Dota 2 - /d2g/

Fear lost his way after being abandoned by Universe, plus he's kind of a shit support anyway.

PPD has been exposed.

Sumail only shows up half the time, he only has two modes: rape mode and cuck mode.

Aui is a terrible P1

Bulba thouhg

I am confused
d2g told me EG was the best team in the world

Awesome update. They added some stuff this time.

no matter the patch
no matter the meta
these fucking gooks always pick
>Bristle
>WD
>Ember
>TA
>Slark
>Jugg
>Warlock (If march is playing)

literally explain this dotards

>Implying you won't start convulsing like a fish out of the water

i wanna play dota but idk wat to pick

already got fat as sven and won a game

What is the literal point of shitposting? If you get banned you can't do anything.

so what game are you guys playing now that icefrog ruined dota?

kunkkkkkkka

new drake just dropped
t. artour

>When the enemy mid thinks they're allowed to sap xp

or you could just pick tusk

mid visage you square

tank meta is fun you memelord

how long can i keep this up?

>team likes picking heroes they're comfortable with

wAOW

NAVI IN 4 HOURS GET HYPED

3 more matches and the last one will be a difficult win

>When you finally accept that your lane is nothing but Lich's toy to use as he pleases

What if Enigma + Lich dual lane for no XP for the enemy

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I would but I feel like the more hyped I get, the more sad I am when they inevitably throw and lose one or more winnable games

What is a good hero for noobs

I understand the game but I can't play

>Heroes that are also shit

whats that hero you are personally really good at, then you spectate a friend's game where someone is playing them and all can do is go

First they came for Sniper, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not pick Sniper.

Then they came for Techies, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not pick Techies.

Then they came for Arc Warden, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not pick Arc Warden.

Then they came for my hero—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Haven't really watched the esports. Is anyone doing BH/Slardar+TA or something similar?

GIVE IT BACK, THIS ISN'T RIGHT! THAT WAS OURS

guys

why dont you pick me

you said youd pick me once i get buffs

He is still a win lane - lose game hero

also post the full image

pick the hero where you only press a

oh right mine is clinkz

Who's that

I literally do though
4 of the lowest pickrate heroes are in my most played
No discrimination here

if a team can consistently win with shit heroes i dont think it really matters

juggernaut

literally all you have to do is press q and r, that's it

I didn't fucking save it

The drawfriend made it yesterday, I'll ask for it if it pops up.
I asked for Carry WW farming in the background and she looks hilarious

>watch friend play hero you're really good at
>they're using your build

you only got some measly damage increase in stomp

and people are still not maxing it first

OUR GUY

IS CASTING

And to think there are people who think this ET in the picture looked better than the one we have now

why would you post the new LeL champ

is this some kind of pathetic attempt to get (You)s

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oh you mean like noone and nobody

>that CoL fight

ez

>Pick Lich
>Win the laning stage by cucking the enemy of half of the xp
>Lose anyway because memeback made all advantages irrelevant.

I will if you tell me how to play ET and win while doing so

Fuck you talking about
Visage hit a record at .99% pickrate yesterday

Literally how
he is strong as shit and he got buffed even further

micro is hard

RIP in pieces funbringer

I can still make out what's important

>not picking mana regen for free harass

m-muh micro
Also shitters don't take him mid to exploit his strengths
He also has no meme builds

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BACK IN AXETION

>put Bulba on team
>expect to win
I don't understand Peter

>no meme builds
>mjollnir

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axe is retarded to play and retarded to play against

I hated Invoker but this is worse

I used to play him often but I had a recent depressing game vs medusa and watched them turn to stone

there's "our guy"

our guy

OUR GUY

THE OUREST OF OUR GUYS

SACRED OUR GUYS

LEGENDARY OUR GUYS

and then there's

OUR

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andrew "best caster" "tobi a shit" "/d2g/s guy" campbell aka

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>try to memefight
>get memebacked

Like memery.

>Go to dotabuff to see pickrate of all dotos
>There is a 98% chance that a match will have at least one of the following : LC, Invoker, Pudge

Gentlemen how do we fix this

Is sad how easily you can forget how annoying some heroes are when they aren't trash

>play the game for longer than 25 minutes
>congrats you have beaten axe

Pick Lifestealer since he handle all of them

nothing wrong with pudge m8

>tfw you really like LC and play her pretty well in lane of course but literally 95% of LC players are AFK jungling retards

how do you think I feel when I enjoyed playing lich prior to this patch. Now I feel ashamed picking him.

Whoever got people thinking that jungle legion was ok needs to be shot, people really underplay how horrible it is to do

>Everybody bitches about BH and Spectre but no one complains about omni, who has +56% WR in the >5k mmr bracket

le supports cant be op fais

there is no fixing retardation

So now that the dust has settled, which tier is EG?

Solid tier 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=KsUZY6k8xB4
>tfw no zai to watch

>tfw can't play LC anymore because people expect me to jungle her

>tfw i'm an amazing LC but can't play her because my group is filled with shitters and need me to solo offlane

>these fucking 2k casters that don't know what lotus orb is for

this is not because he is op but because if picked right (look at his pick-rate) he will have a high impact

>30k net worth lead
>can't close the game out

NA dota everyone

Please enlighten us

it doesn't surprise me, im so far the only one ive ever seen building a lotus orb (im a 2k scrub), people seem so confused when their own spells kill them

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what is it with peru and picking slardar

They don't have a tier after like 3 games, neither do Secret.

adelaide?

>3ks insulting other people as 2ks

best STR hero of patch reporting in