/dg/-Destiny General

Fem Titan edition

Iron Banner is up
Saladman is selling Rockets and Autorifles
Drops from IB can reach 335

Nightfall - SABER with Trickle, Grounded, Small Arms and Chaff

Weekly Crucible - Mayhem Rumble

Challenge of Elders - Berserk, Catapult, Grenade Kill Bonus

Patch notes - bungie.net/en/News/Article/44609/
Known Issues with Update - bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/199894187/0/0

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I like this edition

>Fem Titan

>how fucked are we tho
depends on what we are
i'd be a bretty gud warlock, and i imagine the majority of people here would be too.
Scrawny, above average intelligence, reclusiveness, that sort of shit.
But really, running wont be an issue for anyone who can breathe, the ghost will probably remove lactic acid buildup and stop muscle cramps and burns

>Fem Titan edition
IM CALLING THIS ONE

>Scrawny, above average intelligence, reclusiveness, that sort of shit.
you should be a hunter Tbh

>femtitan

disgusting

also reminder to add this to the OP ironbanner.info/

>/dg/ being active post-April update was only for 2 weeks

>zippy leads an uprising of guardians from the digital age (us playing before it becomes a reality)
>we all run off shunned from the light of the traveler
>banned from the last city on earth by the speaker
>our population of rebels dies out fast since like 3 females have ever come here
>zippy takes smoky as his queen of the new regime
>stains tries to usurp the thrown with rockit brigade
>we have a civil war on our hunk of rock
>beg the speaker to just let us back in
>lol no

I've always been curious as to how being revived by a ghost might affect the biochemistry of the hosts.

>you should be a hunter Tbh
nigga i aint that athletic, i just run a couple miles every so often.
besides, i said reclusive, not autistic

I'd be revived as a titan master race because of my pure Slavic heritage and shoulders that could carry the world.

>revived 500 years from now in 2516 as a guardian

Holy shit
what if Destiny itself costs so much to play with all these shit DLC's for so much that they are actually using all the money to make the Guardian Program TM:They are actually researching a way to revive everyone who had a copy of Destiny in their home or requested them to be buried with it and re-worked our body to have the abilities of our mains to fight a similar foe

Were we to all become guardians we'd all be exiled for doing stupid shit with out abilities. Like playing Russian roulette and being rezzed if we blew out brains out

>Russian Roulette
I get it
>with TLW
Now we're talkin'

>they're monitoring players right now
>if you get revived or not is based on your k/d
Who not making it here?

I can think of someone

This is something guardians actually do though.

wew lad

>1.03
>enough to make it

nah famlam

it's not negative

desu i think no guardian actually lives long enough at a time for anything to be different.
I mean, if you're hungry, would you rather pay for food, or shoot yourelf in the head and be revived using your dead body and materials from the surroundings?
Running for long periods of time would mean the ghost would be removing lactic acid from your system to keep you going.
If you go a long time without dying, the ghost might keep removing free radicals from your system, or if it cant do that, introduce antioxidants to prevent long term genetic damage, because they ARE expecting you to live for a very long ass time here, they'd probably be constantly extending your telomeres, or alter your dna to where your telomeres are replenished by your body somehow, fuck if i know, but jellyfish and lobsters do it.
I gotta wonder if the nerves might be beefed up if they're to conduit for Light based abilities.
I mean, where is the Light stored before being released as a grenade or super?

ghosts have higher standards than that, 2.0 or you're staying a rotting corpse

if ghosts had such high standards then Nolan North would not be the voice actor

>actual biology
Guardians are more like golems or animated skeletons: they're powered by magic.

Am I in

the traveler was low on resources and picked nolan north

>implying
have you SEEN what goes on in the crucible?

also I think they only care for PvE k/d since we would be fighting monsters not ourselves

the crucible is not mandatory

>fem titan edition

THIS IS NOW A GORE THREAD

Dude, come on...

If that's the case you need to be able to kill your knight to be accepted as a guardian

ayy lmao

IT'S THE CLEANERS RUN!

>jiro
>killing his knight

>be ghost
>looking for guardian you can feel in your being is yours
>been looking for years
>have planned on how you'll take care of them and show them the light
>finally you find the dried bones of the one you'll call yours
>revive them
>not the best looking but you just know you'll make a great team
>you'll protect the city together
>you'll appease the traveler
>they got shot in the face by a dreg within the first 3 minutes
>you take them to crucible to train and get better gear
>.03 KD
>well no one is perfect...
>finally scrape by to the black garden
>feel something strange resonating from your guardian
>can it be?
>you've proven yourself so the traveler has woven their light into an exotic weapon
>it's a fourth horsemen
>you wish you would have died than revive your guardian

Good thing I not only kill mine but yours first

try harder/10
>replying to yourself

...

>yours

what are you insinuating?

>implying only one person thinks you're a shitter
How are you do delusional?

>its a shitposter keeps posting gore and doesn't get banned episode

>Scrawny, above average intelligence,

You're speccing your warlock wrong. Strength and dis is what matters.

