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>Fates FAQ (Please read before asking dumb questions)
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>FE Mobile Announcement
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>Map Pack 2 Announced
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What the hell did you put inside my cookie, Dwyer?

>Selena gets two threads in a row
Why even live

hoshido ruined this bird's life

Terrible pairing

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That's Severa.

So are the scramble dlcs going to be part of the 3rd map pack?

I love seeing an image I made reposted.

What are Gregor and Marth doing there?

It's a bumfuck ton of text to translate so they probably want as much time as possible to work on it, which is why they prioritized releasing Heirs of Fate first, while stretching it out to one map at a time over 6 weeks.

Who's more attractive?

Who's got the bigger penis?

Crashing the party.

Is there anything worse than a nohrian?
____no

So, what series would you like to see crossed over with Fates via DLC.
I'd like to wield the Monado against Anankos.

>Love the Way You Lie is on the radio
What ship would this song apply to?

British cooking Shaq

With no survivors.

I want you to know I quite literally laughed out loud when I saw it.

Ryouma > Xander for attractiveness.
Xander > Ryouma for dick size.

Flora did nothing wrong

I-I want to smell Dwyer...

*sniff* *sniff*

Corrin obviously.

Hoshidans.

>Which royal is the most attractive
The answer is always Nohr unless it's Elise/Sakura.

Post observations.

I found out that the Tomes/Scrolls that halve Magic upon use work best for mixed attackers. I used Ginnungagap with Hayato as a Dark Knight, his Magic got halved, then switched to an Axe Splitter next turn, and after attacking, his Magic returned to normal. So all it required was that I attacked again with some kind of weapon, rather than attacking with a Magical weapon again. Grandmasters would also work well with this.

Perhaps not, but her bitter fanbase did.

Would you?

>Playing with Femui's unconscious body

Lewd

Severa is ____.

Xander is more attractive
Ryoma has a 3 foot long dick

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Xander.

Dead in my file

>3 foot long dick

So Ryoma has a nigger centaur's dick?

nah

Just started conquest, I'm not sure what boon/bane to take on my main character. I heard Cavalier was good, so I might try that, which boon/bane would you recommend?

A playable character in Fire Emblem Awakening for the Nintendo 3DS who later returned in the next installment in the franchise, Fire Emblem Fates for the Nintendo 3DS under a different name as an enemy in the "Birthright" path and as a playable unit once more in the "Conquest" and "Revelation" paths.

Ryoma is hotter. Xander has a bigger dick.

However Ryoma can channel lightning through his dick.

I use the same with silvers and bolt naginatas for my falcos and great masters. They can also switch to healing to lessen the penalty.

Nothing bad. Milk, sugar, chocolate chips, Quaaludes

Cutest mamui family

+mag-lck for levin sword shenanigans

Why is Ice!Kana hanging out with Water and Shitgure? Babysitting?

Felicia is the cutest! She has brought me happiness i have never felt before! She is the only thing i could ever need! My life wouldn't be worth living without her! She gets me through every single day! I love Felicia!

Won't the magic sword run out at some point?

They should have a sword fight to decide

Felicia's butt is pretty damn large.

Would you marry a huge tsun?

Ryoma is longer, Xander has more girth.

>Xander is European
>Ryoma is Japanese

Clearly Ryoma's maximum girth and length when erect can't even compare to a flaccid Xander penis.

I'd kill her. Giantess a shit and so is her.

Thanks for the Azura!Rhajat!Kana pic!

But that is a normal size Severa, compare the apple and pillow.
Lucina and Falchion are just shrunken.

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I like Hana

Xander has a tiny penis because he's modeled after a Greek statue.

Bruh, weapons have infinite durability in Fates.

>this is what manlets believe

die

I will pet her head, tell her what a good sister she is and give her lots of sweets, then I'll bully her when she gets fat.

ryouma

Fuck all this gay shit.
A better question would be this:
Which one of the royals do you think has masturbated to Kamui/Femui?

>Elise: Wooow! Big brother's a dragon! Can I have a ride?
>Leo: Well you can ask on the way home, isn't that right Camilla?
>Camilla: Oh my, I'd like a ride too~
>Leo:...

>taking a picture of your screen

Why

Why do people do this instead of taking screenshots

Visited.

Her hips are so large she needs Corrin to help her through doors.

Takumi, Leo and Sakura.

WHY

The better question there is which of them have not.

Holy shit, really? That's something I didn't know.

Morons can't miiverse.

some people can't take screenshots, eg: me

Me

Back off shitdog, he's mine!

>Ryouma
>Leo
>Takumi
>Xander
>Camilla
>honestly probably Sakura

You forgot to add the Ryouma in for Corrin/Femui.

Though I wonder what kind of weeaboo name Corrin had while she was in Hoshido and what gaijin name Kamui had in Nohr? Since Corrin is a feminine name and Kamui is weeb enough for the Male Avatar.

Hello peoples.

Wife

How does he do it, /feg/? How does he pull all of the second-gen pussy without even trying? Corrin never even stood a chance. Now he has no choice but to fuck crazy old lady Reina if he wants full recruitment without getting cucked.

Why is ninja the best talent?

>Ryoma is clearly modeled after a lobster
>Lobsters externally fertilize their eggs because males have laughably tiny cocks

Hisame losing his composure and cool during the date because Ophelia's BIG TITS keep flopping around and threaten to burst out!

Taking her to the restroom so he can rip off her lewd little outfit and fuck her brains out!

stop

Hello, Wife

God this meme sucks.

Is this the new Silas/Camilla pairing

t. secondgencuck

desu he's actually based off a lion

t.kozaki

Dwyerfags are so cancerous.

>pairing my son with that disgusting dog
Fuck off, he gets with Mitama only.

That's Celice, user.

Still waiting on an edit of Ophelia with a bust that's as big as Charlotte, Camilla, and Kagero combined.

>new

Hisame/Ophelia memeposting was around before Silas/Camilla

It only lessened because Hisame is le pickle man now

Shiro and Shigure are way better Ophelia pairings anyways

>Which one of the royals do you think has masturbated to Kamui/Femui?
Elise doesn't know how to, or isn't even fully sexually aware yet.
Sakura at least three times to Mamui. Last one was after seeing dragon mode and involved a Sun Festal rod.
Leo occasionally to big titty Femui because "Big sister~"
Takumi to loli Femui because busty girls scare him.
Hinoka to Mamui a few times, probably with nothing bigger than her fingers because she's been neglecting herself and is scared of putting stuff in.
Camilla to Mamui and Femui,with her fantasies changing based on body type. Most likely to ask Flora for Kamui's sheets and no questions asked.
Xander probably hasn't, unless Femui is busty and really clingy
Ryouma definitely has."Muh dragon imouto" and all that. Probably sees her the same way we post about Sakura.

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Do you seriously think Dwyerfags ship their husbando with other girls? You can't be this dumb.

>being this transparent
If you're going to shitpost do it properly.

No because people were shipping Hisame/Ophelia before the meme house version

What are the best skills for Shiro for PvP?

I hear PvP is just Spy/Brave/Warp/Replicate/+7: The Meta.

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

I WAS GOING TO SOLVE THE MAMUI PROBLEM WITH HER