/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

>in Aldrich covenant area
>get invaded by aldrich faithful
>they turn away from me as I hide behind pillar
>walk up slowly (obviously not getting the backstab)
>turns around and blasts a great soul spear + those homing magic missles at me
>one shot kill
>mfw

I fucking died from laughter, if that was one of you fuckers I love you.

The Kobra endorsed hipster meta?

>get invaded
>won't sip unless the invader does it first
>die
Good job, dummy.

how does that fit the theory?
>you met this person in a different place
>they recognize you when you meet them somewhere else
WOW TIME TRAVEL CONFIRMED LOL

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So kinda kicking off this thread, whats the story behind Oceiros? Who is the child of dragons?

Everyone should just start in Way of Blue, or be in it by default if not in any other Covenant.

I really wish they would make DEX viable in NG PvE.

youre basically useless until you get the storm sword from nameless king

>enb closed his comment sections

mad

more at eleven

>tfw no Age of the Babby ending for people carried through the game by phantoms where the Ashen one climbs into a stone cradle surrounded by gold signs

Suffering

>Who is the child of dragons?

We don't know, we never got a name.

here's your reply

>decide to try graping for once in Road of Sacrifice
>invade, host is nowhere to be seen
>Run to second bonfire to see a sunfag sitting down waiting for me
>Bow to him because I'm that kind of faggot
>He gets up, buffs, and initiates by throwing a fireball at me
>Host rolls out from behind the wall at the same time and they proceed to gangbang the shit out of me
>every other invasion is getting skullfucked by host + 2 phantoms

How could they fuck up PvP this bad?

presumably one of aldias experiments. queen of lothric killed ocelotte then killed herself. oceiros went insane.

>trip
and here's yours

youtube.com/watch?v=07iKvaQdxJ8
Watching the series makes me realise how poor DaS3 is compared to BB.

>implying
A lot of the low SL invaders are kinda shit desu.
Besides, you lose nothing on death, aside from one of your infinite embers.

>summon yellow or white phantoms more than three times throughout the game
>get a shitty joke ending as punishment
I love it, they should have done this

Blessed Gems drop from who?

What was there? People calling him bad?

Because it doesnt work the other way.

If you talk to the Firelink Shrine maiden then the Untended Graves shrine maiden, the Untended Graves shrine maiden has never seen you before.

That literally confirms that the Untended Graves shrine exists in a time before the Firelink Shrine

enligthen me then tripfaggot, what dex weapon is good while leveling in NG? str weapons are just so much more efficient in killing pretty much everything

They could've made Gravelording work this time
God fucking damnit

Don't bully ENB.

Tarry not for long

Lost my DS3 save. Don't really want to bother going through everything again.

Would anyone happen to have a NG+ save or a save for a finished first playthrough they can upload?

>tfw never saw a gravelord, once

>Ivasion meta
>hipster

now you're just throwing words around.

>break down an illusory wall
>this somehow transports you to the past
This is 'solaire is the firstborn' tier garbage

Do you think her lore will be expanded upon in the DLC?

Yet people are still so terrified that they hide behind their friends, seeds, and pull the plug.

Anyone feel like helping me kill nameless king???

where the fuck is shrine maiden in untended graves? i didn't find anyone there

best farm spot are the yellow winged knights before lorian+lothric

A lot of the low SL hosts are even worse.

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How did Hodrick get in the pit
How does the cage handler get you down there
Why is Hodrick so fucking strong suddenly in the swamp

I just spent 2 hrs discussing various things about the game on dsg. What I am doing with my life? Why I am not playing the game.

I thought the cutoff range was +10 levels
why go 89 instead of 90

Try Power Within. In other words, use skill.

time is convoluted

Except he is the first born, are you retarded?

There are plenty of items that confirm this

Why do these fucking crabs have such long aggro ranges

>How does the cage handler get you down there

Didn't you pay attention to the cutscene? He fucking throws your ass down there.

