/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

>he didn't know to lube her up
Greg
Please.

why do you think condoms are lubricated?

wew lad
is this what happens when you read doujins instead of watching porn?

>sclonging the roastie

There was another interesting KC render but that one was ruined by having all the missile cancer prominent and visible.

Kingfisher most likely?

Just stop before you embarrass yourself even further.

mwomercs.com/news/2016/04/1537-faction-content-sale
>because having everything on sale at the same time would be too simple

>Kingfisher

I doubt it, they said 2 mediums and 2 heavies were done earlier on, and we just got the Viper so 1 medium and 2 heaviest left

My bet is on the Night Gyr. I think Viper/Lanner/Linebacker/Gyr were what they were thinking of adding.

If it's an assault anything other than the Turkina shouldn't even be considered by them, but who knows

Keep telling people not to bring LRMS into Faction play. People still bring LRMS into faction play.

New mechs?

Nah, its just piggy using dirty, minimaly viable marketing strategies.
Creating a tight sale scedule so that people have less time to think about gab dealing or not and make kneejerk buying decisions.

He lost the other arm a few seconds later.

Check out what Camo's are on sale. Only Jade Falcon, Am in Wolf. WTF PGI

Don't buy permament camos, even on sale. they're horrible value. just buy one use, unless you realy think you'll be swapping camos on one mech all the time.

Oh wait its set for certain Days, my bad.

It's permanent patterns anyways, which are overpriced even on a chassis that has FIVE variants. I suppose with 50% off you might be able to justify it on your five variant robots though.

>2016
>still no quirk that removes Guass warm-up

1 goose remains useless. Hollander hopefully never until this is rectified.

People what are your thoughts on bringing C-LRM to a faction play?

Bringing clurms to invasion lets you join the ranks of the many extraorinary retards, reducing your win chances, low as they are as clan, even further. Bringing clurms to scouting is well beyond retarded.

>some shitter in a light trying to ks runs in front of a heavy when it's about to wreck a cored enemy, takes wan million srm alpha strike up the ass and blows up
>"teamkilling wtf???"

goon = boon

goons are just bad

So im officially verified and all so ill do you guys proud go as far a possible
no turning back now

Where our big mans at?

doing the poo

Sad numbers Marik.

>they let Kay into GONK
Have we turned him into our communal semen dump?

Hard to watch pubbies try to kill a light.

>Watching pubbie watch the drop ship go to drop zone
>"I see it going to E6."
"No, it's going to E8."
>"I saw it heading towards E6."
>Wonders around E6 until the last 10 seconds
>"I don't see anything around E6.'
"THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S IN E8!"

It was the cicada if you was wondering.
This gave me brain cancer.

How great are lore mechs to play in FP?

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>lore mechs
What did he mean by this?

Stock builds.

Builds you'd find in other Mechwarrior Games.

>replying to your own posts
steambirths are the worst, where is kakos when we need him

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>replying to your own posts
gay retards are the worst, where is [meme] when we need him?

>realize my Black Knight has a Davion Warhorn
>the Black Knight that is playing in Marik FP against Davion mechwarriors
>kill a Davion shitter and his anthem blares in my cockpit
I'm not sure what to feel.

WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THE CICADAS IN FP. SCOUTING AND INVASION DROPDECKS.

Maybe people took Russ seriously when he said "tonnage limit to 45". Maybe they're noob shitters.

POST WARHAMMER BUILDS

>Implying I wore a condom

Anybody have any good Summoner builds?

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You really should, the last thing the world needs is retarded little Gregs running around.

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If the tonnage limit is 45, IS should be Blackjacks. You know, an actually good robot?

>ywn sniff greg's dry, unmoistened dicklet

>Undertonnage LRM boat
vomiting rn

What the actual fuck Brun?

I'm to lazy to swap in another xl 300.

