Mass effect general

No news and almost (Completely) dead.

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Living comfortably in a cozy apartment on the very edge of a megacity on earth. edition.
Also I really need to start saving collages to use when making a thread edition.
In this thread:

>Death.
>A vast flat plain of grey ash and ruined villages, the husks of skyscrapers and the burned out remains of reapers and cruisers. The oppressive silence only interrupted by the howling wind.
>At the back of your head a small voice whispers, "page 10 page 10. All dead. All dead." And you can't make the voice stop.
>You scream but no one can hear. It's all empty.

>Femshep a huge shit with noodly arms that feel really weird around your body.
>If you want to post Femshep you better make your own general
>tevos good waifu.
>Settling down in a grassy crater on virmire, occasionally journeying over the rim to admire the view.
>Shitposters and autism, or ventilators and cpr for this thread.
>/dag/+/bwg/+/meg/ will never happen.
>The best waifu is your waifu.

Previous thread: >Reminder that the ME:A hype train is long since dead and is now forgotten in some trainyard with layers upon layers of shitty graffiti and rust.

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aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=45731
imgur.com/a/lAVji
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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is that a drell?

Fanart for a quarian without the suit.

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I'm sure there are quarians already living in the trash, so there's no need to throw anything there.

Good morning, MEG.

Morning user. What's up?

Nothing too much, just woke up and having breakfast. Yourself?

Not much either, going to walk the dog in a bit. Pretty bored.

Spaceships? Which ship in ME is your favorite? I've got to go with the normandy SR-1

I'd say the SR-1 as well and wanted to keep it rather than have it destroyed and replaced. Though, I also like the Hugo Gernsback, the Estevanicoand, and other huge derelict ships like them.

Estevanico, no "and". From the ME2 assignment.

>one unsuspecting line leads to destroying Maelons research.
>"oh, can just recreate easy peasy"
>cometh ME3
>"apologies, can't recreate"
Fuck Mordin. Fuck the krogans. I don't care. Everyone dies.

Starts to seem as though we need a new nighttime attendant.

Goddamnit, we died again.
Good OP, though, Ed. I would've gone with a Mass Effect related image.
Good job keeping us alive and afloat.

Yeah, the SR-1 is awesome. I like it more than the SR-2. It feels more like a stealth frigate, and less like an unnecessarily large yacht. It's smaller and feels more intimate, and it doesn't waste huge areas of space.
The Normandy shouldn't have gone past 150m longs, any longer than that and it's just too long.

I really like the Alliance cruisers, too. With the red lines, of course, not the shitty generic blue ones.

I liked the Geth Dreadnought, was sort of disappointed that it couldn't be saved and used with the fleets at Earth.

Ain Jalut. It should have been possible to commandeer the Ain Jalut and its crew of waifus.

It would've been cooler if we had to go through the Gernsback a bit, and not just into a 10x10m area picking up supplies and audiologs.
Actually having to go through a small part of it, and picking up audiologs about where its been, seeing more of a civilian ship design as you walk through it, etc.

Derelict ships are really awesome, and I wish they added more of them.

Goddammit, /meg/. I've been busy with work and I can't post as often. Try to stay alive.

I vote SJU for Cammy

I agree. Make it a workhorse, imagine you start in ME1 with the standard one all shiny and pristine. In me2 collectors attack but the normandy barely survives, you patch her up. At this point it's pretty lived in, there's a still hidden under engineering and a cot in the cargo hold.
Come ME3 it's a patched up heavily modified ship, full of esoteric upgrades and bizarre pieces of machinery salvaged from the rim surrounding the collector base. It has payload racks strung under its body, several tents in the bay for the new crew and four escape pods have been welded to the hull and converted into living spaces. A mantis gunship is squeezed in next to the mako and joker is piloting the vessel next to a huge AI core and a modified synth-human clerkbot clothed in old alliance fatigues that EDI inhabits.

I don't have many ME images saved, and I was afraid someone else would make a thread first.
Thanks though!

I agree on both points, I really liked the red, the blue was just boring. ME3 had too much blue.

It's a cool ship, the bent spinal gun is a bit silly though.

I wish we could have seen more ship designs in ME3, imagine seizing some shipyard from cerberus and beginning to churn out dreadnought guns attached to modular freighters, no real barrier coverage, but lots of firepower cheap and quickly.

Derelict ships are great.

>that thong onesie

L*wd!

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hello. did you see this?

aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=45731

Hi WG.
I saw, and I was wondering why someone would spend time making that.

I like her tits, though.

Oh, it's the CBBE body. Question is, could I use that body in the game itself, AND could I put the vault suit on?
Not that I would ever pay more than $20 for that mediocre game.