>t.airplane mode

You're posting so fast you're making grammatical mistakes.

>pure Slavic heritage

They'd put you in a camp where you belong.

But what about muh supers?

I actually want to know what happened here, muscles and bone are very interesting to me.

where was my grammatical mistake?

>posted 14 seconds apart
Yeah, we're definitely the same poster. We - I mean I - posted first, then quickly went to airplane mode, switched it off, then typed a new reply and completed the captcha, within those 14 seconds.

Presumably the traveler used the midget when resources were low and then upgraded to a full size human when the resource situation improved.

You accidentally mispelled 'so'' as 'do' in ' How are you so dillusional'

it's not hard don't act like it is
>copy paste
>slide texting

that's a typo, not a grammatical mistake.

a 4% buff on auto rifles was a typo too

That was my 'grammatical' mistake. The captcha lone takes like ten seconds. There's literally no way to post so rapidly. Just accept we're different people you faggot.

QUICK, POST DESTINY WEBMS TO COMBAT THE GORE

you think people put that much effort in just to get at you? Boy you're the delusional one here.

'you'
literally posting as user to bite at me for no reason, end yourself joff

>supers ten seconds quicker
>preferable to bitchslap and infi-grenades

If you kill motherfuckers, it charges your support faster than INT.

Titans are the actual tech-mages, hunters are the ones who discover and integrate new magic, warlocks use the magic in its most raw and destructive form, that's why they're the best close-in fighters, they're fucking hardmen, not poofy bookworms.

The fact that you think I'm joff is pretty funny, do you have proof?

I'm not joff you fucking nigger.

>never used the suros scout from vanguard vendor
>try it out for shits

Is it just me or is this thing really good?

prove you're not
either way you're till shitposting

>Wew only joff could hate me
There are others

>prove you're not joff
Well, for one, I'm typing correctly and not in broken sentences.

Man you niggas complain about certain people but you're just as bad, just nameless.

Still not a reason to shitpost lies

lol dude you accuse people of being joff and we're supposed to prove that we're not? what fucked world do you live in? You get proof to back up your statements.

????
We're not tho you couldn't kill your knight

>user
literally no authority, also no one else is defending you, just stop.
You are joff on doubt

Well if you want to continue to make pointless accusations towards everyone please continue, you'll be the one that looks retarded in the end.

Me not killing my knights is also a pointless accusation

I'm not joff

but you didn't, this is backed up by multiple people

then why are you meming?
replying to yourself doesn't count, you were already disproven the night it went down

How was he disproven? And I'm not replying to myself.

someone posted the destinytracker in the thread proving you wrong, you should feel bad for lying terribly

>implying I would ever have 0 knight kills on hmkf

The green one?

Yeah, just never used a suroa scout before and gave it a whirl.

Feels like a poor man's mida, I'll have to keep an eye out at the gunsmith for an armsday version.

Well, you are a shitter. Anything is possible. Except you doing well, of course. Multiple people have supported the claim of you not killing your Knight. The tracker isn't the end all info. Hell, it said I had two Truth kills when I didn't even have a Truth.

According to the app, it's a slightly shit dis 47. Has slightly lower rof for the same impact.

Personally, not a huge fan of the archetype. The 43 is the same class as hung jury/VoC, and it's fairly popular.

>you are a shitter
coming from you this holds no water
>multiple people
only you and prince due to memes you wouldn't even shut up about it despite you watching me kill my own knight after I killed yours and you started bitching to me about it
>The tracker isn't the end all info
it's more accurate than your universal remote kills, use a different weapon for once I promise you can go positive with other things if you get good

Is anything other than what lord salad is selling dropping in the banner?

Wew edition

>Finally finished my First Curse
>Getting kill streaks out the ass with it

Holy fuck I love this thing

No, Bungie decided to not fix it

Kid if you still think I'm joff you're an idiot.

Then how are you so stupid to actually think I do not kill my own knight?

Just stop replying to him, there is no point in arguing with a shitposter

Only your rank 5 package.

You've raided with like over ten people these past two weeks. Others have confirmed about your lack of knight killing

>/dg/ - where you're either a shitter or a tryhard

This is such a terrible general, holy shit. It can't even be used for LFG posts anymore, even those cause shitposting.

Can we just rename it to Alpha Team general already? Because that's all /dg/ is now.

>no names or citations despite it obviously being full of shit anyways

Goodnight, unlike you I have things to do in the morning

>It can't be used for LFG
It might cause shitposts, but It's still better than destinylfg.

Nigga it's been this way since year one

So? It's only getting worse.

>jiro finally finsihed his autism attack over a fucking knight

fucking finally

Jiro is autistic but he's got nothing on you anonymous faggots who will attack anyone you deem a "shitter".

Tbh it stopped being funny teasing him about it the first two days, need to find something new now.

fuck off retard
if you're shit you get called out, deal with it

>if you're not perfect like muh alpha team you get called out

Fixed that for you.

That does not mean to keep on pestering someone so the thread gets shat up with two retards flaming for an hour.

How new are you?? Its been this way for a year now lol