I mean it's already garbage by merit of being an LRM boat on a Warhammer chassis, but could you really not have put an XL300 in for the sake of the screenshot? You can drag an overpriced item into a mech without saving, y'know.

>using WHM-7S when you have Black Widow
>ever

Well, talk all you want, but numbers don't lie.

I use 3 hammers and a rayban for my drop deck, not the lrm boat, those guys deserve to choke on their own vomit.

>numbers in CW
Brun!

>decide I'll play the trial Jagermech to get a feel for dual gauss Jager before I commit to purchasing a Jager for Dual Gauss
>get polar highlands
>charge mechanic makes it a huge fucking pain to even shoot someone
>shots get eaten by hills that shouldn't eat it
>get LRM focused and die because no radar dep
Love it.

>HEAT MGMT - 1.01/2
the absolute madman

It's EZ, you just alpha twice and then take a nap.
:^)

>100,000 a month - Russ
These fucking numbers he's shitting out of his ass holy fuck.
Vass get in here.

Nice heat management faggot

It's ride or die nigga

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>armouring your arms that don't block shit

Certified top meta build for WHM-7S

>not playing 2 c-erppcs + 6 c-er smls memecrow
it's like ya'll niggas want to continue underperforming

>armoring your legs above ~36 and head above 13
congrats on the wasted tonnage you retarded faggot

>not wearing your helmet

>not playing the big dakka snake

this guy fuckin gets it

Russ position changing on the new heat scale.
Ghost Heat is here to stay.

>game runs acceptable on lowest settings on a system above pgi's stated minimum
>try invasion because of event
>game absolutely shits itself; frames so low it's unbearable
Fuck you and your deep rooted cryengine errors piggy.
When are these niggers going to hire some competent tech people.

>Ghost Heat is here to stay.

Translation: work is hard so let's not do any.

>the good old 999wwwwwwwwww
holy shit I thought I'd never live to see it again

Hatamoto-Chi when?

Every system is above pgi's stated minimum.

"Maybe July or August patch. I'm spitballing here." - Russ
Not quite a literal quote but captures his sentiment.

Well, I wasn't getting the good 'ol wwwwwww or fractal.
Just absolutely ungoldy framerate drops in invasion.

Yeah but the game's so shit that the frame cuts more than half on certain maps. especially invasion.

"microsoft was not going to create mechwarrior online"
- Russ Bullock on why you should suck his cock
The fucking dickstroking in this town hall is ridiculous holy fuck I cannot even formulate shitposts hard enough to convey how fucking awful this is holy shit.

What were you actually getting with what settings and what resolution? press f9 and see for yourself.

>the Phoenix Hawk is going to be improperly scaled when it is released, and it will be rescaled properly when the rescale drops in June
Fucking incredible. Minimally viable company.

BUT WHY

If it's work and time to resize a mech then why add extra work?

If it's easy to do and can just be scaled down in the patch then why have we been waiting so long?

Butterbee confirmed for June rescale patch.

Whut... that doesn't make any fucking sense. If the rescale is in June that means the mech will come out after the Rescale.

It is as Vass has said, PGI is fucking retarded.
I'm pretty sure they're not actually hand-rescaling mechs, they literally plug the models into a calculator and a program resizes the mech. All of the 45 tonners will be literally identical in size with just slightly different geometry to differentiate them.

They didn't say that

In that case, it'll probably be properly scaled on release. But the Phoenix Hawk we are seeing right now in Lauren's texture screens? It is improperly scaled. It will be rescaled.

>they keep pissing every half hour
Holy fuck, is this town hall ever going to get done? Just piss beforehand and do it all in one shot you subhumans.

They do drink heavily during these.

It's like you don't know they get extremely drunk during these.
>being this fucking retarded
Good lord Greg, never reproduce.

WHERE ARE THE GRAB DEALS
I WAS PROMISED GRAB DEALS

Maybe if they just used piss bottles this wouldn't be a fucking problem.