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So why do people call sumail bad again?

>This is the best EU dota has to offer

>EG destroying it despite still getting used to a 40% new team

peter kept picking him stupid ass heroes

kinda like ti4 where he kept picking rtz razor every game even though rtz sucked at razor

1st for poetry

>The team with Arteezy on it is worse than EG again
It's like poetry.

>sound actually PRECEEDS the stream
how in gods name do you fuck that up

twitter.com/mousesports/status/596614450045710337

our guys are back

>18 memes late

>Bulba is actually good
>Sumail is unstoppable when RTZ is gone
how do we stop EG?

It's just science

im a shitter tell my why build linken sphere on mirana?

W I P E D

EG > Empire > Secret

Post this in last thread, but what does winning your lane as solo off mean? Not feeding? Fast levels? Probably you won't get many kills if enemy arent retards

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Is there any doter more disgusting than mike?

EU

DOTA

FUCKING

CLEANED

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OUR

CANONICAL

GUYS

EG

>B-BUT BULBA IS BAD
>B-BUT EG IS BAD

>yfw EG > Empire > Secret

Why does EG lose 1 game before winning the match?

>phoenix uses egg
>empire just runs away
>eg chases them
>egg does nothing
>repeat 7 times

empire always chokes so hard

no but ritsu is close

dat arm hair
holy fuck

>Sumail is bad
>Bulba is bad
>EG is bad

remember, RTZ was put into EG as a plant by Puppey to spread toxicity and give bad advice
thats why we saw ppd draft like trash and sumail play like some 6k pubstar
luckily EG is recovering from the virgin usbec menace

>Moneycat wins again

this hero is going to get fucking dumpstered next patch, and so will my MMR

youtu.be/5G9O9j0DSII?t=171

2:51 if your current mark doesnt work

>RTZ moves to secret
>secret gets BTFO of their first lan since shanghai
>EG still going strong

lmao

download game

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Solo bot for Dire or top for Radiant, and it means not letting your tower get shit on and shitting on their tower without feeding

t. 2k Finland

Vega vs EG, and then MVP vs either of them will be good.

EG looking like they improve with each game, could put up a challenge for MVP.

>Carry buys you a gem

DOTARDS??????????????????????????????????

>dat qtie na'vi fan in the background

THE WOLF IS AT YOUR DOOR

Just you wait. Peter cannot resist his deceiving siren call forever. Sooner or later the hot potato will land in Peter's lap and he'll realize TI7 or TI8 is just around the corner and it'll be too late.

They play one game normally to see if they can win then they bribe them for the second and third ones.

Wait wait you're telling me Secret lost to these guys?

Not only once? TWICE??

how do you get pubs to make ganks happen with that hero so you can cha ching?

When I pick it no one wants to fight or takes the worst fight possible where we get absolutely dumpstered

Ritsu
Fluff

Mike at least has charisma and owns his presence

He is literally a Sasquatch holy shit

All BKB needs is an upgrade that increases its stats once you get it down to 5 seconds.

5 seconds of spell immunity is honestly not worth it against a lot of team comps by minute 70 and 10 strength and 24 damage does not cut it at that point either. At some point selling BKB for an item with better stats is much more useful unless the enemy team either has no bkb piercing stuns (unlikely) or the enemy team has an ability that will shitwreck you and instantly win them the fight if you don't have spell immunity.

If you REALLY need 10 seconds of spell immunity you should have drafted pic related.

f a m ?

>the best damage control yurocucks have to offer is bringing up secret, which has nothing to do with this game, or this patch

what are yuros doing with their lives?

>wake up
>some scrub burned my patch
>eat brownies
>mfw this describes the cycle of birth life &death

What is "Aghs: The Hero"?

i thought this was the new LoL hero for a second

Ancient Apparition

DUDE

Ritsu is a literal Indian manlet turd with peanuts in his forehead. Mike can always lose weight and shave that disgusting stache off, Ritsu has NO HOPE.

>eats with his bare hands
i dont think so fami

Which team has the worst fanbase?

tony

Sheever has had some pretty bad makeup this tournament desu

>ppd has already figured this patch out

How the fuck do we regroup, EUbros?

depends what kind

if its dual off vs dual off its obv gonna be different then solo vs a triple lane

if you are solo vs a stron lane, you "won" the lane when you got good levels and defended the tower

if you are for example lone druid vs spectre shaker lane or soemthing dogshit liek that, you won your lane when you have 60cs at minute 10 and pushed down their tier1 possibly also killed them

the more correct way of saying is that you didnt lose offlane, not that you "won" it

>Please take me back Peter

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[A]

As in
Heroes that always build Aghs because it makes them so much stronger even if they don't need it to function?
or
Heroes that need Aghs to function and are otherwise useless?

mvp, fuck kpop posters

BKB doesn't need nerfs, rather we need stuff to counter memeinitiators. Like something with an activated "Blink within X range of carrier and get stunned for 1 sec".

>EG win against empire
>suddenly all yuros go quite

top fucking kek

>rtz gone
>Sumail magically becomes god tier again

ABSOLUTE FUCKING POETRY

ITS ALMOST AS IF THAT UZBEKNIGGER DESTROYS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES

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Alliance
OG
EG
Secret
MVP

Is sheever high test?

>carry buys flying courier, all wards, dust, smokes, gem, medallion, linkens and greaves

and she looks like shes pregnant too

>Teammate immediately picks Pudge
>Game starts
>"fuck tengo 200 de ping"
>mfw

Just make it like Dagon

BKB starts at 5 seconds, and you increase the duration with recipes.

>deletes posts in previous thread to post his stupid shit again

True crossposter, have a (you)
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Im not sure if this is nsfw but its pretty disgusting desu

fake

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We already know who that arm belongs to.

>have the best player in the world (fear)
>win
you can't explain this

>cm
?

windranger

>american primetime starts
>thread goes to shit

why is this?

I don't use sub-human measurements

what are those in a non meme measurement?

>cm
yeah fuck off this is an American thread

>those tits
how long has sheever been pregnant?

thats not how butts work

It's okay mates not everyone has the privilege of getting first world education

is Secret still NA?

A (You) is (You)

When do the good teams play?

>literal fag measurements
lmao reddit

whoops.

what if bkb went like this

>fresh bkb 10 seconds magic immunity

>"spent" bkb 5 seconds magic immunity 5 seconds of increased magic resistance, reduces duration of all disables by 50%

>+1/-1 for all the states in between

Rubick's Dad

bulba thouhg

>people think Empire was actually trying in this immediate post-patch honeypot tourney

holy FUCK

are americucks actually this delusional??

she had those since at least ti5 hub

larger mammals usually have longer gestation period though

Last I checked first world countries go to the moon.

Is Bulba our guy yet?