/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Make Speedrunning Great Again

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- twitter.com/NASAMarathon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

Games Done Quick:
- People lied, Mike died
- July 3rd - 10th
- gamesdonequick.com
- twitter.com/mikwuyma

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
donaldtrump2016online.com
streambig.net

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/saDkR6SfF_s
youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
youtubedoubler.com/icUD
youtubedoubler.com/icUT
imdb.com/title/tt0179083/
youtube.com/watch?v=0093Tqu8n2E
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>1 post early
elin

simplee elin

/srg/ Minecraft server

167.114.158.79:25875

good op webm desu

Is Naegleria the Donald Trump of speedrunning?

no, but if we start calling him that it would annoy him and be funny

Post some speed tunes

youtu.be/saDkR6SfF_s

This place fucking sucks! Y'all should just speedrun your life!

This is a pretty coold idea, unfortunately I don't own Minecraft, and nobody from this general knows me/I don't know anybody from this general, but just wanted to throw out that this is a pretty cool thing

Do you have speedrun maps on that server?

what did he mean by this?

everybody wants to see the decay of a superstar

degeneracy
cultural marxism
perversion

>I THOUGHT THE HATERS WANTED GAMEPLAY HURR DURR

They want speedruns, no one ever cried for cosmo to do any other type of casualshit gameplay. And you fucking know it.

those mario maker videos are boring, uninspired shit. no one cares about that or his smash footage because they can tune in any time and see it on stream.

WHO
GIVES
A
SHIT

he doesn't even play any good mario maker levels

he has made over fifty now because he thinks he is an artist or some shit

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lolm2k

so based

Would be funny if that was tweeted today and not 5 months ago.

?
looks like it was last year

Daily reminder that you should donate at least $5 a week to Cosmo so he can keep paying for his hormones.

youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw

...It was.

you're being conned then because a months supply of spiro and est costs about $15

youtubedoubler.com/icUD

They seriously think that people aren't watching the video to laugh at it.

I used to donate $10 per stream back when he was doing those castlevania 64 runs. They were comfy as fuck and went for hours. Cheaper than going to a theatre or something. He's not getting anything from me now.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

if i donate it's only going to be if it goes towards losing the frank and beans, and it will be a hefty donation lol

even cosmo knows it's from getting linked on /v/

its not like 10k views are jack shit
if he started speed running again he'd get thousands
maybe

youtubedoubler.com/icUT

these numbers arent too bad desu

It's just residuals from his prior fame, numbers will die out when the novelty of seeing a tranny melt down wears off.

notice the steady decline

I notice how retarded you are.

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baited loser
hahahahaha

i like to speedrunning

Is this accurate?

Yes, right now we're in the fourth month of the year. Five months ago would be last year.
I know it's hard but try to keep up.

pmuch since cr1t decided to do ebin "speedrun"s
>people actually want him to do a gdq run

Link to the narci pastebins?

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based

Metako is going bald

>learning a new speedgame and getting that tasty -3:00 split
good shit g0od shit that's some good shit if i do say so myself

>have a WR run recorded
>not going to submit it yet
>lul the current WR holder into a false sense of security
>then enjoy ripping their whole world apart

Slayer stop streaming MGR. Why would you waste your time with that shit while you could stream Monster Hunter

why can't my capture card display PS1 games on the PS2 properly?
image is off screen vertically

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ps2 games are widescreen so what happens is with PS1 games they're a box, and the box's height is longer and your capture cards captures the PS2 console so what it does it cuts off the height parts that stick outside of the widescreen

Is that the PS2's hardware output?
In the configuration menu you can switch between 4:3, 16:9 and 'full', which make no difference at all.

put in a ps1 game and run it and replug your capture card

doesn't work, on either of my capture cards

but whilst the game is running, it will reconfigure itself
the load screens are okay and positioned correctly, as is the language select option, but the rest of the game is displayed incorrectly

Actually long consoles indicates if it has widescreen or not
the PS2 and the XBox both had widescreen options
the gamecube didn't because it was shaped like a cube
the N64 had widescreen options while the playstation one was more like a little square

Yo /srg/
Been out of the scene for a while and only ever speedran one game 'seriously'.
I mainly route/glitch games for the purpose of speedruns.

Been thinking about picking one game up for a long ass time now. I'm done with my routing/learned the routes that were made up. I did played the game about 10 times casually before so I know stuff about it. How many meme plays should I do before starting to grind runs?

i like to speedrunning

usually the game picks you

3-5

that's what used to happen to me when i tried to capture PAL games

based Glurmo

is BT even trying any more?

Cheese on pace

delete this

HE FUCKING DID IT

Don't think there's any set number, just until you feel comfortable to start runs or confident you won't shit the bed too much

claiming to be a donor is a good twist

our boi

These internet trolls, I don't even pay attention to them.

Just thought you'd like to know.

cosmo is a drug addicted tranny nutter

Imagine letting you mental illness play out on the internet, hanging out there like soiled underwear you haven't washed properly.

it's okay slayer, everyone gets depressed sometimes

I dont think any less of you for it

he's taking drugs and not in his right mind

you know when you get completely shit faced and do something really embarrassing then want to kill yourself the following day?
yeah...

>you know when you get completely shit faced and do something really embarrassing then want to kill yourself the following day?
Imagine being so delusional that you think you can get "completely shitfaced" on weed.

you misunderstand

It was a metaphor, a parallel to Cosmo's situation

if you're still having trouble with it, let me know

>Cosmo smokes weed, but otherwise takes no psychoactive drugs.
>Getting shitfaced drunk and wanting to kill yourself the next day is somehow a metaphor for this.

>cheese plays oot for months
>hops back on sm64 and smashes the wr

???

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>smashes the wr
>5 second improvement in a 1h40m run.
yeah just destroyed it mang.

>that pathetic tranny apologist backpedalling
grow some balls

you know when you smoke weed and watch porn and get so horny you start insterting things in your ass and eat your own cum?
yeah...

i smoke weed 24/7 and i've never stuck anything in my ass or eaten my own cum.

i mean, i had a girl eat my cum once, but that's not the same thing.

you don't think estrogen is psychoactive?

effects may vary from person to person
you are probably high test so that's cool. but if you are more on the feminine side it may turn you into a degen slut

As runs get lower times you're going to get less big jumps in improvement.

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Yeah, and at that point records don't get smashed, they get slightly improved.

records don't get smashed, they get slightly improved - guy whose record got smashed

undertale is marxist tranny propaganda for children

>effects may vary from person to person
sure, but as far as i know there's no meaningful connection between smoking weed and sticking things up your ass. in fact, that sounds like something you completely made up, perhaps based on anecdotal experiences.

it's a fact that weed is an afrodisiac. and yes, i speak from experience, i used to be a qt degen femboy myself but i recovered and saw the light

weed is completely safe, every single weed smoking speedrunner being a total marxist degenerate is just pure coincidence - the drug jew

aphrodisiac*

and yes weed is one, as are oysters, coffee, olive oil, and pumpkin seeds.

a mild, perhaps imperceptible increase in libido is not going to make a person stick something up their asshole unless they were already willing to do that without the aphrodisiac.

same

i said it's the combination of things like porn, weed and being feminine. a manly man wouldn't understand

maybe watch this flick
imdb.com/title/tt0179083/

youtube.com/watch?v=0093Tqu8n2E

why weed specifically? why not the millions of other aphrodisiacs humans consume on a daily basis?

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