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>News

- Team Patrick has won the latest NA and EU Splatfest!
- Team Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri has won the latest JP Splatest!
- Splatoon will have a festival named Gachibon at Nico Nico Super Conference's Ultra Music Festival on April 29th and 30th, including a tournament, a Bon Festival, and, on April 29th, a live performance by the Squid Sisters! For more details, see: pastebin.com/CyN4Kqxi

>FAQ
-pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

>Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

>Official NA Tumblr:
- splatoonus.tumblr.com/

>Wiki:
- splatoonwiki.org/

>User Stats:
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

>discord
- discord.gg/0hRffD2svs54JJ8U

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Finally, a not shit OP.

Callie will never win NA Splatfest again

>putting the Discord in the OP
Cancer go and stay go.

She'll never win ANY Splatfest again.

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I want to bully Callie and see her cry

Fuck off kid. It's just a link that doesn't concern any of us, grow up already.

If it doesn't concern us, it shouldn't be in the OP squid.

Why don't you make a new thread and cry about it there then. You big bitch baby.

Marie: "Everything's going according to plan."

>this is the kind of person who circlejerks in the Discord

Trips confirm

I have never been to the discord. I'm just sick of people having hissy fits about the presence of a link that has no influence on the thread at all.

>Copying last thread's OP
>Getting the previous thread wrong
>Adding Discord

Actual previous thread:

They might be a squid.

If anything that's something to get upset about. What the fuck is this 'cross thread' nonsense?

Some new keychains are coming in july

1/2

>(Cross-thread)
It's not supposed to say that.

Hooray!

2/2

MY NIGGAS, ANNIE IS ON A MERCH FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!S

Merch of Annie's non-existent puss puss when

puss puss and chemical burns for the first person who buys one and cums on it

Got an E.T.A on that Woomyhud?

If I wasn't poor... I'll thinks about it

Poor Callie

Oh shit i might have to pick some of them up.

What would you hang them from though?

waiting for the "But she won in Japan :^)" guy to show up

She may have won then, but she won't win again, FROM NOW.

And he's wrong?

...But she did?

Marie always cums first.

confirmed mariefags will ignore facts in order to shitpost more

At least Mariefags have good taste

wow that was the world's shittiest deflection

No that was

At least they're not race traitors.

Fair point.

marie is one though, remember?

Which weapon would make the best dildo?
If you had to put a weapon inside you, which would you choose?

video games

I'm not so sure about that, remember the Octopus in question for that Splatfest were for eating.

Dual Squelcher

>one for each hole
naisu

>On the last day the Splatoon servers are up Marie splats Callie live on air and reveals that she was an Octarian all along
>Splatoon 2 never happens

>Implying Marie could do physically anything to best Callie in a close-quarters fight

>callie respawns
>marie is arrested
>anti-octoling sentiments are raised tenfold and the people work to finally end the octoling threat
golden end

fuck fuck fuck i need that callie marie and jelonzo

I'm really tempted to draw this but I know most would get all butthurt about it

Just draw it and post an imgur link to it.

Please

>tfw no depraved femanon with dual squelcher cosplay

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Oh, we have some depraved femanons alright. Unfortunately they appear to be femanons with dignity.

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callie is guts and marie is griffith
>one swings a giant ass hunk of metal around all day who doesn't notice the other is a huge asshole until a critical moment (naughty vs nice)
>the other uses unfair ranged attacks and is also just a huge asshole

>he thinks any of us have dignity

Hey now, Marie has a tight petite asshole!

She is a bitch though

ever heard of a hot dog in a hallway

Oh yeah the puss puss is gaping but she has a strict no anal policy.

>Mariefags actually believe this

i wish i didnt have to read posts like this

Meanwhile Callie is all about the butt fun.
Nothing goes in the main door except fingers, tongues, tampons, and Marie's long rubber thing.

These are the most backwards posts I've ever read.
Surely people can't actually believe these things.

You're free to join the Discord at anytime if this isn't your scene

Girls that wear rompers love anal; it's a stereotype I don't even understand. But Callie wears rompers nonetheless.

that doesn't make it any less nonsensical

What about it is nonsensical?

callie's not a degenerate, for one

Do you think she'd be lesbian then? Purest form of love after all.

dunno
being straight's not a degeneracy, could go either way

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>22
>C
how

whenever he plays ranked his team is terrible

I have alt accounts for solo weapon runs to S rank and I've seen people at C- who are around Level 50. As to how you can be that bad at the game I can't tell you.

In honesty I figure the purest purity would be to stay true to her sistercousinwife.
Maybe Callie likes it in the bottom, doesn't mean she's a rectal whore. It's up to Marie where her fingers go.

the poles are in
and the results are...
FOUR MORE YEARS OF WOAHKUN

What?

fuck off

I want to slip a pencil between Marie's tits

How much do you think she could hide in there?

One small Callie.

An illegal immigrant

my 9 year old cousin is level 32 and C-
sometimes people just prefer turfwar

I want to put my cock on Callie's head while she's sleeping

>we will never have a rapid blaster with inkstrike

not with that attitude
what weapons is everyone hoping for in may?

a new zapper
wonder what color scheme they would give a third one

i want to have sex with a sleeping callie with her consent beforehand

I want to beat the shit out of foul bastards that desecrate a sacred sleepy squid.

alternatively, what weapons do you expect in may?
i'm going to be very surprised if there isn't a splat roller variant, and if not that then a carbon variant.
none of them really need it though (especially the latter)

>W, well, user... If it's ever the middle of the night, and you feel like doing it... Feel free to, well, you know... You don't have to wake me up. In fact, I think I'd really like that...
please don't trigger my obscure fetish like that

when is the concert? is it being streamed?

live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv259702353
you need a nikoniko account to watch, but it's all in english if your ip is so it shouldn't be to hard

New e-liter

live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv259702353
here
the squid sisters concert is at 2:15 am est

thank you THANK YOU

Was going for at least one damage up and got trips. Should I keep it? I kinda miss the speed I used to have.

what were you looking for on the shirt, might be able to help you out

A new .52 Gal