/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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xth for red goku

xth for Vjera

wheres my bulge

hello
cat here

xth for everything's okay and no one was actually on fire

>still in denial about au ra having microdicks

Xth for all Male Elezens should be sad, other wise you're a homosex.

Who is this semen incubus

>implying all of the male races aren't micropenis

what's up cat

I want to rid Eorzea of furballs.

Smile. Do it.

Pick your boy.

?th for crushing lonliness.

Nothing wrong with being a homosex.

I can't smile anymore my man, I shouldn't
sometimes people deserve to be sad, I am those people.
I wish I was cool enogu hto kil lmyslef, that'd be pretty sick imo.

xth for mateus

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>that hawk is almost as big as you are
Amazing
All male Elezens deserve hugs and loving anime adventures.

That would be maximum overhomosex.

Hello cat. Stay fly

You know elezen can experience other emotions?
Also this

i wish you would do it too, since all you ever do is fucking whine about nonsense instead of fixing your shitty woe-is-me personality.

True, I';m too scared ot kill myself personality, but i welcome the concept of death and stuff. Like, if I was made into red cream cheese by a truck, then alright :ok_hands:
but like, I'm way too much of apussy to kil lmyself ;_;

The Roe is cute but I'd pick the Highlander.
I'm not really a fan of the highlights on that lizard, cat boys and Haurchefant's looks.
Pls

red are you min height?

I want it to carry me around but sadly that's just dreams.

I can't even make a joke about this I'm going to wallop you in the crotch with a plank of wood when I can next get on.

We can experience other emotions, such as mild annoyance.

is there anything xivg won't do

I am the maximum shortness, yes.

This is true

Minimum tallness is best

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Has anyone ever fantasia'd into an avatarfag?

kind of

Do you count 63?

Who are these two middle aged lesbian babes?

Just get a gun and shoot yourself, faggot.

Every iteration of the Reds has been at the absolute allowed minimality with all other meters like tails and ears jacked to the maximums.

THAT HAIR STYLE IS SOFUCKING TERRIBLE

That's fine, I'd like to talk to you more, youre a great guy, I love austirlaisn fucking koalos and WINNNNNNNNNNND TUNNEL

Fuck you nigger, I';ve called liek 3 different doctors wanting to fix my shit ,It's like I'm teying to get better and mentally healtheir, but they're all faggots, I'm triyng to not be a dperessed nigger. but ya know ,shit happens, I' msorry you feel that way towards me, I'm really not trying top be a huge faggot ,really I'm trying, but I am a huge faggot.

>140425580

This anima weapon thing is retarded. I think the worst part is all of the outside monsters getting in the way while I'm trying to do these FATEs. Why can't they make it so that syncing to a FATE makes outside monsters leave you alone. This is the least fun I've had playing a game in a long time.

So wait, what exactly is your problem?
Like, you're just sad? Man the fuck up you baby.

(I'm sorry.)

Roes and highlanders are the only acceptable men in this game.

I haven't used it in like 2 years it's ok

What does it mean when someone /grovel in front of you?

>Change my character's hairstyle from the usual
>Can't shake this weird feeling away

Adapting to change is hard.

>tfw can't pick a good hairstyle and color

The relic quest involving dead and just tedious content such as FATEs is bad enough, honestly.

but like, sad is a psyholgicial thing, yhou can't jst be like "man ,im not gonna be a faggot pussy today!"
but lke, I don't believei n pills or therapy either,
Like I dunno my man
I love you, I don't even know you, but like, im sure we'd be great friends, or some shti like that.

But I'm just a depressed sack of shit ,since I;'m a huge faggot nigger or somethin but like, Normaly I'm a great guyh, honeslty, I promise.
I just wish I wasnt a depressed sack of shit since I'm a huge pussy or something.

Alsop captcha are hard.

It could be an apology, or it could be acknowledging you as the high dungeon master of the kingdom.

Either they're:
>Thanking you
>Respecting you
>Are being shameless towards you
>Begging for something

>high dungeon master of the kingdom.
but im half naked

Correct answer. Stay after class for extra credit.

