Dota 2 general /d2g/

No way that Vanguard first build on AM is legit. It didn't save him from dying one time and didn't make him farm faster either.

Just get your Battlefury at 15 minutes like a normal person and don't delay it to 23 minutes because you now got a useless Vanguard.

>bulba is bad
>bulba is good
-d2g

Seriously why did he build the vanguard ?

You really need vanguard vs prophet + void being the only physical dmg on the enemy team?

what the hell is this shit?

>computers have turbo buttons again

JoinDOTA is dead ;______;

OUR BOY BLITZ PLAYING THE QUALIES

FUCK TIER2 TEAMS SUPPORT OUR TEAMS INSTEAD

>Expecting EG to accomplish anything when 4/5 of their players have the TI curse
And now Secret has 2 of them AND arteezy

I hope you have a team that's not either of those lads

Bulba has 8k MMR so he can't be bad.

Kaipi are doing it!

to fight asap
too bad he forgot to tell his team he wants to do it

It did make the Empire use RP, Finger and Chrono every time just to kill AM. Early on atleast.

Is Empire our guy now?

fake

what is a streamer I can watch that is sort of informative about what he's doing and stuff?
not straight up tutorials or anything, just explaining his thought process or whatever
I want to learn

Now that Invoker got some nerfs, does that mean I can start playing my man Carl again without having to worry about shitters who don't know what they're doing taking him from me?

lmao

me

Merlini

Just arrived

Can someone tell me what happened in the first game of EG vs EMpire?

NO HEAVY COMMENTARY NOT ANYMORE

How in the fuck did he do that much damage

BALANCE IN ALL THINGS

>team of casters with ex pro players made "for fun" disqualifies team that actually wanted to qualify for a major
Dotards?

and who are you? :)))))

heard this before so I guess I'll check it out

khezzu
merlini
purge

IT'S TIME TO REMOVE KEBABS

Captcha: 69

If you can't beat a team of casters, you shouldn't be at a major

Sumail growing his jihad beard?

Veg beat evernova?

>am rushed vanguard and never fought
>got ganked consantly with rp/chrono/finger thrown at him
>fear played earth spirit and was the only person who showed up and did damage from EG

LUL

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Sumail looks fucking sick. Rather look at that lesbian from Col.

barny

oh wait

why is ryuu hitting on sheever doesnt he know shes dating odpixel... -_-

>want new EG to do well
>want new Empire to do well
Lose-lose situation for me

>meme talk

He's all grown up now.

Sumail got ganked like 5 times in the first 10 minutes. EG is going to ban BH every game now

>Sumail looks fucking sick

ANTHRAX
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Barny
wait nvm

>when you want to win but your team won't lety you

Hope scandal can keep up his level, such a frustrating player to follow

he's athiest

>The Mongolz
>Actually Mongolians

Reminder that Charlie got fired because he wouldn't let Sumail vape.

REMINDER

Our guy Sing and the kaipians are about to battle against the SS

Come with me to support, better than watching Russia destroying burgers

>he's athiest

more like hes 15

this will pass and he will turn to allah
tehy all do

Barny

BSJ

V/\

>fired
Moving up in the Twitch/EG conglomerate is way better than being a manager of a team. Probably doesn't even get as much money as the coach does.

>Charlie got fired

are u memeing or is this for real? why

I genuinely have no clue who he is, did he die or something?

2GD

Straight Shota?

V/\

>mfw ameriCucka has literally ZERO good teams, not even an almost Tier 2 decent team

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

no 16 year old millionaire is going to turn religious

>Not knowing our guy
How new?

I dont usually come to dota generals

...

Pathetic
Is RTZ the only religious Dota pro?
I want to dislike him, for his music, for being overrated, but I cant because it seems like he is the only Man of God in prodotes

I'M BEING TRIGGERED!! WHERE IS THE HEAVY COMMENTARY WHERE IS BEARFORCEONE I NEED IT.. GIVE ME CREEP BOPPING GIVE ME SARCASTICASTS REEEE

It was a literal OUR GUY that was entertaining and if you're bad like all of /d2g/ (except Eosin), was informative.
He liked to right click the creeps and buy the quelling blades and drums and he is fucking dead now.

>merlini
>draskyl
>black^ (if he ever streams again)

none of these guys are like the best at dota ever but they are all decent and explain what they are doing when they do it usually

Such a packed venue familias

Osama did.

This lipstick guy is so fucking cringe
Can they fire him

you just replied to him 3 times

How the fuck is this hero going to get balanced.

He has been shit on every patch after patch since his first release but he is still the OP fuck in right hands.

He has very high magical damage, a slow/escape, a stun and a silence. How the fuck are you going to nerf him without changing the hero completely.

what the fuck is going on

>having imaginary friends

lul

>pick axe
>walk at enemy
>they die

dotards

It can't be possible to turn a profit with no ticket sales right?

>Dota in 2016

pretty funny if it wasn't so sad

Obama Bin Laden did

>I'M GARY CARNAGE

What did he mean by this?

by removing damage
he literally does 0 damage outside of auto attacks
there, balanced

*tips*

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IS
OLDMAN
FEAR
CRYING?

NA DOTA

MIDNIGHT
BAGELS
IN
KIEV

why is sumail so fun to play with on photoshop?

truly euphoric my friend

>caster lives matter
rip

>le ebin RP on 10sec cd man hehehe ;)))0
I dont know what was Iceshit smoking when he made call pierce bkb
>b-but its taunt! yes taunt! not s-stun!

LMAO

controbooting