Hearthstone general - /hsg/

Do it for her Edition

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Is there a better midriff in Azeroth?

2nd for

>2016
>druids are STILL running river crocolisk

i cant wait till they release darnassus is 5x better and the extra chun buffs are nothing compared to a massive threat that must be removed ASAP or you get your assraped by the real power minions

this game is shit but i play it anyways

Animefags.

Real talk lads

Is Jaina a virgin?

are you sure that isn't a beast druid?

midrange was a mistake

alex in her elf form tbqh

It's been months since the last time I've played. Any suggestions for changes to my deck?

Also, did they raise the chance of getting a golden card from packs? I only got one the last time I played, but I got 4ish since I've started up again.

So is Freezewaker good?

this game is perfectly set up to have alternate heroes of the same class but different hero powers

why has their not been different mechanical heroes?

>another kiddo that's so salty that his posts are incoherent

>dated the guy that wanted to take over the world and willing to kill his father to do so
>thinking he went without taking jaina at least once.

You spelled Ysera wrong

no but its fun
generally killing minions > freezing them

Nah I read the book they didn't fuck

Current best Zoolock list?

too complicated

I don't really know the WoW lore well, but hasn't Jaina gone batshit insane at some point after Cata / Mist?

WC3 Jaina is a 100% turbovirgin, though.

>Play mage arena
>Get PERFECT CURVE
>Get PERFECT TOPDECK
>Get LUCKY

I feel disgusting.

Who would win in a Hearthstone duel: Niggerstar or the avatarfag?

>you will never lick Alex's abs
>you will never have a qt forsaken queen gf
because retards can't into specs. They could even just use WoW specs as a starting point

The manabomb burnt her vagina sealed. If she didn't lose it between WC3 and then, she still has it.

What did he mean by this?

Play Warrior to get a balanced diet of salt and disgust.

I'm you, but stronger

who #toketillrope here?

Probably the avatarfag

I've had Blackstar filtered apparently which means he went under some gay moniker in another general I went to and changed names, probably. Hopefully he kills himself is that's the case.

He says he thinks Beckoner of Evil is bad and druids should play Darnassus Aspirant instead.

saving it for the cash flow to start dwindling

Why invest in the R & D for that sort of balancing when you can make broken cards, get people to buy them, them make way for more broken cards because of "standard"mode

I am happy to say this is the first expansion I didnt give blizzard any money.

I bought all of the adventures with gold but usually I would buy card packs with money. I decided to save before this one since it was announced so early and I got pretty much everything I wanted. However if you are a casual player you are fucked.

Theyd both die of cocks and aids first, theyd have to instal the fucking game first too.

Play fatigue warrior!

Because nothing says fun like playing a single hearthstone match for 5 HOURS!

The game is fun, therefore the longer you play the more fun you have.

>Play Rogue in arena
>Get the same perfect curve hand 4 games in a row
Feels Goodman.

She's not batshit insane, she's closer to broken rather than full on bananas. She basically got everything taken from her by Garrosh(literally did nothing wrong) and any time she tries to take revenge some faggot steps in and cockblocks her from doing so. It's like she's been edging for the last 5 years

What deck will get me to rank 5?

>warlock cards are lpwer average quality because of hero power

>preist cards tend to have stats pushed towards being healable

Maybe because it would mechanically change why hero powers and class cards create difference on a core level.

>muh color pie.

(Didnt saw new thread)

Important question (worth a lot of dust):

I want to craft the gods but first...
- So I assume that golden Yogg spawn golden spells? (which is not that interesting I guess since the game pretty much end there)
- N'Zoth: The golden respawn everything gold I assume? This seems pretty great.
- C'Thun: Does the golden even show when you buff him? Or is it just a regular one that pop?
- Y'Shaarj: Does the golden pull golden versions of minion from your deck, or the actual version (golden or not)

Sort of important to know since I want the 4 of them.

Is this instant disenchant?

>post-WotOG arena
>didn't get shaman, mage, or druid
>immediately concede

>you got shaman, mage or druid
>board clears and removal is even more rare because more commons
>if you don't get a shitton of good 1-3 drops you won't get anymore
>you also need to get the retarded OP cards like Flamewreathed Faceless

everything outside of standard is garbage now. epic game ben brode, stories

???

Come on guys, don't leave me hanging

I just won a 16 minute control game against one. 3 of those minutes were mine.

hey /hsg/ i'm new and it seems everyone in this game is going for face and i keep losing to it.

how do i get gud?

They did though. They even talk about possible kids, and he has a breakdown.

After that there was ronin and kalecgos

POST I WILL BE YOUR DEATHRATLLE DECKS

>is this good card bad

r8 my deck lads

Its instant (yous)

Probably one of the best of the set as long as you feel comfortable being full tumor.

won't get anywhere*

>Literally dirty filthy elf raped by orcs

Shitty taste senpai

>had 3rd loss in arena to mage
>loaded with faceless summoners, fireballs, flamestrikes
>get a loot hoarder instead of another bag of gold
>it's not even golden
well fuck you too blizzard

bruh you see how many 2s you got in there? why reno

>10 dupes
>reno
lmao

>saving other people screenshots.

