>how fucked are we tho depends on what we are i'd be a bretty gud warlock, and i imagine the majority of people here would be too. Scrawny, above average intelligence, reclusiveness, that sort of shit. But really, running wont be an issue for anyone who can breathe, the ghost will probably remove lactic acid buildup and stop muscle cramps and burns
Robert Morales
>Fem Titan edition IM CALLING THIS ONE
Levi Phillips
>Scrawny, above average intelligence, reclusiveness, that sort of shit. you should be a hunter Tbh
>/dg/ being active post-April update was only for 2 weeks
Nathaniel Phillips
>zippy leads an uprising of guardians from the digital age (us playing before it becomes a reality) >we all run off shunned from the light of the traveler >banned from the last city on earth by the speaker >our population of rebels dies out fast since like 3 females have ever come here >zippy takes smoky as his queen of the new regime >stains tries to usurp the thrown with rockit brigade >we have a civil war on our hunk of rock >beg the speaker to just let us back in >lol no
Blake Bailey
I've always been curious as to how being revived by a ghost might affect the biochemistry of the hosts.
Adam Murphy
>you should be a hunter Tbh nigga i aint that athletic, i just run a couple miles every so often. besides, i said reclusive, not autistic
Gabriel Martin
I'd be revived as a titan master race because of my pure Slavic heritage and shoulders that could carry the world.
Jason Kelly
>revived 500 years from now in 2516 as a guardian
Holy shit what if Destiny itself costs so much to play with all these shit DLC's for so much that they are actually using all the money to make the Guardian Program TM:They are actually researching a way to revive everyone who had a copy of Destiny in their home or requested them to be buried with it and re-worked our body to have the abilities of our mains to fight a similar foe
Austin Allen
Were we to all become guardians we'd all be exiled for doing stupid shit with out abilities. Like playing Russian roulette and being rezzed if we blew out brains out
Nathaniel Campbell
>Russian Roulette I get it >with TLW Now we're talkin'
Henry Hughes
>they're monitoring players right now >if you get revived or not is based on your k/d Who not making it here?
Connor Peterson
I can think of someone
Anthony Hughes
This is something guardians actually do though.
Jeremiah Jackson
wew lad
James Flores
>1.03 >enough to make it
nah famlam
Jonathan Walker
it's not negative
Jordan Cook
desu i think no guardian actually lives long enough at a time for anything to be different. I mean, if you're hungry, would you rather pay for food, or shoot yourelf in the head and be revived using your dead body and materials from the surroundings? Running for long periods of time would mean the ghost would be removing lactic acid from your system to keep you going. If you go a long time without dying, the ghost might keep removing free radicals from your system, or if it cant do that, introduce antioxidants to prevent long term genetic damage, because they ARE expecting you to live for a very long ass time here, they'd probably be constantly extending your telomeres, or alter your dna to where your telomeres are replenished by your body somehow, fuck if i know, but jellyfish and lobsters do it. I gotta wonder if the nerves might be beefed up if they're to conduit for Light based abilities. I mean, where is the Light stored before being released as a grenade or super?
Jaxson Phillips
ghosts have higher standards than that, 2.0 or you're staying a rotting corpse
Dominic Ward
if ghosts had such high standards then Nolan North would not be the voice actor
Anthony Mitchell
>actual biology Guardians are more like golems or animated skeletons: they're powered by magic.
Connor Lewis
Am I in
Adam Turner
the traveler was low on resources and picked nolan north
Nicholas Diaz
>implying have you SEEN what goes on in the crucible?
also I think they only care for PvE k/d since we would be fighting monsters not ourselves
the crucible is not mandatory
Kayden Brown
>fem titan edition
THIS IS NOW A GORE THREAD
Lincoln Brown
Dude, come on...
Christian James
If that's the case you need to be able to kill your knight to be accepted as a guardian
Nathaniel Mitchell
ayy lmao
Jack Butler
IT'S THE CLEANERS RUN!
Christian Evans
>jiro >killing his knight
Logan Jenkins
>be ghost >looking for guardian you can feel in your being is yours >been looking for years >have planned on how you'll take care of them and show them the light >finally you find the dried bones of the one you'll call yours >revive them >not the best looking but you just know you'll make a great team >you'll protect the city together >you'll appease the traveler >they got shot in the face by a dreg within the first 3 minutes >you take them to crucible to train and get better gear >.03 KD >well no one is perfect... >finally scrape by to the black garden >feel something strange resonating from your guardian >can it be? >you've proven yourself so the traveler has woven their light into an exotic weapon >it's a fourth horsemen >you wish you would have died than revive your guardian
Ryan Williams
Good thing I not only kill mine but yours first
try harder/10 >replying to yourself
Asher Allen
...
Easton Brown
>yours
what are you insinuating?
Ryan Hughes
>implying only one person thinks you're a shitter How are you do delusional?
Kayden Richardson
>its a shitposter keeps posting gore and doesn't get banned episode
Gabriel Nguyen
>Scrawny, above average intelligence,
You're speccing your warlock wrong. Strength and dis is what matters.
Matthew Bailey
>t.airplane mode
You're posting so fast you're making grammatical mistakes.
Carter Harris
>pure Slavic heritage
They'd put you in a camp where you belong.
Henry Lopez
But what about muh supers?
Anthony Davis
I actually want to know what happened here, muscles and bone are very interesting to me.
Aaron Cruz
where was my grammatical mistake?
Dylan Price
>posted 14 seconds apart Yeah, we're definitely the same poster. We - I mean I - posted first, then quickly went to airplane mode, switched it off, then typed a new reply and completed the captcha, within those 14 seconds.
