Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/687
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

Buffs when?

Early thread, janitor who is a dotard PRUNE?

as in you pruned 2 of my fucking threads for being 5~10 posts early because you need the 'glory' and 'notoriety' of posting an anonymous fucking thread and getting your little image and zinger at the top for all these redditors to see?

PRODUCTION VALUES

Might be the best lan I have ever watch.

>Slav LANs

Calm down.

Why are these alleged pros so bad at dota?

>pick drow
>lose game

NICE
LAN
LADS

Too fucking early idiot

Game 3!

so.. POST LEWDS.

Calm down? I spend 10 minutes making pic related in paint so that for once we can have a non-anime thread and janitor prunes evertime because of some bias. Do you really need validation this badly? if so i feel fucking bad for you along with your anime buddies who are now
fucking filtered

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS SO EARLY FUCKING DOTARDS THE OLD THREAD WONT SUDDENLY FUCKING IMPLODE BECAUSE WE HIT 750 STUPID DUMB FUCKS IM FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

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That pic looks like ass desu

never is too early to stick your stincky cock inside the inviting wet warm mouth of traxex

b-b-but if I don't someone else will and my shitty meme OP won't get seen!

>be pro player
>don't know vlads doesn't work on illusions
>don't know guardian greaves can be rearmed
>don't know how to 3-hit shadow walk
>don't know how to sof bolas

>come back to dota to see if it's better after the spectre invoker shit patch
>+200 in 2 days

Seems like my kind of patch

OD swearing there it seems he doesn't like whats going on

nth for your waifu is shit

>That webm at the top of dota2smut

hnngh

just go back to readit

OPs should be random dota pictures not a memecollage some autistic fag made on mspaint

You think Lina knows whose cock she's sucking?

the pink part at the bottom of lanaya-chan's penis that looks like bubblegum ruins it for me

Reminder that 0-0-3-1 echo sabre battlefury juggernaut is the new hotness
Thank me later for the ez +25

wow megumin is cute

>WAKE UP
>NO HATS

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BATTLE PASS VALVE REEEEEE

TEMPO CONTROLLER

Post favorite panelist!

I think it's because she has a horsecock for some reason

Holy shit is she like 3 meters tall?

Probably not, that girl only cares about slurping on a stinky dick, she doesn't care to whom it belongs. A literal slut. I feel sorry for Lanaya, hope she doesn't catch any STD from that.

NEIGH

This guy shows up to your lane to infect you with AIDS.

What do you do?

>be 3k
>get invited to host every major tournament because you have a vagina

Lanaya is clean she isn't that filthy sweaty slut Tresdin.

Yes.

Here she is next to a normal sized woman

Sheever is a shining example of what you can accomplish with connections, a vagina, and no talent.

Sheever is TALL! Also best dota host.

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God Fwosh is so fucking cute.

[Heavy Breathing]

CAN THIS FAGGOT STOP BREATHING INTO THE MIC

i want to fill sheever with my seed

what connections does she have? i dont mind her because she doesnt seem like the feminist type, even though shes clearly not as good as the other talent and hired for gender diversity.

Toby Dawson @TobiWanDOTA 17m17 minutes ago
Really happy I was spared the WePlay LAN, work hard through their whole qualifier just to be left high and dry.

>you will never eat Sheever's pussy under the table while she's streaming

sucks off LD

no

kill yourselves horse lovers

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why are they playing in such an awesome venue and its totally empty?

post the ld webm

should i buy hacks for dota?

Why is Slardar suddenly first pick/ban?

because nobody gives a fuck about tier-3 tournament with tier-3 teams playing in it

Because Dota 2 is a dead game.

Tobi is so based

Oversaturation :^)

respect ban against EW who ran it with great success

cema is asking them to play something else basically

>buy Midas in pubs
>never lose because pub teams don't know how to end early and memeback saves me

Someone link the sheever bending over webm

When even Na'Vi can't save your shitty tournament in Slav land on a brand new patch you know you fucked up hard.

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thats not sheever family

Maybe Navi shouldn't have been shit.

>1 ranged hero on vega
wew nice losses nerds

bulba though

kek

repoted

Wait, e wolves won the second game? Wtf happened

CK happened

>it's Korea vs Peru Dota 2 LAN

ukrainians are too busy killing each other

They picked Drow, a hero that will never be buffed enough to be good.

cant believe that we actually see this scenario happens

I wish earthshaker/sand king would get picked in competitive, feels like I haven't seen em in a year +

Imagine being ODPixel.

>Slacks is a sub for DC

So how bad is he?

He's good enough to be a sub for the best NA team.

>that ugly horse face

thank god I'm not ODreddit

DC is a meme team

So, these are all my low prio games where I went afk and only occasionally alt-tabbed into Dota 2 to move towards the creepwaves so I don't get autokicked.

1 down, 4 to go.

why would you do that? lpq games are literally better quality than standard unranked.

yea you really made sure not wasting your time with that strategy

What hero should I pick when I want to kill myself?

Storm

abaddon, so you can literally kill yourself.

take him offlane, go phase > vlads > sny > aghs and collect free mmr.

>you are the only consistent

some weeb hero like Lina

[muffled "Dudester!" in the distance]

Frogposters getting BTFO

WHats d2g's general opinion on views?

Only faggots listen to hiphop desu

ded game

>have no impact on the game
>lose
what did you expect?

I have no idea what the fuck that means at all but ok.