/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

post dancer or thicc

first for onlyafros sexc trap legs

Has literall piss and shit in the pants according to description, noobs love it cause you find it early on and the helm is a Kylo Ren reference from Star Wars.

>Stalking an obvious new/bad player with Obscuring Ring
Muh dick.

So we're all agreed that the official /ourbros/ ranking is:

Afro > ENB > DSP > Vaati

Right?

>when you realize that you are not meant to fight the 12 jailers at the bottom of the dungeon, you are meant to release that lone cross wearing crazy guy who comes out and rapes all the jailers
>On my FOURTH playthrough

FUCK YOU I JUST TRIED THIS AND IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT

>bleed resin
why not turn on infinite health you fucking casual

Been co-oping with a buddy, running a pure int and pure faith build.

Our names are masa and mune.

REGULATION 1.06
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>invaders complain about ganks
>slap on dried finger
>give invaders the 1 on 1 they desperately long for and complain for
>the invader does nothing but try to run away

do you throw dung pies at them too?

>invaded by dark spirit Aslatiel of Mira
ho boy

Who is Kylo Ren?

>Tfw you finally parry this shit
Feels good.

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I agree with this list

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Why am I not on the list?

Is the new balance patch on PC yet?

Are people still playing SotFS on PC? I've just finished playing through DS3 and I'm aching for more.

Well done

>hosts complain about invaders running away
>invade
>the host rolls in circles around the bonfire summoning phantoms

so i can just kill leonhard early for his armor, right?

i dont want his shotel or the miracle

I like vaati, why does no one like vaati?

so is way of blue completely fucking worthless? I was stuck in a 2v1 with farrons watchdogs for 5 minutes before managing to kill one and die to the other. didnt get a sentinel the entire time. what gives?

play normal DaS/DaS2, SoTFS is abysmal

Xth for writefag with nobody to make requests

please im so lonely

t. infernoplus

SotFS is the definitive version of DS2, cuck.

How do i invade? I'm at the swamp and if i invade there everyone has 2 summons +1 blue sentinel.

Same shit in fucking undead village. The only place to invade is the first bonfire in UV or the first one in Lothric.

Best farming spot for cath knight stuff? I thought deacons bonfire and then just run and kill them but it seems like the priest dudes might get in the way?

I've already played every game to death except for SotFS

Maybe you just didn't invade a person who has been complaining about invaders running away.
It's almost like people are different and have different opinions, and that one person does not speak for all people.

>Twinswords

spotted the faggot

he stole our memes and became rich off them

>writefag
git gud

and justin bieber/kanye west is the definitive version of music

play them to death more
alternatively, play lords of the fallen, it's complete trash but still better than SoTFS

PS4 fight club guys. Are you still here or have we given up?

>buffed twinswords
>complaining about the anime sword
On another note, I was really scared to try and parry it at first, but getting a partial on it does barely any damage. Not to mention the parry window is generous as all fuck

totally can. I did, felt good man. Only problem is his mask has a short neckline so it sometimes looks like it's too small on you depending what chestpiece you pair with it

i've made a terrible mistake

Oh my god... I want to cry.
>42 ears
>can't turn them in because I went retarded and killed sirris for her armor

How could I be so stupid and forget about that? The fuck do I do now?

>Vaati stole most of his shit
That doesn't surprise me in the least.

>tfw played ds1 for the first time 2 weeks ago and beat ng+3 times already waiting for ds2 sale

i aint gonna play 40€ for a 4 year old game wow

>tfw aussie
>trying to invade anyone

sorry

left click, shift+right click, shift+left click

Some people hate him because he's popular, other people hate him because his videos have gotten trash, others hate him because none of his content is original (and yet he makes lodes-a-money)

its not even good armour

NG+ i guess

Remember to always rush for the Dreamchaser's Ashes, turn them in, reset Firelink and receive Darkmoon Loyalty before you do retarded things.

>tfw they don't carry over to NG+
Sorry bud you fucked up.

i maxed rosaria, moundmakers and aldritch as an ausfag
wasn't that bad

Did they patch boss souls dupping parry glitch?

>get invaded
>pop dried finger and start summoning in mad phantoms
>everyone turns on me
Mistakes were made

I'm australian and I get plenty of farron invades

NG+ buttbaby
if you already have darkmoon loyalty it's no problem, if not you're fucking retarded
rewards are trash other than the ring nayway

Yes

Here dude.

