to trade, how the economy works, how to maintain map control, how to execute pushes, how to anti-eco, etc etc

>drop a 50 bomb
>do a literal 1v5 at the last round
>tie
umm, gotards...???

nice cheats kid

POST ID

>tfw you will never lock a silver up in a chastity cage
>the only way to get a temporary release is if he ranks up
>punished for deranking
>gets the key if he gets to GE

post YOURS

this is extremely hilarious

I just like how pleased he looks at the end

"Yes, I CAN do my job"

I'm playing with

>no aus animes to play casual with
kill me pls

shit fetish desu

what's not too like?
cmon tell me your csgo fetish then

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