/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

Only trumptards will get the joke

>improvements of performance and various bug fixes have been made.
>fps drops by 10
>game now constantly freezes for a second in some areas

>poise still shit
>straight and thrusting swords are still cancer
>magic is nerfed

XD

...

>darkmoon/blues apparently fixed in patch
>been over an hour and no summon

Xth for doing spin2win w/ my dragonkin
fin

>"O-oh, Champion of Ash, your hand feels somehow different..."

It came out on PC 5 hours ago.

>mfw I just realized that if I hold down the down button the quick item slot jumps straight to the estus flask

Wear a helmet or look up sliders.

I wanna fuck Yorshka

Burning hollow = Bernie joke? What does that have to do with our next president?

>
Use the Slider Doc and find a good starting point.
Well that's borderline. I like it.

What did they change, exactly? Patchnotes are vague as fuck.

No it didn't. 1.06 isn't live yet.

>Dark Souls is released
>I decide to make a UGS-centered build
>I head into a PvP hotspot and I'm summoned to fight
>I'm chosen to fight a pathetic Dark Sword user
>He runs at me, puny arms swinging from his sides
>I begin charging my two-handed attack

>The year is now 2026
>We've successfully sent a group of astronauts to Mars and back.
>Cancer has been cured
>My giant blade finally swings down
>The enemy dodge rolls my attack
>I am out of stamina
>I tell him that he's lucky that I'm lagging, as he hacks me to pieces

But yeah UGS stomps retards I guess.

So the arena at pontiff is the worst place to PvP right?

Where does one go now?

Invasions are dead or 4man ganks

should i just drop DS3 until its down to ~15k players?

>quickly running down to open Karla's cell
>talking to Karla when a giant rat lunges at me from behind
>jumps past me and hits Karla, instantly killing her

thanks from
epic
I like it

THE PATCH HASN'T HAPPENED YET

FUCK

Absolute retards, the regulation patch has yet to happen

You know with how poise (doesn't) work and the dagger change, presumably a buff, coming later today, I wonder if Dagger R1 mashing bleed/poison will ever be a thing. They seem to be pretty decent when 2 Handed, and Quick Step is always nice.

Nimble navigator, suicide bombers

Name a better medium shield
>protip: you can't

I want to maintain a polite distance from Yorshka while telling her that everything is going to be okay.

cant.even.fucking.parry

If a shield can't parry there's no sense in using it, unless it's the Grass Crest or Shield of Want on your back.

>read message
>fatty

>Not a dark skinned character applauding afterwards

Can you still savescum the endings? Some of them at least.

>letting that happen
>blame the developers
haha

My main menu is telling me I have regulation 1.06 on Xbox you cuck.

no it's the best place to pvp
did you also avoid iron bridge or some shit?

THE MARK OF A SHITTER WHO CANNOT PARRY IN PVP SO HE JUST USES A SHIELD THAT DOESN'T PARRY

Yeah, Hollow Lord/Firekeeper, then go + for linking.

ENB shield

Check your regulation number you fucking turds, PC is still on 1.0.5 and .6 will be out later today with no maintenance needed.

>parry host
>literally 4v1
>runs away behind his FOUR phantoms
>wth a SLIVER OF HEALTH
>estuses up for free

The Profaned Greatsword doesn't scale at all with fire damage, right?

So I shouldn't bother putitng anything into Int/Fai and just pump Str/Dex?

>>>/twitter/

GCS doesn't work on your back afaik.

patch literally isnt even out yet

EVERYONE at pontif is a parryfisher, which is fucking boring. its not fun, they dont fight back. They just stand and press L2 all the fucking time, some even die doing it

Where can I find Anri's sword after I marry her?

You should've killed the fucking rat, it's your own fault for putting your friends in danger you big dumbo

dragon crest exists

Fucking Gundyr fight is so satisfying.

>Invade.
>Host is alone and progressing through level.
>Equip Obscuring, Slumbering and Silvercat rings.
>Follow them around and drop poo and prism stones in their path.
>Watch and laugh as they run around confused swinging at objects.
>Never engage them and wait for them to die naturally.

Anyone else do this?

Hey reddit

>briefly want poise back
>remember that it would just make UGS and big weapons even stronger
>forget the feeling

ahh...

Thought this was the Loveless album cover desu

I want to bully Yorshka and tell her lies about the world.
>mfw she asks how you got up there and you tell her you can fly

The more I play DaS III, the more I don't like it.
It seriously looks like I play in a trash bin.

"Her" sword is a metaphor.

Are there tables for CE that lets me edit bodies yet?

That's all I want, I need to get thicc

I've got a hollow build so i'm tempted to rock a Hollow Bandit's Knife and see if it does anything.

Bleeding Twindaggers might also be worth a try even if it means missing out on the +5 luck.

Unlikely anything will outperform the balanced Twinblades of red explosions though.

go back and you'll find it there

How to do that? I've unlocked the elevator after the bridge before the final Lord, I don't wanna fuck up.
I'm already at Gundyr as well.