Cute :3

please be male

Good job me on misquoting.`

To me it sounds like you have a typical first world attention whoritis.
You think depression is something new in this world? You think it makes you any special?
Like 80% of the people here are depressed but you don't see them constantly shitting out their "oh woe is me, I am SAD. PLEASE LOOK AT HOW SAD I AM"


And no, we could never be friends because I despise people like you. Your problems are meaningless and your inability to just fucking deal with it makes you nothing more than a waste of atoms.

JPs pls stop sexualising taters

There aren't enough rugged handsome bearded highlanders in the game.

wtf happened to you and why are you drinking?
You're a chill dude, you should return to chill

Stay cool /xivg/

How's that relic going btw?

3/4 on main items, got's all the oil for next step.

They wish to learn your mystical ways, wizard of the ninja tower.

I'm at 20/20/20/19 for unidentified items and I've got 3 oils, but I've been real lazy with oils.

Anyone want to aetherqueue or relax on Mateus?

Finished my 2nd hyperconductive because I'm a huge autist about unfinished quests in my log. This was actually like 6 days ago but WHATEVER

Drinking and posting is like drinking and texting. If you keep it up you're gonna really regret some of the shit you're going to say and you only have so much time to delete a post, my man. Go listen to some happy music and close your Veeky Forums tab.

I still need to do the dungeon run for my first one ;_;

What's your favorite area in the game, /xivg/?
Don't just give a region but a specific landmark.

I really like that isolated shack at Outer La Noscea called the Hermit's Hovel but a lot of people hang out over there these days.

>i might as well be a tower

straight catboys/male ra/midlanders

do they exist here? or is it all gayboys?

9 Unidentified Shells so far for me. I'm in a deep state of " So close yet so far "

I still need to do the Older relics for the title. I'm a sucker for titles and will do the new ones when they nerf it.

Grad a friend and do the first few unsynced.

Do you like big fat croc tails... on girls?

Hello, straight male Midlander reporting in.

I changed servers to play with some friends from another game, and theyre busy levelling to do endgame stuff. gonna be awhile before I have anyone to run this stuff with

You're the one taking pictures of them.

xth for no moogle boyfriend armcandy

My private house.
I'm not disclosing any of my other AFK spots because you people will ruin them.

Would you take a highlander instead of midlander?

>I'm in a deep state of " So close yet so far "
I hear you there. I'm feeling the exact same way with this Seed I need. I'm tossing up between attempting to clear A4 10 times via DF, or farming Esoterics via dungeons. Both are awful options.

but...you're gay?

I love all taters even the sloots

>tfw no hunky boyfriend in-game and in real life
UGHHH JUST KILL ME ALREADY

i wouldn't say i'm straight but i'm not a gayboy

Who said that? I didn't.

I'm here, but you'll have to put up with me wearing mustard colors on everything.

Why do Hyurs get the best Hempen underpants. I'm mad.

t. upset roe

What the fuck empty server is this?

Ah, that bites. Balmung maybe? I can help with a few if you like.

Eso is easy to farm though passively. Its Poets that are the real trial of my will. Opinions mind you.

Why do you ask?

That's for Highlanders, specifically. Midlanders get literal cycling shorts.

because the get the worst shirts

Who wants to know . . .

nah, tonberry. it's all good, i've always been slow with relics

are you the bully ra?

stop this terrible mustard color.

Muscles need to be freed and aired out.

It isn't empty that's just an angle of a place nobody goes to. Who talks to Rowena after the update when she got a big ol hut?

I see my axe.

>the worst shirts
>kinky harnesses

No im salty about that too. I want it.

STOP TALKING ABOUT FAGGOTS

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fine, take my shirt and pants you savage

I don't see anything of myself.

In Phantasy Star Online: Episode III, there was a FOmar named Billy Joe. Spontaneously, everyone created a Billy Joe clone with a spare character slot and flooded one of the lobbies with them.

>Moogles and Dragons beast tribe quests

I play with three straight au ra

>straight catboys
hue

I'm not sure if the older relics will be nerfed any further than they already are, but I agree. Some of the titles are really fuckin' cool.

Considering I have one, yes. Why? Wanna thwap each other?

>tonberry
The fuck m80, name? Are we already friends? Let's fuckin do em tonight!