/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

How would you have been able to ruin the picture?

>gross lopsided low res tan lined titties

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Why is Joacim so perfect?

>low res
that's Very High textures though

Joacim Mogren?

>game keeps crashing when i leave the garage
>some faggot probably spawned something outside that's causing the crash
Somebody in Zaturn's session check 1045 Conker avenue

Last time I was there, there was a monkey with an AP pistol.

Here have another photo for your collection.

I also crashed trying to load in to that session and it's spawning me in right outside that apartment

languagez, you on m8?

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>Crew in public lobby shitting on randoms
>Windows 10 is shit and cut's the internet connection on it's own

It seems to have stopped now
are you people still playing?

Yes
No
Maybe

>higgus

>Higgus is back

Every thread.
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

Loving it, Rockstar.

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Quattro themed car when

Post more cars gtao needs

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What exactly makes a car "Quattro" themed?
The sticker shit?
the Round things on the bumper?

The general car shape and such.
Same way you could say the Blista Compact is a CRX or the Vacca is a Gallardo.

>Hella
>Hella
>Hella

amazeballs

show me a better place for a car meet

xth for honk & gtags hanging out at the track aftermath.

Nessi's ass

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>skeleton on the front and back of pants
>matching hoodie only has skeleton on front

ONE JOB, ROCKSTAR
ONE FUCKING JOB

>playing GTAV on PC with all the hackers
>hackers in every room
>no one values money
>you faggots complain about a lack of content, not realizing that the pursuit of money is 90% of the online

What happened to that one console copypasta?

can I get a gtag power ranking?

>cheaters in every fucking room
>getting banned for using a mod menu
>needing a mod menu to combat other script-kiddies
>needing a mod menu to have fun
>getting banned for receiving hacked cash
>faggots begging for hackerbux in every thread
>faggots begging for tuned race payouts in every thread
>crew drama over how pussy you faggots are that you can't handle being killed
>at least 5 posts daily about "b'awww X killed me in his armored Kuruma! Kick him from the crew! Fucking crew killer!"
>90% of PC players have been banned at least once
>getting banned 3 times is permanent
>paid mod menus
>the only way you can have fun anymore is in crew sessions, because you're literally incapable of playing the game and progressing, because you've cheated everything already
>comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider
>99% of PC players own a yacht, making them not special
>no one cares about running heists or contact missions because they've cheated all the money they'll ever need
>everyone owns all the Super cars in game, so they're not rare or special either
>complain about lack of content without realizing that the majority of the game's content comes from earning money
>everyone owns a Hydra, so the sun is blocked with jetshitters
>have to play in easy-mode GTAG crew sessions to have any fun with the game, otherwise you're faced against actually having to shoot other people
>Rockstar did a massive ban-wave just recently. How long do you think it will last? No more than a month at most, I'd say.
>Russians
>Chinese

Why again is PC the master race?

PS4:
>no cheaters
>more players
>people actually play heists
>yachts are rare
>people work and play the game to unlock things
>they don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because they haven't spoiled the game for them self

I am on top of it all.

>posting the one that doesn't Namedrop Blater and Nessi

>the pursuit of money is 90% of the online

and there wouldn't be anything wrong with that if making money in this game were any fucking fun and not a mind-numbing grind

>buy GTA 5 for PS4
>install
>system tells me I need 1.60 GB more space to install
>44 GBs of space on my PS4
How much fucking space does this game take up

45.6 GB apparently

>PS4
>can't download memory
mustard race wins again

>Not muting catower

Why?

>power ranking

i duno
>helicopters
nessi
>turning around corners at 5kph
null
>hydra
too many to name
>mic
cat
>insurgent
zaturn
>skid
too many to name
>expert RPG/homo shooter
blater/vanilla ricer
>pro cutie
joacim
>Kalahari expert
jens
>tank expert
pig

>insurgent
>hydra
>skids
[gtag]

It's hilarious listening to them impersonate a female?

i dont understand why people keep pointing to Nessi as some sort of helicopter god. why do people say this?

"she" sounds like that who joined my channel ts recording person.

also i don't find it hilarious, i find it annoying

When I join a cat or null session it's usually just an endless blabber on the mic of a soft speaking fuckboy honestly i muted them after they wouldn't stop talking in that shitty voice

>thanks
horris

he taught me how to dodge welfare on a helicopter

Because Nessi actually knows how to dodge wellfares

>inb4 NPG
maybe but he's just an asshat who shits on people in his savage not giving them to chance even shoot back

is this a nice way of saying "no new update till next tuesday"

would very much like to join GTAG PC
sc is wildzesty

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Widely? Wimey?

think it was woozie

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When you are trying to sleep, but Tonks want to join.

its a nice of saying hope you're excited for "New Update Never week' that'll start right after this one ends, followed by 'Seriously Why Are You Playing This Still week'

NPG is a shit pilot desu

plese dont make me regret my name its too late to go back

which is better GTA 4 or GTA 5

>socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag

Someone able to invite me to the PC crew?

Mackasfour

another purge when

undo your highlight dummy

This is my favourite helicopter in the game, and IRL.

the S-70 is so bland and boring, superior helicopter coming through

so ugly its beautiful

Got a sudden urge to take some corners with low grip.

If I wanted a Gunship, I'd post the Valkyrie, good luck fucking that up

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San Andread

Sorry, i'll stop.

alright, that's it. I'm joining right now to show you how to fly a heli.

just need to get some batteries for my gamepad

keyboard > gamepad on helicopters desu

>blater and horris have hidden profiles

Why is this allowed?

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Gotcha

Don't stop. If they don't like it they can mute you.
What exactly would you like to see on my profile, user?

Oh boy!
Please attack shitters with helicopters!

banwave when?

lol

Some other time lads, i couldn't find any batteries and i can't find a store that sells any at this time of the day.

You don't have rechargeable batteries?

no, i live in a 3rd world country.

i hope no one watches ant tv tomorrow cus i got my batteries

what country?

australia

Australia is not a 3rd world country, dumbass

I'm from Turkey, not Australia.

>Australia
>Not a third world country
Could'a fooled me

lol