Reminder that YET ANOTHER THING Dark Souls 2 did right was Phantoms being unable to heal while there was an Invader in the world.

>you cant parry the darksword as of 1.06
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

>as Andre hammered the tenth Dark Sword of the day into perfection, he let out a long sigh of sad relief. The unkindled one would be back soon, and Andre needed to have the customers blade ready. No matter how much it disgusted him. It was his lot in life to be the smith, nkt the hero. He felt angry with the Ashen One. So much talent for someone so young. Always wasted on these pathetic weapons. But the champion wanted what they wanted, and Andre would not deny them. His thoughts were interrupted with the sudden clang of overly-rushed running towards his bench and Anvil. The unkindled one was back, dressed as ridiculous as ever. A large cone adorned the champion's head, as well as a completely off-colored pattern of reused armor and scavenged goods. It had seems Andre's custom armor was not favored by the champion yet again. He opened his mouth and immediately stopped before the words came out. He knew this retarded ungrateful faggot wouldn't listen. He simply held the disgusting Dark longsword out and sure enough, the Ashen one snatched it up and scurried away in a disturbing fit of speedy seizure-like movements, surely able to rival the angriest of Crystal Lizards. Andre slumped back into his chair and slowly shook his head.
>he picked up his hammer, and glanced to the Estoc before him.
>"I fucking hate autism." Was all he could say.

That's a small shield
Parry is useless without dedicating a ringslot, sluts
With it's 0 stability

You let best waifu down.
Delete the character, now.

Y E S

E

S

>struggling to watch ENB and AGS respective playthroughs

Have they always been this obnoxious, or is it something that's developed over the years? The way they talk about these games, you'd think they personally developed Demon's Souls.

I feel like they have an inflated sense of self-importance and this causes them to lash out like divas whenever anyone has a criticism of their videos. It's sad because I used to love their channels, but now they've become Whiny Otaku Sperglord and Marcus Otherwise Known As 'I Had Dinner With Miyazaki'.

>use seed of the giant
>summon buddy
>darkmoon arives

>red invader faggot gets salty as fuck
>tries to black crystal out of my game
>dies before the animation is complete
>get invited to cas-ual steam group

I love fucking you guys up with those seeds. it brings me endless enjoyment

on Ludleth it should be.

>fextralife
>Judex "weaboo" Gundyr
what did they mean by this

>offer the chance to get blue ears, grass and all that jazz
>people play like passive cunts because the host isn't anywhere in sight
>2 vs 1 blue and they still play super passive

Ugh. No wonder people don't get anything done if all they do is have a staring contest.

Hey 9gag
look guys i can do it too!

well memed!
right????

THREADS ARE GOING TOO FUCKING FAST!

Cucks.

Havent been summoned in over an hour.

Stop responding to him.

>Try to parry with a med shield
>Miss the one frame of parry time and get crushed by over twenty lbs of steel
Small shields are the only shields.

For a Watchdogs dude should I stay around level 25 +2 weapon?

either you're exaggerating really hard
you're extremely unlucky
or you're at some really retarded SL range

because both at 70 and 138 I barely find any parry fishers

are you using an estoc or a straight sword and just spam R1 or something?
what's even wrong with parry fishers, unless ofcourse you're super repetitive and you get read like a fucking erotic MLP fanfic

Welcome to Dark Souls 3 PvP.

>Parry is useless without dedicating a ringslot, sluts
>prevents your opponent from doing anything for 10 seconds while you take out a huge chunk of their health
>useless because it's not a oneshot

H O W
O
W

It doesn't matter because it's glitched.

My compliments to the chef.

Lucky cunt.

Who's the witch girl that Logan is chasing after? Where are Griggs and Rickert? This is such a confusing image.

Did you know Marcus had dinner with Miyazaki once?

Cos I remember this time he was having dinner with Miyazaki

~50 arrows

Hey guys, I need some advice on ganking invaders.

As you all might know, if you leave a sign, chances are you're gonna be summon to a gank squad.

I feel like I'm not very good at ganking reds. Most of the times, I just charge in head first and die first, too.

What are some advice you might have?

There's some ebig meme on Reddit saying that it can't be parried after 1.0.6.

I think it might be a translation error for Darkdrift.

Because
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G

Is there a legit way to get to this chest?

Given how chaotic invasions can get in DaS3, I think it's only fair that all parties can estus.

The only time i ever get parried is when im chasing someone and do a dashing attack
Every single time i see my opponent turn around and instant parry me

Ive yet to know how the fuck they do this

>Gwynevere is living the high life in god knows where while her little brother is eaten by a slime, and the older one is being murdered by an unkindled with far too much time on his hands

I know the lore is fucked in this game, but is there any translation or item description mentioning what happened to Thorolund?

Like it says Astora fell to ruin, and explains that Way of White shifted to Carim from Allfather Lloyd, but no mention of what happened to Thorolound.