Waifus being friends? Waifus holding hands?

Very shyly and in private, yes.

Of course.

I think fallout 4 has a future much like skyrim before it. a platform for modding, both 'regular' mods and porn.
I wonder if there's an ME mod on the table.

There are of course ME3 mods for sluttier outfits but I don't think body shape is as easily modded in ME as in Fallout and Skyrim.

I meant ME mods for Fallout 4

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What in the absolute fuck, man?

Complications with the newest round of elective surgeries.

Ashley, pls, plumper lips are not necessary.

Waifus kissing and softly caressing eachother's cheeks?

I know New Vegas and Skyrim has Mass Effect mods, so if Fallout 4 doesn't have some already, it's just a matter of time.

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The enlargement of her ass turned out beautifully however.

That thickness.

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Liara aged 979.

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A waifu getting sexed by a robit.

Slow and hesitant at first, finding comfort and then greater desire for each other as passion overtakes their inhibitions.

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imgur.com/a/lAVji

I feel that knowing Kai Leng's background story made ME3 a much richer and deeper emotional experience for me.

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Isn't that the book that fucked up almost everything, to the point where Bioware said it's not canon?
Cerberus seems to be as retarded as it usually is.

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That book was supposed to be re-issued after corrections and re-writing. The reissue never happened and presumably the rewrite didn't either, in the first place.

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>giving Miranda torpedo tits

Not okay with this.

need side view to properly judge, looks more than fine from in front

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>dem pubes peeking out

Nice!

Don't die, MEG-kun!

Some of you have no idea, what Cerberus can achieve with heavy machinery and technologies.

How do you feel about this?

Handy and effective.
I can't believe I had to read about quarians beforehand though. Disgusting.

Attractive girls thread:
Some are look really good, some look average, some look like 12-year old girls.

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>being attracted to girls
What are you, gay?

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I want to impregnate most of them.

>not holding a girl's hand

Goddamn faggots. I bet you wouldn't even hug them and smell their hair.

>not wanting the embrace of a man
You sicken me

What's the most attractive part of a man, to you? Is it the chest?

money and status for her beta provider and foam dispenser length for her buck

:^)

True. Must also have good health insurance.

>anatomy
>correct
choose 1

I see we've crossed completely into degeneracy.

Probably an easier mob then the ones in the actual game.

>hating on torpedo tits
I have no face.

>liking torpedo tits

OCD confirmed shitter.

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You will never impregnate anyone loser

neither will you

Maybe we have different definitions for torpedo tits. And I'm not a shitter.

>2016
>wAnting to set another human being into this hell

What are you? Some kind of monster

if you are releasing shit from your asshole on a toilet regularly then you are a shitter.

>/meg humor

as always, if you don't like it you are free to leave and never return.
maybe kill yourself while you're at it

Leotard/bodysuit/swimsuit
Swimsuit:
Yoga pants:
/s/ didn't even have an ass-thread, what the hell?

>Yoga pants
nice

why you post this here, everyone interested can look it up in the thread dumbfuck

you are free to leave and never come back if you don't like it.
again, tumblr, BSN or reddit are probably a better choice for you.

Is the top part of the image missing?

Why not?

Its not ME related and pure cringe

swampbeast is pure cringe
you are pure cringe
and there's not a single linke that says inter-board linking or inter-thread linking is forbidden

>Is the top part of the image missing?
it was supposed to be like that
>linke
rule

And you constantly break Global Rules, but that doesn't make you stop.
How is linking to threads about attractive women cringy? You like the dick, boy?

Oh, it's the Legoman image.

Oh i dont know, sweaty neckbeards in their basement phantasysing about impregnating 12yo girls is not cringe?
Kill yourself

Atleast i post mass effect related, you bring all the filth from other boards here

>phantasysing about impregnating 12yo girls is not cringe

You fuckin' wat? Sounds more like projection to me.

>Atleast i post mass effect related

Ah, yes, it's way better to spam images, shitpost more than anyone else in a very long time, and constantly spout slurs and exhibit extreme hostility.
That compared to two (2) posts in the entire thread consisting of four (4) links in total to threads about attractive women, containing absolutely nothing extreme.

Go to bed, sonny.

>projecting

Read the thread faggot.
/meg doesnt deserve anything but hostility, bcs it is itself hostile to anything it doesnt approve

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>Read the thread faggot.

They're not actually twelve-year olds, and no one said anything about impregnating twelve-year olds.

>/meg doesnt deserve anything but hostility, bcs it is itself hostile to anything it doesnt approve

Then why spend time here? You don't like these threads, no one here likes you, why stay? Is it the severe autism? Do they put something in the German watersupply to produce people like you?