Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>EG without team cancer
>Bulba and Aui confirmed T1 players
>doing good especially considering:

>irrelevant honeypot tourney pre-major, very, VERY bad idea to reveal powerlevel. very stupid idea that causes you to get blown the fuck out hard at majors like Secret At TI5.
>new meme patch nobody knows how to play
>lmao 3am lmao travel

based as gigafuck

>1 meme late

Bulba thouhg

>current time in kiev: 2:16AM

blog.dota2.com/2016/04/warhammer-comes-to-the-dota-2-workshop/

>BLIZZARD MAD AT YOU FOR RIPPING OFF THEIR STYLE AND LORE
>THE THING BLIZZARD'S BEEN RIPPING OFF OF FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES IS NOW OFFICIALLY PART OF DOTA FUCKING 2

Chaos Dragon Knight

This kills Dota 2 lore.

it cant be worse than it already is. at least the sets will be inspired by some high fantasy shit instead of gun & capri sun wd

Why do you think PPD picked him up? It's because he sensed his true power just like my japanese cartoons.

Top 2 NA

>yfw Space Marine Sven

That would actually be pretty cool.

dumb animeNEETs

>mfw

E-Eliphas?

what a crowd lmao

Dota 2 has lore?

this song is a banger
ID?

IT STARTS WITH FANTASY TO EASE US IN BUT SOON WE WILL HAVE SNIPER WITH BOLTER GUN GET READY FOR GW TO FUCK THIS LORE UP

Eh, it's valve. I knew it would happen eventually
Regardless here's hoping the sets will be cool anyway
predicting pudge Nurgle/Great unclean one set

I don't even know what general to go into and laugh at tbqh

>ORK BOYZ IN DOTA 2

I'm hyped

Also Eldar looking TA

And many many cool space marine sven skins

Who gives a fuck? I don't think sets even get lore anymore.

i hope sets won't be that expensive

Too bad Valve has just as many staff members working on Dota 2 as Blizzard has working on Hearthstone.

Why do Valve after making a successful product start shoving team members off to go work on dead/garbage projects like SteamVR, Steambox, Steam Controller, etc

good

mad man

>Japanese cartoons
Confirmed for false flagging anime poster
If you were a real anime addict, you'd know that it's called "Chinese cartoons"

This is actually fucking great
Bravo valve

I think the title is Generic Monstercat Shit

Trance is awful, it hasn't eveolved in 15 years.

>yfw it's only Warhammer not 40k allowed

Alex M.O.R.P.H. feat. Armin Van Buuren - Epic Trance Song No. 4

There is a thread for it on the dev forums. And there are the hero descriptions as well.

>fantasy game containing multiple inexplicable aliens

it was already some pretty butchered shit

at least warhammer lore is based

>40k
>not trash

>not liking all parts of the Warhammer universe

it's been killed and i think everyone's come to accept that despite how upset most are.

>not trancing around the world

Terminator Clockwerk fucking when?

One of the prizes is the Dawn of War franchise. I assume 40k will be allowed.

>LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE PERSON

>first pick Storm
>win

>I swear nobody actually plays tabletop anymore, but their IP is still as popular as ever.
I came here to laugh at you.
Sincerely yours, Veeky Forums.

>undying finally gets an egyptian set to fit Khemri

No shit? We're not ripping off of Starcraft which ripped off of WH40K, we're ripping off Warcraft, which ripped off regular WH.

>"warhammer fantasy battles universe"

10//10 reading comprehension, gold star for you

the venue right now is supposedly closed

Lizardmen in Dota can't wait

>Not listening to Rinse FM
>Not having a Boiler Room stream tab open 24/7

>Space Marine Sven
>Nurgle Pudge
>Slaneesh QoP

Implying this is not hype as fuck.

Did your dad not touch you today or something?

Just neck yourself already

GUYS

GUYS

OMG

WE WARHAMMERZ NAO

WE WARHAMMERZ!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

blog.dota2.com/2016/04/warhammer-comes-to-the-dota-2-workshop/

>what is warhammer
There are ork boyz in fantasy, and eldar = elves.

"I'm retarded", the post.

