What the fuck is happening?
Deutsche Bank
Ryder Morris
Camden Nelson
time to buy senpai
Cooper Hughes
>time to buy senpai
/fpbp
Matthew Collins
>0.04 $ has been added to your account
Matthew Harris
Banks are to big to fail so its not like you'll ever lose
Evan White
Their result fell 98 percent or something.
Camden Myers
>Deutsche Bank hopes to draw a line under its four largest remaining litigation cases this year, it said on Wednesday
>Separately, it plans to close the chapter of alleged manipulation of foreign exchange rates, where the bank reached a settlement in Europe, but where negotiations with four U.S. regulators are ongoing.
>Deutsche Bank also hopes to put a probe by European and U.S. regulators into suspicious equities trades in Russia behind it.
>Deutsche Bank earlier warned that deeper cuts may be needed to turn around the lender after revenues fell sharply in the second quarter as the low interest rate environment and volatile markets weighed on the business.
-Reuters
Also Brexit contagion
Camden Green
Why would you buy its shares if its just going to collapse in a few months? Nationalization of the bank wouldn't even necessarily increase the share value.
Evan Kelly
more seller than buyer
Angel Hughes
I bought at 20. Earnings are being posted today, I'll put a bullet in my head if the price doesn't go up.
Nolan Murphy
>What the fuck is happening?
dw.com
Hunter Wood
Bought at 12. Don't really care what it does, it's a small YOLO portion of my portfolio.
Christopher Kelly
Why didn't you short?
You stupid goys bet against George Soros, and you know that never ends well.
Carson Taylor
Going short when a blue chip is that low is like begging to end up in a homeless shelter: little reward, limitedless risk.
That's not to say going long is a no-brainer. It's definitely very risky to gamble on Deutsche bouncing back, but at least your potential losses are limited.
William Sullivan
>>You stupid goys bet against George Soros, and you know that never ends well.
usa.greekreporter.com
>2013
old fool.
Angel Garcia
Why would you buy this train wreck? Everyone's aware DB will need a bailout just to survive.
Brandon Wilson
Soros' niche is dead. Nowadays his opinion on individual companies is as good as his analysts.
Caleb Price
Bc as soon as they settle their lawsuits and if they do get bailed out then they'll rebound hard
Leo Adams
This type of thinking is why you are a forum pleb and not a hedge fund manager.
>Stop loss
>Use of options
Camden Harris
Reminder that everything from 2008 is still there, it's not gone.
Hudson Morales
on average hedge fund managers reach lower returns than index funds...
Juan Murphy
Time to throw on Nearer My God To Thee, senpai
Deutsches chickens are coming home to roost
Kevin Edwards
>hedge fund manager
>anything of value
Michael Wood
...
William Powell
You sound like such a parrot. On average, yes, because there are loads of shit-tier hedge funds that come and go. If there was consistent underperformance of hedge funds after DD, there would be no hedge funds - and there certainly would be no place for fund of funds.
Matthew Flores
...
Kayden Moore
Let's see:
>rapefugees
>Brexit
>Merkel being a stupid cunt
>Germany about to explode in a civil war
This never bodes well for a bank.
John Watson
>>Germany about to explode in a civil war
What? I'm in Germany, nobody cares about anything, I was literally in Ansbach where a terrorist blew himself up, and everybody was acting like nothing happened, I talked to a German guy and he seemed apathetic.
Owen Gonzalez
Just get a put option, this is better yes?
Much less risk if it goes up. But I don't think Deutsche will bounce back.
Carson Reed
I will never not be amazed by how utterly cucked the German people are.
I think the best of you died in WWII.
Julian Carter
In Belgium, pls Eurozone collapse now. I don't even care about all my saved up EUR. Just get it over with.
Christopher Foster
Now you know how I feel every day with Alcoa. You got-am amateur.
Jace Harris
Yeah, I'm glad I'm going back to America pretty soon, it's no longer /comfy/ when people are exploding and get hacked to death with machetes.
Jonathan Ramirez
What should I do with all my EUR in my bank account?
Gold is out of the question, if shit hit the fan the government will seize it, and Bonds can't be trusted
Joseph Foster
Buy your own safe, bolt it too the floor, have some gold, silver and cash.
Worst case: guns and ammo.
Jordan Campbell
Real Estate is 200% overvalued, and guns aren't allowed. I'm fucked, I guess.
David Bailey
>Guns aren't allowed.
I live in Belgium, the most restrictive country wrt gun control. There are ways thanks to our Eastern European immigrants.
Eli Jackson
>thinking about what to do if the shit hits the fan
>worrying about what is "allowed"
Asher Garcia
Aren't Italian and Dutch bonds already tumbling down?
DB can't support all of failing Europe.