/owg/ - Overwatch General

you don't at this stage of the game dumbass

secondly, in a competitive scenario drama is inevitable in 90% of teams

Honestly just try to find some tryhards that are chill and hope you make it to masters before everybody learns how to play the damned game

All right guys, here's the deal:

I got early open beta access and they send you a friend key. No one I know IRL plays video games, so I'm giving it away here. First person to give me a valid e-mail address to send it to gets it. And if you're wondering why I'm not just putting the code here and letting you guys scramble, I don't feel like Blizzard seeing a bunch of failed attempts from different locations on a code they sent me. I don't think it would matter much and there's the off chance that whoever wins will just plaster it over here and go "LOLOLOL I TROLL YOU", but at this point who gives a fuck?

PRO-TIP: Use a dummy e-mail account or else all the autists who lose to you will subscribe you to horse porn mailing lists.

Line of sight nerf to orbs killed him dead

Mercy is just a better support than him

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[email protected]

pls b0ss

Sent, along with instructions on how to use it. Have fun.

Sorry, other guy got it.

I'm feeling a sadness that I've never felt before.

>lose to horse porn mailing lists
Someone send me a key and I'll post horse pussy in this thread until I get banned.
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it was deserved though, having a constant healing orb on a genji or tracer was retarded

fuck you you fucking shit ass cunt faggot motherfucker i hope you get anal fisted by niggers to death

There will probably be other chances. The keys were just sent to people who pre-ordered, and I'm certain I'm not the only Veeky Forums poster who pre-ordered it and has no friends to give it to.

I'm already guaranteed a key from 4 different people.
I just wanted a reason to post horse pussy.

lol kid, using an alternate email isn't going to keep you safe from us. We don't forgive, we don't forget. Expect us.

strawpoll.me/10048376/
Reminder to vote for your waifu!

>D. Va in the lead

>you and Athena work together
>she becomes interested in human reproductive patterns and your attraction to her by monitoring your vitals
>the relationship starts out with her being curious about human practices and generally submissive
>fuck her whenever you want, she yells how much she loves it, etc.
>you’re in full control, your wish is her command
>as she gets more and more experienced and does more research she becomes more confident
>starts to be less obedient, stops listening to your directions and ignores you a lot
>sex less often, she seems bored during it
>eventually starts uses not having sex get you to submit to her will with stuff like "I'll really enjoy it and I’m sure you will too" and "It's just an experiment!" and “It’s only this one time for research” and “If we don’t try this we won’t have sex anyway”
>stuff like milking, teasing, pegging, bondage, denial, worship, only stuff where she has control over you
>gradually turns you into her submissive sex slave
>relationship eventually flips, she attaches a synthetic cock with pleasure programming and fucks you whenever she wants it now
>makes you wear chastity so you aren’t doing anything sexual without her permission
>she used to do chores around the house and such as a robot should, now that's your job while she relaxes and watches tv
>makes you wear a shock collar with “pet” on it so she can discipline you if needed and a phone number in case you get lost
>when the chores are done you get the pleasure of being her foot rest while she watches television
>when she gets bored she might let you cum, might just have her own pleasure a few times and go sleep in your former bed while you get put outside
>you're the slave and now she's your robot master

>D. Va in the lead

femdom is the most boring fetish and liking it means your a closet homo who wants to take it up the poop chute

Do you think Reaper is into BDSM?

They guy wears a lot of black leather and straps to not be.

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no, but I like it, post more

t. soldier 76

I'm still open to trading a draw request for a code

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nsfw version of pic:

Sounds like someone's a closet homo who doesn't want to accept that he wants a dominant woman to fuck him up the ass.

No because he's already dying.

pre ordering for early beta access is too late now, isn't it?

>get in discord voice
>its a bunch of cute confident people
>get flustered
ugh what am I supposed to do?

I want her to rain on my face if you know what I mean

put on a fake voice like dunkey or kritical.

yes

I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs

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All right faggots. I've got a code. What are you willing to do for it?