SotFS was still pretty active the last time I checked. Ignore the dude who told you to go with vanilla, vanilla DS2 has been dead for a long time.

How do I time the caestus parry? :^)

Noone? What stat should I level now?

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>have bad internet
>see people parrying extremely easily in pvp videos
>try it
>nothing but partials
>try it offline
>do it every time
>try it again in pvp
>nothing but partials
>watch pvp videos to make sure i'm not missing something
>they're doing it the same time i am

living in a rural area with a 100KB/s internet connection is fucking trash, and I've resorted to pancaking people with greataxes

I am playing alone. I've never once summoned a phantom. They just run away because "hehe arent i wacky :^)" and then would probably go on reddit and complain about Seed of the Giant when they are being passive fucks hiding in enemies. I'm offering a chance for them to fight, and they behave like the very sort of people that ends up complaining about shit.

I'm an invader myself, I've got close to 230 hours in the game and most of those hours are just invasions. I would be so happy if someone just decided to slug it out with me at the bonfire, one on one.

If it were up to me, when you get invaded every summon sign but mound makers would disappear.

C-CUTE

press L2 fifteen times

without looking at your image, endurance
after looking at your image, I recommend hanging yourself, then respeccing and leveling endurance

What's a good area that has a high place that can see the rest of the area? I basically want to do this:
>Pop dried finger
>Pop giants seed
>Wear obscuring ring
>Use chameleon
>Watch the madness

What do you expect? He's named after a Zelda character and the way /v/ calls video games "vidya."

He's literally a /v/irgin who just collated all the theories that /v/ had back in the Dark Souls days into a video series to get famous. He has a trip. He knows of /dsg/.

How does the password matchmaking "downscaling" thing work?

Does it just reduce your damage output and health if you're overleveled, or does it actually reduce your stats?

Could I show up in a level 10 friend's game and still cast high end sorceries?

Does it work for PvP?

Has ENB done a blind DS3 run yet? It always triggers me how he already knows what's ahead and has prior knowledge of the areas, items, enemies, etc.

I picked up the Gotthard yesterday night and really enjoy them.

The rolling L1 is pure cancer tho I'll admit it.

>it's a host is hiding somewhere in a seeded forest episode
Anything to do except black crystal out?

/dsg/ help
i'm about to make my fourth character
i have 70 hours played total
low level pvp and building lore-plausible characters is so much fun
and i haven't even finished the game yet
why has god forsaken me

T inswords are the ultimate parry bait next to straight swords

So i am level 75 at Watchers of The Abyss and they are still raping me. Am I still too low level to do this? Is this some late game area I can access early like New Londo in ds1

Anyone on PS4 willing to pass me the Pale Shade of Londor set.

Doing a londor, lord of hollows playthrough and would dig the armour for rp

Don't fucking mess around like that. I'm at a fragile state as it is.

he's doing it now
he can't even talk about lore because he knows nothing yet so it's just him bumbling around like a retard

>being above SL30 when fighting the abyss watcher

literally get gud

I'm wondering whether this is any good for the area outside the cathedral of the deep due to the endlessly spawning zombies. Pretend you're some kind of fucking necromancer or some shit. Poor man's gravelord and whatnot.

Okay I'll level up endurance for more stamina cheers

Who's Noone?

>>Wear obscuring ring
>>Use chameleon
isn't using these combined a bad idea

>walk closer to area
>object suddenly pops into vision
>stepping away makes it disappear

would be better to just do curl up or starfish if you want to use obscuring

health, damage done, damage reduction is all reduced as far as I can tell
if I'm supposed to believe some user, he says you're worse than someone natively at that level
yes
yes

If people can't beat the rolling L1 they deserve what they get. Its incredibly easy to parry or outrange

Are there more pieces of equipment like crown of dusk that alter stats?

I would say Anor Londo, but that area is full of fightclubbers.

Undead settlement could kind of work, I guess?

this wtf

Get the dogs. Dorner isn't escaping us in the woods this time.

>active parry frames end while enemy is still rolling
>successful parry
Holy shit souls pvp is so bad.

>no Gaungade

goto statue that turns hollows to human but pay sinners costs so she re appears

Literally uploading every day for the last 2 weeks. Completely blind. Trouble is, DaS2 conditioned him to summon Phantoms for Questline purposes. So he summoned for Abyss Watchers.