This place fucking sucks! Y'all should just speedrun your life!
Dylan Jones
This is a pretty coold idea, unfortunately I don't own Minecraft, and nobody from this general knows me/I don't know anybody from this general, but just wanted to throw out that this is a pretty cool thing
Julian Bailey
Do you have speedrun maps on that server?
Bentley Roberts
what did he mean by this?
Angel Howard
everybody wants to see the decay of a superstar
Kevin Jenkins
degeneracy cultural marxism perversion
Kayden Allen
>I THOUGHT THE HATERS WANTED GAMEPLAY HURR DURR
They want speedruns, no one ever cried for cosmo to do any other type of casualshit gameplay. And you fucking know it.
Ayden Torres
those mario maker videos are boring, uninspired shit. no one cares about that or his smash footage because they can tune in any time and see it on stream.
Mason Ramirez
WHO GIVES A SHIT
Brody Bennett
he doesn't even play any good mario maker levels
Leo Cooper
he has made over fifty now because he thinks he is an artist or some shit
Asher Price
...
William Richardson
lolm2k
Joshua Turner
so based
Asher Martinez
Would be funny if that was tweeted today and not 5 months ago.
Parker Ramirez
? looks like it was last year
Landon Flores
Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a week to Cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.
They seriously think that people aren't watching the video to laugh at it.
Sebastian Scott
I used to donate $10 per stream back when he was doing those castlevania 64 runs. They were comfy as fuck and went for hours. Cheaper than going to a theatre or something. He's not getting anything from me now.
Elijah Lewis
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Gabriel Cooper
if i donate it's only going to be if it goes towards losing the frank and beans, and it will be a hefty donation lol
James Jones
even cosmo knows it's from getting linked on /v/
Alexander King
its not like 10k views are jack shit if he started speed running again he'd get thousands maybe
It's just residuals from his prior fame, numbers will die out when the novelty of seeing a tranny melt down wears off.
Ryan Gutierrez
notice the steady decline
Angel Butler
I notice how retarded you are.
Logan Jackson
...
Liam Reed
baited loser hahahahaha
Cameron Morales
i like to speedrunning
Michael Diaz
Is this accurate?
Grayson Bailey
Yes, right now we're in the fourth month of the year. Five months ago would be last year. I know it's hard but try to keep up.
Zachary Davis
pmuch since cr1t decided to do ebin "speedrun"s >people actually want him to do a gdq run
Aiden Lopez
Link to the narci pastebins?
Bentley Myers
...
Matthew Lopez
based
Jordan Roberts
Metako is going bald
Elijah Thomas
>learning a new speedgame and getting that tasty -3:00 split good shit g0od shit that's some good shit if i do say so myself
Owen Peterson
>have a WR run recorded >not going to submit it yet >lul the current WR holder into a false sense of security >then enjoy ripping their whole world apart
Liam Miller
Slayer stop streaming MGR. Why would you waste your time with that shit while you could stream Monster Hunter
Camden Martinez
why can't my capture card display PS1 games on the PS2 properly? image is off screen vertically
Samuel Anderson
...
Zachary Taylor
ps2 games are widescreen so what happens is with PS1 games they're a box, and the box's height is longer and your capture cards captures the PS2 console so what it does it cuts off the height parts that stick outside of the widescreen
Alexander Davis
Is that the PS2's hardware output? In the configuration menu you can switch between 4:3, 16:9 and 'full', which make no difference at all.
Christopher Wilson
put in a ps1 game and run it and replug your capture card
Austin Butler
doesn't work, on either of my capture cards
but whilst the game is running, it will reconfigure itself the load screens are okay and positioned correctly, as is the language select option, but the rest of the game is displayed incorrectly
Carter Moore
Actually long consoles indicates if it has widescreen or not the PS2 and the XBox both had widescreen options the gamecube didn't because it was shaped like a cube the N64 had widescreen options while the playstation one was more like a little square
Jonathan Russell
Yo /srg/ Been out of the scene for a while and only ever speedran one game 'seriously'. I mainly route/glitch games for the purpose of speedruns.