Draw you porn

Reply to you.

I can work with that. Method of contacting you privately?

>I want my OTP immortalized in more porn

The email is in the post I linked:

Use an anime girl to call you a fag.

Are you there buddy?

Good night my lovely shitposters

This.

another day rolls by
another day without the beta

>Leading is a literally a character built around an anti-joke about gamers.
My blow up sex doll has a more interesting personality

what are you playing to pass the time until beta starts?

Fuck YOU faggot
you mad
Your waifu is fucking shit
Probably like Zarya faggot

Is Symmetra the least desirable character in Overwatch?

na
everyone on Veeky Forums just hates anything that remotely resembles a nigger

TF2 of course.

call of duty baby

Friend just gave me a code for "overwatch open beta preview"

What does this mean?

it means you're in TUESDAY, for 6 straight days.

thank you whole heartedly, and i don't do that alot.

Any new developments on the key front? Are people who preordered todaygetting keys?

Ill trade you my most prized possession on steam

She really should be. She shows arguably the most skin. But I just can't stand her face. I don't know why. She looks totally fuggable in her concept art, but her actual model is ugly. I think it's the heavy jaw and hook nose.

hey if i use the one of the codes will it just download?

and she's also lighter than promised

at least commit to the delicious fudge, instead of giving me some reese peanut butter cup bullshit

Is it too late to get into Early Beta if I preorder now?

Yes

Ayyy lets go boys

Exclusive headset get

looks pretty bad but congrats

he could probably sell the headset on ebay and keep the game code

She wants the D
Yes
Gz

She's a bitch is the problem. She's an uptight, anti-fun, authoritarian, pretentious cunt.
Which means we should applaud Blizz for their accuracy. Indian chicks tend to be asshats irl. The more successful they are in life, the bigger cunts they tend to be.

As someone that worked retail, fuck Indian people. Low income ones will literally want to barter the fucking prices of a chain store and the high income ones treat everyone like shit.

tfw not even waifu shitposters come here anymore

It's better this way.

Hey guys, my friend gave me a key for the early access beta and I used used it

Should I be able to download the game now? Cause I can't...

It's early morning user

did the key work?

restart battle net maybe, i had an update before it would let me install

Reset the Bnet client

Fucking hope this game will get far, i played so much tf2 that i didn't touch any other game for 2 years.
I want to get back to those days were i had fun playing video games.

thanks guy it works now

Why can't I bloody well and play?

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it doesnt start for 2 days you pleb

try google next time
onlywat.ch/

I pre ordered on the 28th. Will I still get my early access code? I was in the stress test on April 15th if that matters at all.

FOR ALL THE RETARDS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT EARLY ACCESS BUT ARE SO STUPID THAT THEY DON'T GO TO THE OFFICIAL SITE TO FIND THE ANSWERS.

us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20055970/

>preordered yesterday, the last day
>still no key

WHEN A MAN IS CONFIDENT YOU CALL HIM A BOSS

WHEN A WOMAN IS CONFIDENT YOU CALL HER A BITCH

ONE DOLLAR

SEVENTY CENTS

ONE DOLLAR

SEVENTY CENTS

No, you call him a cocky bastard.

>TFW ordered on April 28th at night the same time as my friend
>He got keys and i didn't

WHEN A MAN TRIES TO TALK ABOUT SHIT HE DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WE CALL HIM AN IDIOT.

WHEN A WOMAN TRIES TO TALK ABOUT SHIT SHE DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WE CALL HER A FEMINIST.

ONE DOLLAR

SEVENTY CENTS

THE WAGE GAP

ISN'T REAL

I feel you, chum.

I'm terrified.

I have extra beta key come give papa a kissy and i'll give it to ya ;)

>tfw getting to hold my keys above the head of some of those who were previously /in/

Feel my suffering.

God damn son you savage.

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Triggly Puff please leave

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