/utg/ - Undertale General

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Not today.

Sans!

But why?
Cats are better

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

Nth for the Royal Family

tHiCk MUSICAL FUCK GOAT

Anytime.

Greetings user! Thankfully it seems we shall get some respite from the storms for a time here, which means I'm off for a morning jog! I hope you have pleasant weather wherever you live user, and I also hope you have a great day! I love you user!

no its only gotten worse but i'll be here to post canon sans every couple of threads
based taste in filenames my man

psst
i love you

Someone should be cool and upload their flowey folder to imgur or drop box or something, he's recently risen to my third favorite character and I need lots of fanart to satisfy myslef

Objectively wrong.

So how does Snowdrake Senior here hold that trident?
In his mouth?

Charafags
Vs
Fromdrones

Thanks.

But what's wrong?

>tfw no burgerpants bf
goodnight everyone, i hope i dream of burgerpants

Fuckin jesus user your spoiler spooked the shit out of me

AH AH OHMYGODFUCK.

I don't have enough new goats to goatpost with a clear conscience

someone take the reigns please

I love him so much

>not finding spiders cute
baka desu senpai

In his mouth sounds cute desu

JESUS H FUCK
DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.

i walked into a massive spider the other night
thanks for making me re-live the trauma
asshole

Sans!

holds it in his talons and flies around trying to stab you

I FUCKING WARNED YOU

Most of them ain't.

...

i dont even know what im lookin at in your pic tbqh with ya but i'm just havin some death related issues, i'll probably be okay

CUTE
have another qt

Finally after 3 days of procrastinating, I have written my first horrible story.
pastebin.com/JmGMS45B
Warnings: Alphys, facesitting, sweaty, smelly, butts, Alphys
Enjoy!

oh goodness

today

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE DEMONS.

>Most of them ain't.
Uhhh, yes they are. Most of them are just balls of hair. They are really no different from your precious puppies and kitties.

Friends don't let friends post marginally smaller tumblrnails.
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My dog doesn't have eight beady monster eyes you fucking psychopath

>eyes are scary
Boo fucking hoo.

Oh, thanks mister!
Now I can enjoy Alphys in slightly more HD.

how dare you

desu just about all animals are gross
except reptiles, reptiles a cute

Anytime.

He's also not poisonous and doesnt have eight legs either

What about cats?

Frisk!

Post Flowey

Allergic.

Fridge!

Ew.
But okay.

Human Sans and Boss Monster Frisk. I remember you saying that you liked the two of them together, but if you don't like a species swap, I'll post normal Frisk and Sans.

Anyway, I hope things get better soon for you.

maybe just a little one

Omega.

Chara!

But are they gross?

...

Got the artist, user?

>legs are scary
Someone call Mettaton to teach this kid a lesson.
Spiders are not poisonous either, silly.
They're venomous. And most of their venom is nearly harmless to humans. And even if it happens to be a species with harmful venom, we have goddamn modern medicine.
My spiders don't have shit tons of fangs and are not susceptible to rabies.
spiders > crows > all other animals

>memega

Their breath smells worse than their farts and they have a few really disgusting habits.

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i see it now, cant believe you'd remember that though, thank you user

Goooooddddd morning, /utg/!

I hope you're all having a wonderful start to your day so far and that you all do your best to make the most of your weekend.

I love you all and I hope you have a great day.

He's objectively the best.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=18064375
twitter.com/Yurang98 in case you can't access pixiv

Shittiest of the goats desu

Anytime.

Son I dont give a fuck if they're poisonous, venomous or just flat out ugly, if I see one i'm reenacting stomp the yard one and two on that bitch

>Shelgons
>not the literal snail pokemon Magcargos
FUCKED IT UP

Right. How is everyone doing this morning/today/whatever?

Asgore > Flowey > small power gap> small Asriel > Toriel >Edge Asriel > power gap > shit > any of the fanon goats

>Omega
>Goat
I bet you'll try and say that this is normal sans.

>tfw dworven keeps saying they'll draw your request but keeps going to bed before they get to it

curse our need to sleep

it is

young (?) sans and grillby

Stop with your fucking fan boss fights with shit like 'omega sans' or 'gaster makes the game glitch out spooky!' its not fucking clever jesus christ be original guys

Okay but what if
hear me out here
what if
Omega Burgerpants

Personally, I prefer
Goatdad > Shotagote >>> Flowey > Edgegote = Goatmom >>>>> fanmemes

Charisk is a best in all of its incarnations.

i just want a gaster fight where he does wicked nasty tricks on his skateboard desu

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>shota over flower
why though? Otherwise your taste is pretty good

Okay, whatever. Good luck spotting them. There is always a spider at least 6 feet away from you at any given moment, and only in directions you are currently not looking at :)
If I see a dog, I'm reenacting lesser dog fight and petting that piece of dookie.

>omega asgore
Your argument is invalid.

My favorite is the scapegoat.

None of us make that shit though

That's Seraphim sans.
Seraphim are a type of high ranking angels that have many wings.
Why they decided to cross Sans and Seraphim is a fucking mystery and a mistake.
The Rainbow wings to.
Holy shit.

Flowey is the best tbqh

Also
>toriel
>not at the bottom below fanon

Lol

jesus christ, it's beautiful...

Flowey is cool, I'll be honest in that I don't care for OF's design though

>toriel
I mean I don't really love her but shes better then Asrielle

Which minor character would you hug?

Because I prefer a slightly dorky but very much alive child over a literally soulless piece of edge.

Chara a shit.

...So when can I see an Omega Mettaton?

tEM

And now there's a shimeji for them
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Snowdrake
>very much alive child
user...