Been thinking about picking one game up for a long ass time now. I'm done with my routing/learned the routes that were made up. I did played the game about 10 times casually before so I know stuff about it. How many meme plays should I do before starting to grind runs?
Isaac Hill
i like to speedrunning
Aaron Long
usually the game picks you
Camden Reed
3-5
Nolan White
that's what used to happen to me when i tried to capture PAL games
Eli Scott
based Glurmo
is BT even trying any more?
Cameron Cruz
Cheese on pace
Ian Gutierrez
delete this
John Bell
HE FUCKING DID IT
Easton Brown
Don't think there's any set number, just until you feel comfortable to start runs or confident you won't shit the bed too much
Oliver Barnes
claiming to be a donor is a good twist
Sebastian Wilson
our boi
Wyatt Wood
These internet trolls, I don't even pay attention to them.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Carson Flores
cosmo is a drug addicted tranny nutter
Jason Anderson
Imagine letting you mental illness play out on the internet, hanging out there like soiled underwear you haven't washed properly.
Isaac Moore
it's okay slayer, everyone gets depressed sometimes
I dont think any less of you for it
Hunter Jenkins
he's taking drugs and not in his right mind
you know when you get completely shit faced and do something really embarrassing then want to kill yourself the following day? yeah...
Jayden Fisher
>you know when you get completely shit faced and do something really embarrassing then want to kill yourself the following day? Imagine being so delusional that you think you can get "completely shitfaced" on weed.
John Thompson
you misunderstand
It was a metaphor, a parallel to Cosmo's situation
if you're still having trouble with it, let me know
Jace Peterson
>Cosmo smokes weed, but otherwise takes no psychoactive drugs. >Getting shitfaced drunk and wanting to kill yourself the next day is somehow a metaphor for this.
Noah Gutierrez
>cheese plays oot for months >hops back on sm64 and smashes the wr
???
Jaxon Roberts
...
Leo Taylor
>smashes the wr >5 second improvement in a 1h40m run. yeah just destroyed it mang.
James King
>that pathetic tranny apologist backpedalling grow some balls
Luis Hall
you know when you smoke weed and watch porn and get so horny you start insterting things in your ass and eat your own cum? yeah...
Bentley Rodriguez
i smoke weed 24/7 and i've never stuck anything in my ass or eaten my own cum.
i mean, i had a girl eat my cum once, but that's not the same thing.
Gabriel Green
you don't think estrogen is psychoactive?
Joshua Adams
effects may vary from person to person you are probably high test so that's cool. but if you are more on the feminine side it may turn you into a degen slut
Alexander Morales
As runs get lower times you're going to get less big jumps in improvement.
Sebastian Allen
...
Luke Turner
Yeah, and at that point records don't get smashed, they get slightly improved.
Christian Watson
records don't get smashed, they get slightly improved - guy whose record got smashed
James Anderson
undertale is marxist tranny propaganda for children
Juan Gomez
>effects may vary from person to person sure, but as far as i know there's no meaningful connection between smoking weed and sticking things up your ass. in fact, that sounds like something you completely made up, perhaps based on anecdotal experiences.
Justin Rogers
it's a fact that weed is an afrodisiac. and yes, i speak from experience, i used to be a qt degen femboy myself but i recovered and saw the light
Eli Ward
weed is completely safe, every single weed smoking speedrunner being a total marxist degenerate is just pure coincidence - the drug jew
Lincoln Sanchez
aphrodisiac*
and yes weed is one, as are oysters, coffee, olive oil, and pumpkin seeds.
a mild, perhaps imperceptible increase in libido is not going to make a person stick something up their asshole unless they were already willing to do that without the aphrodisiac.
Jordan Long
same
Parker Williams
i said it's the combination of things like porn, weed and being feminine. a manly man wouldn't understand