- Team Patrick has won the latest NA and EU Splatfest! - Team Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri has won the latest JP Splatest! - Splatoon will have a festival named Gachibon at Nico Nico Super Conference's Ultra Music Festival on April 29th and 30th, including a tournament, a Bon Festival, and, on April 29th, a live performance by the Squid Sisters! For more details, see: pastebin.com/CyN4Kqxi
>putting the Discord in the OP Cancer go and stay go.
Josiah Long
She'll never win ANY Splatfest again.
Colton Wilson
...
Chase Phillips
I want to bully Callie and see her cry
Kevin Stewart
Fuck off kid. It's just a link that doesn't concern any of us, grow up already.
Daniel Sanders
If it doesn't concern us, it shouldn't be in the OP squid.
Benjamin Wright
Why don't you make a new thread and cry about it there then. You big bitch baby.
Parker Perez
Marie: "Everything's going according to plan."
Noah Clark
>this is the kind of person who circlejerks in the Discord
John Perry
Trips confirm
Nathan Carter
I have never been to the discord. I'm just sick of people having hissy fits about the presence of a link that has no influence on the thread at all.
Isaac Hall
>Copying last thread's OP >Getting the previous thread wrong >Adding Discord
Actual previous thread:
Christopher Robinson
They might be a squid.
Joseph Rodriguez
If anything that's something to get upset about. What the fuck is this 'cross thread' nonsense?
Samuel Flores
Some new keychains are coming in july
1/2
Adam Evans
>(Cross-thread) It's not supposed to say that.
Dominic Flores
Hooray!
Christopher Sanders
2/2
MY NIGGAS, ANNIE IS ON A MERCH FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!S
Colton Green
Merch of Annie's non-existent puss puss when
Matthew Harris
puss puss and chemical burns for the first person who buys one and cums on it
Anthony Rivera
Got an E.T.A on that Woomyhud?
Michael Morales
If I wasn't poor... I'll thinks about it
Hudson Stewart
Poor Callie
Blake Hill
Oh shit i might have to pick some of them up.
Parker Barnes
What would you hang them from though?
Lucas Bell
waiting for the "But she won in Japan :^)" guy to show up
Landon Thompson
She may have won then, but she won't win again, FROM NOW.
Xavier Gray
And he's wrong?
Benjamin Lopez
...But she did?
Elijah Wood
Marie always cums first.
Jason Harris
confirmed mariefags will ignore facts in order to shitpost more
Ethan Brown
At least Mariefags have good taste
Charles Sullivan
wow that was the world's shittiest deflection
Caleb Martinez
No that was
Ryan Lewis
At least they're not race traitors.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Fair point.
Charles Morales
marie is one though, remember?
Jonathan Cruz
Which weapon would make the best dildo? If you had to put a weapon inside you, which would you choose?
Robert Torres
video games
Julian Adams
I'm not so sure about that, remember the Octopus in question for that Splatfest were for eating.
Gavin Ward
Dual Squelcher
Camden Cruz
>one for each hole naisu
Tyler Cook
>On the last day the Splatoon servers are up Marie splats Callie live on air and reveals that she was an Octarian all along >Splatoon 2 never happens
Lincoln Lee
>Implying Marie could do physically anything to best Callie in a close-quarters fight
James Richardson
>callie respawns >marie is arrested >anti-octoling sentiments are raised tenfold and the people work to finally end the octoling threat golden end
Ryder Campbell
fuck fuck fuck i need that callie marie and jelonzo
Carson Robinson
I'm really tempted to draw this but I know most would get all butthurt about it
Joseph Wright
Just draw it and post an imgur link to it.
Please
David Lopez
>tfw no depraved femanon with dual squelcher cosplay
Leo Martin
...
David Phillips
Oh, we have some depraved femanons alright. Unfortunately they appear to be femanons with dignity.
Ryder Allen
...
Ryder Ross
callie is guts and marie is griffith >one swings a giant ass hunk of metal around all day who doesn't notice the other is a huge asshole until a critical moment (naughty vs nice) >the other uses unfair ranged attacks and is also just a huge asshole
Brandon Long
>he thinks any of us have dignity
David Young
Hey now, Marie has a tight petite asshole!
She is a bitch though
Thomas Carter
ever heard of a hot dog in a hallway
Jayden Kelly
Oh yeah the puss puss is gaping but she has a strict no anal policy.
Aiden White
>Mariefags actually believe this
Ryder Foster
i wish i didnt have to read posts like this
Camden Morales
Meanwhile Callie is all about the butt fun. Nothing goes in the main door except fingers, tongues, tampons, and Marie's long rubber thing.
Brandon James
These are the most backwards posts I've ever read. Surely people can't actually believe these things.
Ian Williams
You're free to join the Discord at anytime if this isn't your scene
Dylan Perry
Girls that wear rompers love anal; it's a stereotype I don't even understand. But Callie wears rompers nonetheless.
Colton Rodriguez
that doesn't make it any less nonsensical
Alexander Edwards
What about it is nonsensical?
Adrian Russell
callie's not a degenerate, for one
Jeremiah Carter
Do you think she'd be lesbian then? Purest form of love after all.
Levi Ross
dunno being straight's not a degeneracy, could go either way
Julian Richardson
...
Carson Hernandez
>22 >C how
Alexander Bell
whenever he plays ranked his team is terrible
William Morris
I have alt accounts for solo weapon runs to S rank and I've seen people at C- who are around Level 50. As to how you can be that bad at the game I can't tell you.
Jeremiah Butler
In honesty I figure the purest purity would be to stay true to her sistercousinwife. Maybe Callie likes it in the bottom, doesn't mean she's a rectal whore. It's up to Marie where her fingers go.
Nicholas Mitchell
the poles are in and the results are... FOUR MORE YEARS OF WOAHKUN
Nolan Perez
What?
Aiden Ortiz
fuck off
Nicholas Gomez
I want to slip a pencil between Marie's tits
Logan Sanders
How much do you think she could hide in there?
Hunter Price
One small Callie.
Evan Cooper
An illegal immigrant
Aiden Cruz
my 9 year old cousin is level 32 and C- sometimes people just prefer turfwar
Anthony Hill
I want to put my cock on Callie's head while she's sleeping
Ayden Murphy
>we will never have a rapid blaster with inkstrike
Christian Turner
not with that attitude what weapons is everyone hoping for in may?
Alexander Wilson
a new zapper wonder what color scheme they would give a third one
Jeremiah Baker
i want to have sex with a sleeping callie with her consent beforehand
Gabriel Parker
I want to beat the shit out of foul bastards that desecrate a sacred sleepy squid.
Grayson Price
alternatively, what weapons do you expect in may? i'm going to be very surprised if there isn't a splat roller variant, and if not that then a carbon variant. none of them really need it though (especially the latter)
Colton Edwards
>W, well, user... If it's ever the middle of the night, and you feel like doing it... Feel free to, well, you know... You don't have to wake me up. In fact, I think I'd really like that... please don't trigger my obscure fetish like that