/utg/ - Undertale General

Goat's too busy fucking one of the skeletons for a week straight

Goat
Frisk

>got all my grades back up to passing
>Towergirls is back
>Veeky Forums has been freed of the Quest scum
>Guile got released and looks sick as fuck
>it's FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT

all is good in the world
taking requests

Goat Chara and Goat Frisk

Yes. You're the only one

That's fine, I just want Chara.

Come here, friend. Get some hugs.

How about a tired, frayed-haired Mettaton EX?

gote

post cute

rawr. ws/undertale/calls
Post your favorite phone calls!

Seconding.

xth for flowey

ok
i will be content to love just this lovely goat

Joy Mutant Chara.

Draw some alley gator booty, that's always good

make it fat

...

I'll hug you, user. Come here.
Yes, do it.

We watching zootopia in the [spoiler[cytube if you want to watch it with us

Queen Burgerpants

Flowe a cute and handsome!
I wanna submit to him and be murdered by him! Preferably through being consumed by him!

LISA crossover.

post robot

i'll take this flower

>Hey, here's a neat party trick. Try talking to the southern wall! First you have to throw a party though... Hey, you should make it a costume party! Then Papyrus can have someplace he seems normal!!!
Wow undyne is a cunt

LOVELY
GOAT
BOOTY

JONDERTALE IS THE BEST AU

As you wish, fella.

All fine acceptable alternates!

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

Agreed.

DDD could be Asgore

>50 fucking minutes in

not like I wanted to see this movie anyway

>Undyne: Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS. Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me... THAT rules!!!
>Undyne: I'll also drink it if it's heated up.
Wait so that shit is edible?

jons voice = canon sans new york accent
this is good thank you

Apparently Fangamer is selling the Determination CD now
fangamer.com/products/undertale-determination-cd

I wanna help Bratty with some jaw stretching.

You're welcome friend.

IS IT SUDDENLY HOT IN HERE, OH FUCK.

Boy, Papyrus sure is looking forward to that plate of spaghetti.

You got it, babe

Jimpity Jumpity Joodle will never be topped, ever

Goat Frisk is generally accepted as a little black goat, right? Anything specific in mind?

Doing these too

just gonna grab a quick bite then it's art time

>my swood child
fuck

>HMMM... THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE...? I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES. SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
>I'M SOLVING IT AS WE SPEAK

cute shit together

isnt the comic that this is from the one where mettaton humps sans? i have it saved
the best robot

Heck yeah, thanks dworven.

ever think of streaming?

jondyne dropping in on a grommet when

thanks for the blessing senpai

Gerson warning teen Undyne to not "experiment" with spears.
She'll poke 'er eye out!

Gooooooddddd evenin', /utg/!

I hope you're a having a truly lovely Friday and that you all do your best to start your weekend on a high note.

I love you all and I hope you have a good night.

>Goat Frisk is generally accepted as a little black goat, right?
Pure white, white fur with brown hair or just all brown.

if you really loved me you'd kill me

>SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST... ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY? I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY... LIKE SKELETONS!!!
>VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.
God dammit papyrus...

i hope you get shot in the stomach with a high-calibre rifle and are left to bleed out over the course of several days

But Sans is DDD. And Papyrus is Captain Falcon.

Thanks! we love you spideranon

No?
I might be wrong.

Oh, hey, spideranon. How ya doin'?

Alphys sees you kill Undyne and evacuates everyone

Well my Friday isn't going well and I can already tell my weekend wont be one of the better ones.

But I appreciate the incentive nonetheless.

Can you draw adult goat Frisk and small goat Frisk if it's not too much of a hassle?

I have considered streaming but watching me stream would be comparable to watching a goblin fumble around and pick his nose for two hours before falling asleep

gotcha

I love this guy right here

If you do get shot
I hope it does not hurt much
And that's just ketchup

>THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER. ROUND, SLOW... AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME???
>EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
ectodick confirmed canon

the moan is written in blue so im assuming its sans.. but its less of humping and maybe weird grinding, i dunno

...

It's the "sweat" when you do genocide.

Honestly have you people not gone through all of the phone calls yet?

You don't know about Undyne timing the pukes?

papyrus is a liar, friendzones you and confirms ecto splooge. literally the worst character

Aw yes can't wait.

dumb fucking meme image

...

>you will never come home from a long day of work
>you will never have the gote rush to meet you, hugging you and being overjoyed to see you
>you will never feed the gote and then hug him while you watch some movie
>you will never just fall asleep while hugging the gote on the couch

blue dick

honest question: how did ectodick even happen

My fave

You have no idea how children work.

people were gonna give him a dick somehow, and he has blue magic powers

user why would gote be at home all day

he'd be at school learning to be a productive member of society

unlike me

He's also looking forward to sharing it

>There is new indie game
>It has characters
>I'm going to lewd all of them
>But two of them are skeletons and don't have penis
>How am I going to lewd them?
>
>
>Magic

never doubt the tenacity of NSFW artists i guess

>Mettaton vore
Dear god

That sounds more like you're keeping him as a pet instead of a child.

Tinynsfw came up with the solution to our r34 problem. Then it snowballed.

Shoulda stuck with sensitive bones

What type of pussy would Catty have? She said she wanted one when she got to the surface

if only children were basically bipedal dogs

It's not the thing that's best for you.
So no, I won't.
Now that's just unrealistic
I love ya user, have a nice night.
I love you too user.
I'm alright, sitting down and watching the draft.
How about you?
I hope you do your best to at least try and find some positivity in your weekend then.
It's no problem
I love you too user.
How are you?
I'm honestly not a fan of ketchup

>that hair
is Asgore cosplaying Ken in this picture?

More papgore lewds when? Its already the best ship

...

Look at this face.

So pure.

itty
bitty
kitty
clitty

"pure"

a huge fat pussy

>PAPYRUS? WHO IS THAT? THIS IS... COOLSKELETON95. SORRY. CAN'T TALK. I'M BUSY BEING POPULAR ON-LINE. NYEH HEH HEH! ONLY KIDDING! YOU HAVE BEEN HAD! IT WAS PAPYRUS PLAYING A SIMPLE GENTLEMAN'S RUSE!
>Toriel merely pretending to be behind the pillar
Was Toby memeing us the entire time?