I'm at Castle Lothric at the moment, am I getting close?

Except 100 is still the best of those.

reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4h4atu/things_from_dark_souls_ii_that_need_to_be_in_dark/

Look at this

Look how angry DS2 fancancer are

they are so salty, so angry

DS2 is literally the worst game and the shitters on the meme website want all this garbage trash back

just look at that post, these people seriously need to commit suicide

Are DS2 fancancer shitters the worst human on earth? im sure they are even worse than drumpfkins

Damn, son. Will answer your question if you provide source.

From where though, is my point.
There's no holes, no doors, nothing.

Gargoyle hammer or spear for my pyro build, /dsg/?

its literally in the video you nigger

you go exactly where the shrine maiden is in the regular firelink

its literally the last bonfire before the 2nd to last boss of the game user

Is the Avelyn good? Kind of want to try it in pvp with exploding bolts but don't want to waste materials right now

after the pointiff boss there's that area with all the giants, there were 2 guys dressed in Night's Watch clothes. One had Jon Snow hair. Do japs watch GoT?

youtube.com/watch?v=3YEDHHMVX9k

did I do well guys ;_;

She's Zullie The Witch.

Her ashes describe her as "Spurned"

Alva, Seeker of the Spurned. You later find his corpse outside of her Cell.

He was just looking for his Waifu man, why you gotta kill him?

So does that confirm the dark lord ending is canon if the world was without fire in the past?

>tfw farming Proof of Concord Kept

I want to die

>There are items that confirm Solaire as the first born

Are YOU retarded?

it can punish sippies if you loaded it beforehand

Neither, both are shit. Use one of the three boss-soul fire greatswords.

On any S scaling id say infuse lightning. Any less than A go raw, otherwise infuse heavy and use lightning blade. I dont have a miracle build but im assuming this would be the way to go

It fucks up any nigger who takes a sippy

Will I get softbanned if I only cheat engine in Proofs of Concord and Swordgrass? I really can't be bothered grinding this shit out.

4 Games and still no alphabetical sorting, how? It's one of the most basic sorting methods.

It was only ng+ and didn't work correctly soooooooooooo yeah

hammer is garbage and spear is fucking great

i have played with both, spear extensively

r-really? I'm fairly sure I walked past there
fuck that's quite the brainfart

No, DS2 sets up the idea that it'll always cycle. Even if it was lit, it'll fade again. If you didn't lit it, someone else would have.

she's a fusion of Zullie and Yuria from DeS.

Is it true that magic in DS3 is utter shit? I usually do a complete magic build in Dark Souls games after I've done my first strength build but I don't want to bother if magic is utter shit.

literally in her normal spot you fucking monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=iztSqpIb3hA

YOU IGNORANT SLAVE

PAIN IN THE BUTT
A
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>Blue eye orb is from DaS2

christ

So just consuming the forked tongues generates two pale tongues?

Good stuff like the archdrake set can come back, no problem.

G-guys p-please

Thanks faggot I just got fired from my circus clown job

It was more
>worked fine
>only worked on 3 people
>across the whole platform's server(s)
>they had to find where you started it
>and be in the same area in the world
>and then not die

Are you guys seeing this shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=iztSqpIb3hA
Motherfucker is causing people to get softbanned from DS3

do any of those scale with INT/FAI?

more importantly, are any of those better than Chaos Astora GS, which has A/A scaling, low stat reqs and light weight?

maybe, probably not

make sure to entirely disconnect from the internet and don't change the quantity directly in your inventory but instead use an item swapper through drops, and just pick up the items

Excellent

To be fair DaS3 is the worst game in the series, so anything from DaS2 would be a step up.

stop advertising your stream you double nigger

>waaa waa you summoned for the watchers
does the fight solo
>waaa waa they didn't do the hard moves

Community is filled with insufferable children.

Fuck, I liked that hammer so much.

Is there any good great hammer in this game?

Why does he invade you?