/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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stress of moment ))

Elegiggle hax elegiggle!

max on CLG adren is back to being a bot since s1mple left

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

Hello silver
he's obviously anticipating a flashbang but then realizes that the enemies are rushing so turns back

>people who think this is suspicious are allowed to overwatch

hes a nigger so he probably got shot by gang member or got aids

t. nova 2

This, I am global and everyone knows you're supposed to avoid flashes even in the middle of sprays at the enemy in front of you.

Let us keep this a clean thread. No gayness. That is forbidden love. We don't do that stuff.

Dream Team

FODDER
Hiko
Shroud
Dazed
Yam

Why isnt moe on echofox anymore? Did they get rid of the fattie?

he stepped down because he finally realized he is shit and it would be better for his brand if he just streamed

>tfw you're forever stuck in Gold Smurfs range
>top frag or get anal pained every game
>forever stuck

>didn't even make it in slowmo

why even bother shitting up the thread if you're not going to do it properly?

he got married

man just the thought of getting those guys into a room together and just pump gas into said room gives me a semi

>140634159
Man you really like this unfunny meme

he is of anticipation the flash, gosh

STOP WATCHING ANIME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>be shit
>drop 8rws per game
>change xhair
>drop 11+rws per game

uugh gotards?

is hokkei ok?

who is the uncle cracker of csgo

I don't think you know a single player I just said. The only one you probably recognized is Dazed. I bet you gamble. That's the only reason you know about CSGO. Commit soduko or go back to dota or LoL

how would i know about dazed and not hiko or shroud? that doesn't make a lick of sense

I don't know you tell me Dota player.

you now me on smoke ye k

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>using browsers

>2 two man stacks and 1 one man stack get matched against a 5 man "clan"
>we roll them hard
>they literally start crying cheats after 5 rounds
>"reported on game and steam" every round

These guys will surely make it to the major within the year
lmao

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WHEN I BUST MY GAT MOTHAFUCKAS TAKE DIRT NAPS

What does add to reading list actually do?

I got an iphone like 2 months ago and have never used that thing

>the anime likes you

just another word for a bookmark

Adds it a list that marks them read or unread

Its a tab under the history icon

Anyone know what is the cheapest and safest way (means it won't screw up your main account) to get a vac ban? I want to add a vac record on my smurf account just to tilt those silvers.

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Probably mw
Then delete mw from your games so it looks like csgo

tf2

download tf2 and lmaobox
don't even have to spend money on a game

or you could make your profile private/friends only so they don't see your hours/games

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i wish we could just hand out lifetime bans for this kind of shit

cheaters don't deserve to play the game, especially not on a competitive level where they receive compensation and praise

Go away evil dogger

Are people trolling or just this autistic? This is what a perfectly normal flick looks like. The T jiggle peeked and they were throwing nades, he knew Ts were going to push any moment.

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it's not that he shot the first guy, that's obviously normal

it's when he holds down his aimlock key and his game tries to shoot the guy who he hasn't seen yet through the wall despite that being clearly a bad play when there's someone actively shooting him that he should try to kill

stay fizzy, pupper

Liquid or clg

>betting on NA coinflips

Why would his aim key lock on to the third person?
This is the same thing I see with every flusha "cheating" clip- his pro tier aimlock doesn't have visibility check, distance check or even a check for proximity to crosshair? It just locks to a random opponent every time?

jesus man
how many fucking games am i going to have to play to get back to my old rank of LEM I had 1 year ago

got placed at GNM took me 8 one sided stomps to get promoted to mg1 and i'm tired of directing people how to play

>mfw if I ever having had to witness GN

>join ffa dm
>get absolutely destroyed every time
Jesus Christ how do I get better at this game? I'm a GN4 shitter

play 1v1

play against bots

>Tfw stuck at MG1

How do i get good? I feel like I do alright but never amazing.

just run around aiming but don't shoot back. work on your movement u degenerate

lowers sens, get big mousepad, get good mouse
basically play ffa dm for 200 hours

>low sens meme

Hehehehehe

if he's gn4 he probably has a retardedly high sens

play more

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE BIGGEST VAC WAVE HAPPENED
11000 THOUSAND BANNED TODAY AND COUNTING

What is single worst issue with CS:GO? Objectively, not memey.

The audio
Honorable mentions:
Running and jumping accuracy

>you were too unlucky to ever get anything good from crates
>meanwhile this faggot had a $18k item of which only ~6 exist in the world on his account and used hacks on it

are there any fun servers for csgo besides zombies

you have to dedicate yourself to the game, spend a lot of time and energy to learn how to play better, understand the meta, work with teammates and deceive opponents etxc

hackers in the professional scene

runner-up: hit registration

1v1 is fun if you're good

>complaining about reg
>not interp

running and jumping accuracy especially with pistols

awp still being in the game

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(҂`_´) -NOPE,SON GET BACK IN YOUR BEDROOM

hey does anyone have the link to that one old ass CS1.6 video where a kid screams "stop shooting me, fuck, AHHHHHHHHHH"

Is DMG a good rank to start doing ESEA or Faceit? I want to face better players than me. I watch streams and shit and I feel like these guys aren't doing anything better. Just slightly better at spray control.

ded game
ded general

i just witnessed a cyberbullying from elige AMA

FUCKING DO IT PUSSY
I started esea at dmg/welfare lem, you'll be fine.
You'll get shit on sometimes but playing against competent opponents who do things that make sense is nice. Aim skill isn't too important, an understanding of teamplay and rotates is a bigger deal.
Remember your teammates will be shit talking you so you get better, not just because of insecurity like valve mm, so don't cry.

>go back to mm hell yet again
>after losing the first 3 rounds one guy starts screaming "GG NOOB TEAM KICK ME" and griefing

Other valve games exist

based elige

please?

Sometimes I wonder why I don't play Dota. Like, it's superior to CS:GO in every way. 0 hacks, constant updates, skillbased. what's not to like

>you will never hit up a comfy toronto lan with steel as your teammate

>0.8 kdr in ffa dm
killing self brb

Audio (positional sound + gunshots and SFX in general)

Is TSM seriously gonna lose this BO3? Fuck Autimatic fucking piece of shit.