Kayden Johnson
Presumably the traveler used the midget when resources were low and then upgraded to a full size human when the resource situation improved.
Levi Flores
You accidentally mispelled 'so'' as 'do' in ' How are you so dillusional'
it's not hard don't act like it is >copy paste >slide texting
Zachary Anderson
that's a typo, not a grammatical mistake.
Jonathan Hill
a 4% buff on auto rifles was a typo too
Levi Walker
That was my 'grammatical' mistake. The captcha lone takes like ten seconds. There's literally no way to post so rapidly. Just accept we're different people you faggot.
Landon Murphy
QUICK, POST DESTINY WEBMS TO COMBAT THE GORE
Kayden Baker
you think people put that much effort in just to get at you? Boy you're the delusional one here.
Evan Turner
'you' literally posting as user to bite at me for no reason, end yourself joff
Jonathan Martin
>supers ten seconds quicker >preferable to bitchslap and infi-grenades
If you kill motherfuckers, it charges your support faster than INT.
Titans are the actual tech-mages, hunters are the ones who discover and integrate new magic, warlocks use the magic in its most raw and destructive form, that's why they're the best close-in fighters, they're fucking hardmen, not poofy bookworms.
Charles Brooks
The fact that you think I'm joff is pretty funny, do you have proof?
Austin Sullivan
I'm not joff you fucking nigger.
Jack Peterson
>never used the suros scout from vanguard vendor >try it out for shits
Is it just me or is this thing really good?
Ryder Lee
prove you're not either way you're till shitposting
Luke Wright
>Wew only joff could hate me There are others
Angel Diaz
>prove you're not joff Well, for one, I'm typing correctly and not in broken sentences.
Austin James
Man you niggas complain about certain people but you're just as bad, just nameless.
Jayden Taylor
Still not a reason to shitpost lies
Oliver Perry
lol dude you accuse people of being joff and we're supposed to prove that we're not? what fucked world do you live in? You get proof to back up your statements.
Luke Bell
???? We're not tho you couldn't kill your knight
Gabriel Smith
>user literally no authority, also no one else is defending you, just stop. You are joff on doubt
Colton Turner
Well if you want to continue to make pointless accusations towards everyone please continue, you'll be the one that looks retarded in the end.
Brayden Fisher
Me not killing my knights is also a pointless accusation
Ayden Ramirez
I'm not joff
Justin Ortiz
but you didn't, this is backed up by multiple people
Parker Price
then why are you meming? replying to yourself doesn't count, you were already disproven the night it went down
Alexander Sullivan
How was he disproven? And I'm not replying to myself.
Asher Thompson
someone posted the destinytracker in the thread proving you wrong, you should feel bad for lying terribly
>implying I would ever have 0 knight kills on hmkf
Luke James
The green one?
Hunter Peterson
Yeah, just never used a suroa scout before and gave it a whirl.
Feels like a poor man's mida, I'll have to keep an eye out at the gunsmith for an armsday version.
Josiah Ross
Well, you are a shitter. Anything is possible. Except you doing well, of course. Multiple people have supported the claim of you not killing your Knight. The tracker isn't the end all info. Hell, it said I had two Truth kills when I didn't even have a Truth.
David Brooks
According to the app, it's a slightly shit dis 47. Has slightly lower rof for the same impact.
Personally, not a huge fan of the archetype. The 43 is the same class as hung jury/VoC, and it's fairly popular.
Nicholas White
>you are a shitter coming from you this holds no water >multiple people only you and prince due to memes you wouldn't even shut up about it despite you watching me kill my own knight after I killed yours and you started bitching to me about it >The tracker isn't the end all info it's more accurate than your universal remote kills, use a different weapon for once I promise you can go positive with other things if you get good
Parker Robinson
Is anything other than what lord salad is selling dropping in the banner?
Kayden Torres
Wew edition
Cooper Perry
>Finally finished my First Curse >Getting kill streaks out the ass with it
Holy fuck I love this thing
Connor Parker
No, Bungie decided to not fix it
Levi Collins
Kid if you still think I'm joff you're an idiot.
Jose Sullivan
Then how are you so stupid to actually think I do not kill my own knight?
Oliver Jackson
Just stop replying to him, there is no point in arguing with a shitposter
Andrew Ward
Only your rank 5 package.
Brody Morris
You've raided with like over ten people these past two weeks. Others have confirmed about your lack of knight killing
Bentley Kelly
>/dg/ - where you're either a shitter or a tryhard
This is such a terrible general, holy shit. It can't even be used for LFG posts anymore, even those cause shitposting.
Can we just rename it to Alpha Team general already? Because that's all /dg/ is now.
Wyatt Young
>no names or citations despite it obviously being full of shit anyways
Goodnight, unlike you I have things to do in the morning
Dylan Wood
>It can't be used for LFG It might cause shitposts, but It's still better than destinylfg.
Julian Young
Nigga it's been this way since year one
Joseph Ward
So? It's only getting worse.
Camden Torres
>jiro finally finsihed his autism attack over a fucking knight
fucking finally
Joseph Green
Jiro is autistic but he's got nothing on you anonymous faggots who will attack anyone you deem a "shitter".
Landon Martinez
Tbh it stopped being funny teasing him about it the first two days, need to find something new now.
Nicholas Jackson
fuck off retard if you're shit you get called out, deal with it
Samuel Torres
>if you're not perfect like muh alpha team you get called out
Fixed that for you.
David Powell
That does not mean to keep on pestering someone so the thread gets shat up with two retards flaming for an hour.
Nolan Baker
How new are you?? Its been this way for a year now lol