Dota 2 - /d2g/

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, DOTA FANS

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/687
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

Just bought an account, what should I play first?

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What are you playing now that Dota is literally LoL?

helm of play a good game

memes

How do we fix tobi?

where can i watch kaipi game?

Warlock
I wish I was better with warlock. Fatal Bonds is such a good skill

>Watching some irrelevant LAN when you could be watching Kaipi aka. Our guys go through the Open Qualifiers

He should get off his FAT ASS

>open dota 2
>Watch tab
>"hey dotards where do I watch x?"

are you mentally incapable?

adelaide?

Tobi is perfect just the way he is.

WHAT ABOUT YOU STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED AND GO TO THE DOTA STREAMS ON TWITCH AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU SEE SOMEONE STREAMING KAIPI YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK

i dont have the game installed

Can't. He's broken.

Why does Tobi always have this mental look to his eyes, by the way. I can't really pin-point the characteristic that's driving it.

Trying to get Veeky Forums

Why is every general always btfoing you so hard dotards ?

in game

for free

Tobi will die before 60 but he will be happier in that time than all of us combined

batten down muh dick

>anime steam avatar

>I r-r-really l-l-liked the f-film p-p-peter

Adelaide

>not watching OUR GUYS MVP

typical anime poster unironically watching xingxong

RIKI PICK INC

>kaipi
>not mousesport nth.0

if MVP doesn't ban disruptor I'm going to be sad

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Don't put him in social situations. He is so awkward.

why not both

I appreciate Kaipi for bettering the relationship between Romania and the Netherlands.

is he autistic?

Give him a strength gain

Can somebody muzzle that man next to sheevber?

No, just eccentric

>Pronounce SH as S
>Pronounce S as SH
What is wrong with this fedora wearing literal retard?

post more of this mattress actress

Abyssal blade's highest winrate is on spectre by 4 entire percent. Her winrate with the item has also gone UP since the change.

I love Sheever

its game over, ez win for MVP right guys?

also, post pachas

No one build heart anymore

those stats mean absolute dogshit you know

>mirana respect ban

i like vega way better tbqh pham

IVAN, LOOK AT PATCH NOTE, THE AXE HAS THE PURE DAMAGE COUNTER SPEEN WE CAN FINALLY PICK THE AXE SLARDAR.

t. Vega

seems about right.

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Make him do more karaoke streams

Those are picked by MVP

>it is an Ayesee + Godz cast

Fuck.

fire him

I'd rather not be yelled at while trying to watch dota

>check NaVi's matches on WePlay
>the most memepick from them was Lich
>still using Invoker, Ench, etc
>no Axe
I guess they're saving strat for Major.

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I miss when joindota did fun things

They got patched

;^)

>Jungle Tree
this is so awesome

Koreans name their sons Ivan?

Isn't that a grill name over there or was that Yuri?

>Singsing not on the Ember

muh dick

dota in general has just gotten less fun

2012 mouz never forget

>tfw team won't let you visage mid

>It's a "everyone talks about nothing but fat greasy Asians and children getting paid to play video games" episode.

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Good times.

>jungle tree
>jungle ursa

WE ARE APPROACHING THE ZENITH OF DOTA, THE GREAT CLAN_IRAQ DREAM

NO LANING, ONLY JUNGLING OPTIMALLY

he REALLY needs to lose weight and lift

they fucked right?

Why are her tits glistening?

can't wait to see jungle tree on my games now
thanks cis dota

all me t b h

>soe will never sit on you till you faint out of pure exhaustion
why even live

that's residual semen from the gangbang/bukkake session

what a terrible drawing

Best carries right now?

>you will never be Cap and shout at that cuckold
why even live

Tobi is the kind of guy who is perma friendzoned

tobi is asexual

he refused some twitter model that offered him a free fuck

Kaipi are going to get sponsored by Mouz after they get through the qualifiers

well he's at least drowsexual

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post soe

Maybe it wouldn't happen if he'd stop being a fat slob.

I want to get back into DotA. How bad is it right now? I heard this patch is awful

i just developed a knee-licking fetish

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only to be dropped right after LUL

btw any stream following their games?

Is Godz sick? He sounds stuffed up.

Wards are now so fucking cheap I don't know what supports are even for

Might as well buy my own fucking wards

every patch is always worse than the previous one, tahts the canonical dotard way even if they complained every day abotu it they will still say it was better

Can't take that dopey motherfucker seriously. Imagine being subjected to that level of autism EVERY DAY

desu, i thought the was would become lol, but it is pretty good right now.

it might become lol over the next few patches making spell amp stronger or something like that. but right now it is a pretty fun patch.

why did she went full dyke?

>your face when kaipi wins two more games and gets to the qualifiers

>your face when nu-mouz qualifies for manila

>your face when sing wins a major the hard way

Her mother got cancer and was worried about losing her hair so soe cut it off to show it was okay, and she liked having it that way because she travels a lot.

>Hisame and Corrin have achieved S rank
>a new paralogue has appeared

SOURCE

Someone needs to redo the Ayesee pic in the same style as the one where Destiny gropes Mia Rose.

I can't find it in my folders.

Which carries are the best carries in 687? ??
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