League of Legends General - /lolg/

Singed's having a shield is fucking retarded

xth for purest form of love

Why do you want this shitty Mary Sue when we already have BEST Shurima girl?

HOLY SHIT I AM DOUBLE RETARDED

OLD:

what do trundle's butt and balls smells like after a long day of hitting shitters haha asking for a friend i bet it smells good

>server is currently busy

Singed literally just got a new icon and skin on the PBE a few days ago.

WHAT THE FUCK COME ON

>Server busy

xth for being alone

>SERVER IS CURRENTLY BUSY PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER

>the server is currently busy, please try again later

just cuck my shit up

And now its dead

At 1k in queue

>server is currently busy

FUICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

please stop

Taliyah

who wants to gift me large amounts of rp so i can buy champions/skins/exp boosters/ip boosters

summoner name is Qoolio
server: North America

if you dont want to gift me rp, still buddy me so we can play together if you want

I wanna fuck Gnar.

xth for WHAT THE FUCK DO THOSE SPEECH BUBBLES SAY

is he shocked because she has a dick

Xth for Leona

>every thread ever consists bitching about how League is a shit and dying game
>server suddenly down for 1 hour
>everyone collectively loses their shit

what's wrong with being in love with your main

or is it the picture you can't stand

hello stream for me

yeah man how much you need

Xth for I'm about to hop into ranked and play tristana adc for my last promo to Diamond 2

Moar?

ARE THE SERVERS STABLE AGAIN? CAN i PLAY NORMALLY NOW?

1st for me

her
>My 15 inch penis has slain 12 men who were unprepared so you had better brace yourself but I am going to fuck you anyway even if it kills you

him
>I didn't ask for this

Does Bandlebro truly commit to her profession and only play Yordles?

as much as you feel like donating to me

could be nothing could be 50$

shhhhh keep the meme that renekton falls off going

at least until i hit plat

>read NewNiggress246 story
>giant mary sue
>befriends fucking YASUO
>easily almost kills the guy that slaughtered most of his clan in self-defense
>easily almost kills the guy that is supposed to be one of the best swordsmen in Runeterra, if not the best
this isn't even what's worst
>SHE HELPS HIM WIN A FIGHT IMPLYING HE COULDN'T WIN IT HIMSELF

Whoever is fucking making these decisions in lore has to be fucking stopped. Did fucking IronStylus write this Mary sue shit up? A fucking 13 year old girl of nigress skin and a 'm-muh innocence' personality. Fucking tumblr fantasy.
Holy fuck.

...

you trolling or u actually know japanese?

LATER GATORS

>URF

i stopped the stream because i couldnt get past suwako. even though i beat her 10 times before

General build order?

Bandle's profession is being a great support, a friendly player and cute
You can literally climb through gold with anything
Don't know how windwall is going to stop an avalanche.

it's almost as if the person who posted it can't read Japanese

>that pic
dont do that to my buddy please...

she plays a lot of stuff

!!!

rekt

Wish she could commit to her profession as a cumdump and post her tits.

No but Trist/Lulu/Poppy account for her top 3 most played.

Calm your pants, Yasuo is lame anyway, she fucked up by NOT killing him.

I want to fuck Rengar

nop

The latter he doesn't actually say anything it's all Soraka dialogue I just added the Draven part for fun. She also has hearts at the end of the lines but "I'm going to fuck you until you die

League doesn't have lore stop complaining about this Mary Sue bullshit.

Is the server down or is it me?

>NewNiggress246

weldong are u able to play league i am in queue but ill pop out if you want to join

I want to mindbreak Rengar into a buttslut, giving his filthy ass to everyone in sight.
I hate him with a burning passion but he's hot.

If your client is saying unavailable just type " thereisnourflevel " and hit enter and you can use the launch button

im just getting busy server so im stuck playing jrpgs until i can get on, so it may be awhile friend sorry...

>The server is currently busy. Please try again later.

of course that's what it says why would he lie

>You will never build Wriggle's again.

oppai loli best oppai and best loli

>The server is currently busy.

>be away for a week
>come back
>suddenly am slaying shit going up 12/2 repeatedly
I should take more breaks.

jokes on you that's one of my fetishes shame there's very little art about this

oh, fair enough.
I enjoy ironic memery every once in a while, but to each their own
have a rare art

>Riot retconns lore
>OMG FUCK RIOT WHERE MUH LORE
>Riot continuously makes new lore to replace old ones
>lel what are you talking about there's no lore riot stopped caring

I want Kha'Zix to fuck me then devour me

l-lag... whatever i actually perfected border of extacy so now i can impress more people with my taiko skills.
play with viet guy and me once the servers get back on hes been bugging me all day for you

>Holding logins until platform is stable

I just reached gold again.

Give me memes to celebrate pls.

That he is. His butt is made for everyone.

SERVER'S UP

LOG ON FAGS

that only opens the client server is still busy

*a foul unwashed stench reaches you at the same time you hear a faint female roar in the distance*

DID SOMEBODY CALL?

*sucks all the fun from the game*

WHERE IS MY ESSENCE REAVER?

*belches, bits of creeps dangle from the sides of her mouth above her triple chin*

WAVECLEARING IS THE TRUEST TEST OF SKILL

*farts, likely shitting herself*

THE HIGHEST FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT IS ROTATIONS AND 70 MINUTES OF WAVECLEARING

*violently shits self*

I want to become a Zed main. Aside from the memes, how do I play with him?

Click R then any order of the three normal skills
Maybe use his shadows intelligently if you might have a problem or want to be flashy
Win

It can stop a budding galaxy sent out by Aurelion Sol in the form of his Q. It's supposed to block ANY projectile. It would have been a much better story anyway if he blocked the avalanche, saving the shrine.

still not funny.

You don't because he will be banned 95% of the games and fp'd the other 5% next patch.

>Didn't rename image
Wew lad

Also,
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Tiamat -> Cleaver -> Boots -> DMP/(ZZrot if snowballing) -> Armor/MR/Hydra -> Armor/MR/Hydra -> Situational

Game should be snowballing out of control by ZZ'rot portal purchase

So once this skin drops, will there be any reason to use any other Singed skin?

>there will never be a well made funsucker pasta post every again
>it will only ever be some scat fag complaining

We need more of it.

I always take my toll.

Paste "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru" into the chat before you kill someone with your ult

Fuck is this shit

you forgot to transparent a part on his head
and by mindbreaking i mean i want him to live for serving cocks and getting fucked in the ass like the filthy whore he is
i want kha'zix to lay his eggs inside my mancunt

>more esports shit shoved into client
fuck off riot

> Comparing game mechanics to what happens in the lore
They separated lore from the game.
If we used game mechanics to judge champion abilities in lore, Fizz is fucking stronger than Aurelion Sol
Also an avalanche is pretty different from a projectile.

Particles suck ass but I think they'll be fixed when the skin is released

That's one bitchin skin, and I already like plague doctors a lot. When does it arrive?

I'm gonna play with imthem first but ill be on for awhile today and tomorrow, just had a busy offday today