>Not mentioning Necron Undying

we Veeky Forums now

Valve really need to get to work on an AoS 2 so we can have both.

Only four teams invited to Valve events. The factors determining the invites are:

Winner of last Valve tournament given an automatic invite to next Valve tournament. This is provided 3/5 of their roster is still the same, not including their captain or 2/5 of the roster is the same including that teams captain. If the roster is too different, their invite is cancelled.

The winners of the three highest LAN tournaments between the last Valve tournament and the next tournament, are given a direct invite.

If 2/3 or 3/3 of those tournaments are won by the same team, then the next 1-2 highest rank teams according their recent performances, such as coming 2nd in recent tournaments, will be invited. Once again, if the winner of the last Valve tournament had significant roster change, then the 4th team (which may still be the same team) will also be decided by the highest ranking team.

This leaves twelve spots always up for grabs for every Valve tournament, allowing a much more open playing field for contenders in the qualifiers. It would also bring more stability and certainty to the pro-scene. You will have less a case of some teams not even bothering to play in between Valve events as well.

Valve invites situation fixed?

>Pudge as GUO
>Necrophos as a Plaguebearer/Chosen of Nurgle
>Axe as a Bloodthirster
>Invoker as a Lord of Change
>QoP as a Keeper of Secrets
>Omni as a Retributor
>KotL as a Brettonian
>Sven as a Sigmarian Champion
>Abaddon as a Vampire Count Lord with Exalted Mount

very curious though, movie name/source please?

QUICK

GIVE ME THE DANKEST FUCKING Veeky Forums MEMES YOU FUCKING GOT D2G

>MAD ABOUT ELVES
>LMAO 2CAT
>SIR BEARINGTON [AND OTHER ROLEPLAY GREENTEXT STORIES]

WHAT AM I MISSING LADS

>owen literally phone in hand
i hope he read my posts

INB4 SKAVEN MEEPO ARCANA

we can only hope

Man, Sheever looks even worse than usual today.

why is sheever dressed like a fucking whore

masterwork bastard sword

It's 2 AM and they've been working for like 12 hours. I'd be surprised if they didn't look like shit.

swindlezz said more qualifiers is shit because teams like fnatic that are in the top 5-8 segment or so struggle to go to a ton of lans to "impress" valve

If you do all that and don't get invited, you get to play vs teams who have tons of your replays available from all your lans, while being tired and facing a team who's been preparing strats for the qualifiers lmao

>bring up that Dota 2 should develop its lore
>everyone says that Dota 2 is purely about its gameplay and that anyone who wants more lore should play something else

>hats come out that fuck with the lore
>"M-m-muh lore"
This general baka desu oneefampai

>Eliphas shitposter was insiderbro

>Spehhs mahreen bolter Sniper
Make it happen dotards!

it's two thirty in the morning in kiev

>whodar
>whoaddon

>mad about elves
>what is TES
lurk moar

CARRY ABADDON

cute cm :3

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you think this slardar is going to build a memesaber?

When are we getting the Goodkind the trappy courier?

FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FANTASY SOMEONE GIVE ME A LORE RUN THROUGH ARE THEIR STILL CUTIE ELDAR LIKE IN 40K???

>warhammer crossover
VALVE GOING FULL JEW

>Axe gets a new head piece

>When you use Berserker's Call he yells WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>fighters and monks

pit lord happening?

>Sister of Battle LC
>Nurgle Spess Mahreen Pudge
>Spess Mahreen Omni
>IG Sniper
>Khorne Chaos Knight
>Aduptus Mechanicus Tinker
>Ork Alchemist
>Abbaddon, The Despoiler, The Lord of Avernus
If only it was 40K, not fucking fantasy shit.

warcraft was almost warhammer

now dota 2 is closer to both than any of the blizzard games

awesome stuff

kek

Thats actually funny, because blizzard made sc and warcraft ip because they couldnt get Warhammer licenses

The circle is complete

Is that an Elder Titan?

THEY PICKED HIM

Dude armor lmao

THEY DID IT

WHERET THE FUCK ARE YOU

ETBRO

YOU BASED GULAGIAN

I APPRECIATE YOUR POSTING

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