Fuck off tripfag.

Like every season, Zoo.

What are some fun decks?
I've tried burst priest, cthun renolock, beast druid and zoo.
I've not had any fun yet, but it's hearthstone so I'm not terribly surprised.
I'll try deathrattle rogue next. Anything else I should try?

This slut? Fuck no.

HOW IS CASUAL MORE CANCEROUS THAN RANK 5 WTF BLIZZ FIX YOUR SHITTY GAME

half of my games go on forever and rogue has no sustain, so sometimes you even lose to a fucking priest, so fuck that

because that might require Team 5 to think of a mechanic that isn't a glorified variation on "deal 1 damage." literally the only interesting hero power in HS is Warlock.

Duelyst is doing it just fine :^)

maybe you should stop playing midrange decks
try something like malyrogue or freeze mage

porn is the only good thing to come out of warcraft in over 10 years

...

Have you tried wild casual? Maybe there aren't any tryhards in there any more. Or it's empty.

MoP ruined WoW porn for me though, fuck those obese american pandas

I came into this thread to complain about druid. What the fuck where they thinking?

>want to play hearthstone after a year of not playing
>have to buy expansions or spend months grinding for them

I guess that's it for hearthstone.

Freeze mage isn't dead?
Good to know, thanks

Yes
Not sure
Yes
No

>nigger midrange shaman gets aggro start into midrnage cards like a true brainless nig
>wins game because flame juggler hits my face over 5 other targets when i had heals next turn

>meta gets worse every patch

>start up hearthstone
>just playing a beast hunter deck
>opponent starts dropping C'thun stuff
>it's the 3 C'thun deck in a row
>playing alright, miss curve for a couple of turns
>get him down to 10 hp
>oh look it's turn ten, time for me to lose
>like clockwork the C'thun is dropped
>pew pew pew pew
>I miraculously survive with 2 hp
>he has a 20/20 taunt C'thun
>I don't have either of my Deadly shots
>Wow
>Wow
>concede
Rinse and repeat EVERY
FUCKING
GAME
NICE EXPANSION BLIZZARD, YOU REALLY SHOOK UP THE META WITH STANDARD.

>2014

Game came out last year, faggot. Only 733t gamers were in beta.

wow its like you need to collect cards for a collectible card game
who woulda thunk

>What the fuck were they thinking
In no way should you be led to believe this is something that ever happened amongst the Hearthstone Dev team

play around it, m8.

Are you guys memeing me? How it that so good?

ahahahaahahHAHAHAAHAHA

I just checked and Frozen Throne was released in 2003. Fucking ActiBlizzard will newer release another Warcraft RTS and even if they would it would be shit.

>Losing
>Hallazeal + Elemental
>Heal to full
>Clear board and have a 4/2 or 4/1 left
>That's incredible!

I'm already facing as hard as I possibly can, seeing on how I just instantly lose at turn 10, I'm not sure there's much else I can do anyways.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wish I lived alone.

>no fun allowed

From last thread.

I already know it needs work so don't be like OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ETC just help me

I'm trying to get back into Hearthstone after a bit of time off. Did they increase the odds of getting legendaries in Arena with the new expansion or am I just lucky?

what decks have everyone been playing?

I know.

>you will never bring out your dead

C'thun deck, because it's the only thing you can play against a C'thun deck, which is what literally everyone else is playing.

replace krush with sylvanas. add deadly shot, take out traps

what are cheap cards I can replace?

Just play N'Zoth Healadin. Surviving a C'Thun battlecry, then cast Humility on it, and Forbidden Healing yourself back up to 30 is a pretty satisfying feeling.

N'zoth decks, zoo and aggro shaman all beat C'thun decks pretty easily

ohohohoooOHOOHOHOHOHH

My last 15 games was versus:
>zoolock
>cthun priest
>tempo war
>tempo mage
>control war
>face hunter
>cthun priest
>beast hunter
>tempo mage
>cthun druid
>casino mage
>cthun priest
>cthun priest
>cthun rogue
>cthun war

Is this not the best meta ever?
Also, where have all the shamans gone?

i wish i was bad at this game so i wouldnt get mad when i lose to literal retards because of rng

>Blizzard """"balanced""""" WoW PVP by homogenising classes and pruning every interesting ability

>Blizzard """"balanced""""" Hearthstone by shoehorning every class into the same 19-card C'thun shell where the same minions are played by both players on curve each game every game


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Repost from last thread:
We got 8 dudes for the tournament tomorrow, anybody can still drop their name in so we can do a quick replacement in the event of a no-show.

>Competitors
Noodle#1808
StormBlink#1552
Syndere#3775
Leprechaun#1203
CityPoison#1686
ary#1842
Alchius#1340
Merielle#1466

>Understudy
Hijynx#1999

>Schedule
2pm EST, Saturday
Potentially 2pm EST, Sunday

>Place
twitch
.tv/axolotlhooves

>Format
Two banned decks, Freeze Mage and Aggro Shaman.

>Host
AxolotlAndy#1798

You would be surprise.

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